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Top 10 Strangest MP3 Players
A reader writes: "TechEBlog lists the top 10 strangest MP3 players ever, with pictures. From the article: "CURE-alpha is an MP3 player that supposedly emits alpha waves which calm and rejuvinate the brain. They are transmitted at very low frequencies while listening to MP3/WMA files."
Lemme guess, are they running their server on an MP3 player? :P
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At least their server lasted longer than the battery in my ipod.
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Is Windows Media Player listed?
This little player lets nastiware break into a computer while soothing a user with an mp3...
"the Cure-Alpha mp3 player has been taken off the market due to it causing brain cancer, when interviewed, a spokesperson simply stated, come on who would have thought radiation close to someones brain would cause problems"
The phrase "more better" is acceptable English. suck it grammar Nazis
since the editurs are to busy doing important editorial stuff!
Like checking for dupes
This is the first time I've ever wanted to read the source code of a program.
Huzzah for open source!
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2. MP3 Toilet ... Technically, it's not a stand alone MP3 player, but rather one that works with your toilet.
I guess that'd make it a sit-alone player, hmm?
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I think a Billy Bass Mouth would make a strange MP3 player or any of the dozens of different singing fish, birds, or animals on the market. What about a lava lamp or pet rock mp3 player? Just think of all the sex toy MP3 players you could make. Imagine a dildo playing NIN "Closer". The possibilities are endless.
"You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
There's no display and you have to learn to interpret its Flashing Light Language (tm) to understand what's going on.
Sounds familiar.
Well, yeah, of course it breaks if you're throwing it against the wall in frustration at trying to decode the binary language of Pez dispensers.
I read the internet for the articles.
Can't blame me, my alpha wave pattern has been changed by the work related 2 hour meeting :)
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you neighbor has a vibrator that plays "O come all ye faithful", you want one too.
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