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Going Dynamic with PHP

Five-Oh writes to tell us that IBM DeveloperWorks has an interesting article about the OO advantages of PHP V's new features. From the article: "PHP V5's new object-oriented programming features have raised the level of functionality in this popular language significantly. Learn how to use the dynamic features of PHP V5 to create objects that bend to fit your needs."

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  1. Bend Over: +1, Helpful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    For Al-Qaeda.

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    Patriotically as always,
    Kilgore Trout, C.E.0.

  2. Re:PHP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Perl: The language for people who are to stubborn to move to Ruby.

  3. Re:PHP's Comeupance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    >> there are some lamentable lacunæ

    "lacunæ" - WOW! Ligatures and all!

    >> is also suboptimal

    'Suboptimal'?

    I think your life skills and ability to interact with people "in the 'meat zone'" must be somewhat 'suboptimal' too.

    Do the dreaded 'normals' laugh and point at you in the street?

    If you were my kid I'd take you behind the barn and shoot you.

  4. Re:PHP 4 V. 5 by Heembo · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...but PHP does not force object orientation - you can still write all the sloppy RAD procedural non-variable-verifying web-code you want with PHP! Sure, you can still write sloppy Java code, but PHP does NOT have the enterprise integration, security or advanced language features of Java or *gasp* C#.

    --
    Horns are really just a broken halo.