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HP Developing Hybrid Tablet PC / Coffee Table

StrongGlad writes "HP has been working on a different take on the home entertainment PC. "Misto" is a hybrid of a coffee table and a tablet PC, featuring a large, built-in touch-screen display. The idea is to allow a group to congregate around the table and share pictures, play board games, or peruse a map. Misto uses a standard desktop PC as its engine, but comes with some specialized HP software for managing the interface. Pricing, availability and style of coffee table are all undetermined, but Misto gives people some idea of how HP wants to develop products that expand on its existing businesses."

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  1. But... by YuppieScum · · Score: 3, Funny

    what happens to a touch-screen coffee table when you place a cup of coffee on it?

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    1. Re:But... by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny
      What's your problem, were you raised in a barn?!!

      Use a coaster before your wife catches you!

      I'd rather have a robust touch-screen coffee table display that I can connect my laptop to.

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    2. Re:But... by rez_rat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Furthermore, what happens to a touch screen coffee table when you SPILL a cup of coffee on it?

    3. Re:But... by HaloZero · · Score: 4, Funny

      A virtual coaster appears underneath it. You may customize this to your level of desired geekdom. For some, a nice lace doiley. For others, damaged floppy disks or burn-failed CDs and DVDs.

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    4. Re:But... by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd rather have a robust touch-screen coffee table display that I can connect my laptop to.

      Well, just in case you were thinking of placing your laptop on top of a coffee table display, never keep a drink on the same surface as a laptop!!! Honestly, it's a horrible accident just waiting to happen, the kind where thousands of dollars just disappear in the blink of an eye, along with all your data.

      Desktops are fine. All you replace the keyboard if you accidentally tip a drink over, maybe a mouse. But just understand that laptop keyboards also have an unintended alternative function; as a drain for liquids to thoroughly saturate and damage all the internal components of you're highly priced hardware!

  2. Java Programmers Rejoice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally ... an appropriate place to program in Java.

    (Still won't make it run fast, but but the irony is thick)

    1. Re:Java Programmers Rejoice by FrontalLobe · · Score: 3, Funny

      Man... this would be awesome! I'd never have to clean my coffee table again! I'd just let garbage collection take care of it.

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  3. The true use of this table revealed! by gasmonso · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows that this is nothing more than a MAME setup to play all those old cocktail table games of yesterday! Long live Joust and Ms Pacman!!!

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  4. useless by ExE122 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look for this item in next years Ikea catalog as part of the Tákkí collection. At the low price of $15,995.99 it is a perfect addition to any Mátereülisték line of furniture and Yöpee accessories. If you are a Mátereülisték person looking to spend some money, a Tákkí coffee table with a PC built into it would be a perfect addition to your Yöpee house! It is custom made to fit into your gas-guzzling Hummer for easy delivery. And just imagine how well it would look gathering dust between your baby-harp-seal-skin sofa and 97 inch high definition television!

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    Hideous piece of show-off crap... this is the most useless invention since the pet rock!

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    1. Re:useless by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Funny

      My Finnish is appalling but I think you'll find that Tääki, Metiriälistik, and Jaappi are better fits should you need to recycle the joke at a later date - though this gets into the confusion over the fact that "j" is pronounced as we pronounce "y" in Finnish, while "y" is pronounced kind of like the the "u" in Munich or bureau.

      Taking all the humour out of jokes via pointless dissection since 2006.

      Jedidiah.

  5. My $399 PC already has a coffee cup holder by Green+Salad · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just press the eject button and a motorized coffee cup holder slides out. Must be some kind of productivity option on my cheap PC.

  6. "Misto"? by sczimme · · Score: 2, Funny


    "Misto"?

    I would like to point out that 'mist' is the German word for 'manure'. Hmmm.

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  7. Embarrassing Coffee Table Moment by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Funny

    Madge: Barb, this party is terrific. Good wine, excellent cheese...

    Barb: Thanks Madge! Jim and I try to make them memorable!

    Madge: I really like your coffee table [sets wineglass down on top of table]

    Barb: Oh yes, it's the latest thing! It's got a computer inside...

    Madge: Oh my!!!!! [loudly]

    Barb: What's wrong Barb? What... OH DEAR GOD! JIIIMMMMMM!!!!

    Jim: What's up Honey?!? What's with all the... GOOD GOD!!!

    [Party comes to a halt as Jim's private pics of his and Barb's conjugal activites slideshow across tabletop]

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    1. Re:Embarrassing Coffee Table Moment by hodet · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least they weren't his pics with Madge.

  8. Try to convince the wife by IflyRC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Husband:"Seriously, we need this!"
    Wife:"You're really not joking are you?"

    Husband:"But, we can have rotating screen savers with pictures of the kids..."
    Wife:"Or you can just sit there flipping channels on the tv while checking scores on EPSN.com"
    Husband:"yea, or that too..."
    Wife:"It doesn't go with the the furniture we have - no."

  9. Re:Nooo! by AlterTick · · Score: 3, Funny
    I had this idea *years* ago!!!

    All of us had this idea years ago. Only HP is dumb enough to think they can make money selling one.

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  10. Re:w-hat? by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    PC + liquid = spectacular failure

    really? my old Toshiba toughbook I use for emptying CF cards and writing in my journal during hiking works just fine sitting there in the rain, with a diet coke spilled in it, etc....

    If this thing is going to cost what I think it will, it will be trivial to make it as protected as a toughbook is.

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  11. The top of the table... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The top of the table will be a single sheet of tempered glass. Tablet PC's do not use resistive "Touch screens" like PDA's do; they use Active Wacom Digitizers, which sense the position of the pen or other pointing device over the screen.

    Actual tablet PC's don't have you writing on the mushy LCD, there's a sheet of tempered glass over the display to protect the LCD.

  12. I was this Bill Gates' demo by figleaf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    at Comdex.
    Looks cool. But thats about it.

    I don't think there is a any market for this.
    I would not feel comfortable placing my coffee cup on this table.

  13. This is perfect!! by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the man who needs to buy just one more stupid thing to get his wife to divorce him.

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  14. Re:So what happens... by MarkGriz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "So what happens when you spill coffee on it? half joking, but half serious too... I have two small children, my guess it this wouldn't last 5 minutes in my house!"

    Oh yeah? I have 3 (all boys). I bet *my* kids could destroy it in only 2 minutes.

    Seriously though, this does look very cool. Would be a great way to play Risk.

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  15. I like it by mccalli · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I'm seeing a large number of negative comments, so I thought I'd wade in to counter a little. I like it.

    Forget replacing desktops, that's not what this is about. Consider the following:

    • Universal remote control. Consider this table having built-in IR, bluetooth and wi-fi. Nice remote for absolutely everything, yes?
    • Games. No, not Quake 9. Think monopoly, chess, backgammon, card games. Or even things like a couple of my current PopCap timewasters - Bejeweled 2 and Bookworm.
    • Photos, video etc.. The example image shows it - you could bring up your photos nice and quickly on this. And by video I don't mean 100gigs of ripped DVD, I mean home videos of holidays etc.
    • AV instant messaging. Nice surface to just switch on and see the person you're talking to, or just relax on the sofa speaking as the built-in mic picks up your voice.

    That's just things that immediately occur - I'm sure there's more. Simultaneous web-feeds whilst TV viewing for example - perhaps a program has more info coming up on the screen. For my money, it would be improved if they made the surface tiltable, so that I could lie on the sofa and look at this with a 45 degree angle say, or for easier viewing of the movies etc.. Would also be nice if it wasn't built-in per se, but instead defined a form factor into which easily upgradable motherboards etc. could slot in. And the whole thing would need to be very hi-res too.

    As I say, I like it. Would I drop everything to rush and buy one? Doubtful. But I certainly don't think it's a waste of time.

    Cheers,
    Ian

  16. Re:the Island by kernelklink00 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nobody saw The Island...

  17. Re:A touch-screen is a bad idea... by amliebsch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ummm...why not use existing TabletPC active digitizer technology? The working surface is a piece of glass, which is hard, spill-proof, easy to clean, and replaceable.

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  18. Useless... Tungsten! by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Ikea is from Sweden.

    Here's the obligatory Ikea-joke from The Simpsons, courtesy of SNPP.com

    The Simpsons make a shopping excursion to Shøp, the place to go for modern Swedish furniture and accessories. A costumed character that looks like an Allen wrench with arms and legs walks up.

    The Simpsons make a shopping excursion to Shøp, the place to go for modern Swedish furniture and accessories. A costumed character that looks like an Allen wrench with arms and legs walks up.

    Allen: You put it together yourself. All you need is me -- Allen
            Wrench.
    Homer: [giggles] He's named after what he is.
    Bart: [knocking on the wrench] Cool costume.
    Allen: [turns away from the rest of the family to face Bart, and
            begins talking in a robotic tone]
            It's not a costume. They found me inside a meteor.
    Marge: Excuse me, where are your hamper lids?
    Allen: [friendly] Hamper lids? Uh, third floor.
            [turns to Bart again]
            [robotic] Help, I need tungsten to live. [raises arms]
            Tungsten!
            [Bart flees]


    Now, in all seriousness, I think this table is a dream come true. I only hope in a decade they are affordable enough for the common man. LCD prices are becoming cheaper, and it looks like multi-input touch screens are functional in demo form. Imagine playing table-top RPGs with the assistance of custom terrain underneath? This would also work pretty well in business at places like architecture or engineering firms where everyone can crowd around a gigantic display.
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