Search Engines' Reward Programs
Carl Bialik from WSJ writes "Search engines are dangling rewards and cash prizes to attract customers to their sites, the Wall Street Journal reports. MSN is offering free nights at the Four Seasons and other goodies to people who search for one of roughly a thousand terms on a rotating list. Yahoo's GoodSearch donates a penny to charity for each search. And Blingo hawks giveaways including iPods. But, the WSJ reports, 'There are strings attached to some of the reward programs. Some require users to register personal information like a name or email.'"
Some require users to register personal information like a name or email.
Wait a second - you mean they want to be able to contact me if i win?
Honesty may be the best policy, but by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy.
And if they catch you searching for pr0n you'll get a really, really big prize, delivered right to your door by a couple of FBI agents.
This sig, aah-ah, is comin' like a ghost-sig...
But do they weigh the same as a duck?
Maybe not
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house cleaning, William Sonoma, Starbucks, Barnes & Noble
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All the keywords are in a comment inside the html page. Either this is an amazingly dumb oversight, or planned. I'm going with dumb.
'For we walk by faith, not by sight.' II Corinthians 5:7
1000 terms, eh? I don't think any Slashdotters will ever win.
Asian sluts [click]
Teenage sluts [click]
Paris Hilton blowjob [click]
Hardcore action [click]
MILF [click]
Mail order brides [click]
Mother's Day Presents [click]
Online dating [click]
-Arthur
Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules
Well, they float so they must weigh the same as a duck. Burn them! Burn them!
Maybe we should write a popup ad that says "Win Free Software!" When the user clicks on it it downloads Mozilla and turns off popups.
Ceci n'est pas une signature.
You win a 4 night hotel for seaching on MSN. There you are, enjoying your fine stay, browsing the net with your laptop in your room...
Some guy steps in. You look at him. It reminds you of someone. In your astonishment, you remain quiet. He moves his eyes on to your laptop. His pupils dilate. He begins to speak:
"Just tell me it's not Google".
You nod, frightened as ever. At that point, he picks up a chair and throws it across the room hitting a table you don't care about cause it's the hotel's anyway.
"I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google".
My 0.02 cents