New "Hairy Lobster" Crustacean Discovered and Classified
AviLazar writes "American-led divers discovered a new type of Crustacean, that resembles a lobster but has it's claws covered in 'sinuous, hair-like strands'. This species is so different, from other Crustacean's that it was classified with a new Family name: Kiwaida. Unfortunately for the Kiwaida, the AP is already using this blind creature and a salad plate in the same sentence."
The hair, while surprising, is not if you consider that it could just be a sensory organ. Note how evolution deprecated the critter's eyes since the hairs would probably be more effective in the 7500 foot depth where it lives. Once in a while it is nice to see that there are still things to be discovered.
pixels != seeing
"I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey
You'd see a lot more accuracy in grammar if people had to successfully compile a statement before being able to get their point across.
psmylie's dictionary: Godzillion (noun) Any number large enough to destroy Tokyo