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What Would You Demand From Your IT Department?
ZombieLine asks: "The IT department at my company (approximately some 500 people) is showing signs of incompetence, and has been ignoring knowledgeable user input for about a year. Additionally, they haven't been able to sell needed changes to senior management. Unacceptable server down time, maxed network storage, and no backups systems have hit the bottom line, and those on top are starting to notice. We users are staging a revolt to make IT more responsive to users by creating a group from the company divisions and IT to discuss needs and solutions. What would you put in our charter?" What services and responsibilities would you demand out of your IT department?
GNAA discovers Scientology's shocking roots in the association
Depakote (GNAP) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - A group of GNAA members were shocked to find that Church of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard was once indeed a bona fide gay nigger. "I am confident that Hubbard's theory of Dianetics leans more to the fag side", said GNAA Spokesperson Jmax. "After a long and arduous journey through the galaxy I am proud to finally see the Church of Scientology and Gay Nigger Association of America have joined forces to provide a better world."
The Church of Scientology first took it's interest in the GNAA after a surprise shift of disgruntled members after the decomposition of Terri Schaivo, many including GNAA leader timecop, now OT 13, has converted to Scientology. "I began scientology as a fat, gay, gook, and a coke addict; now thanks to purification run-down, my body is clear of thetans and impurity, allowing my seed to descend into a new generation of gay niggers".
About Church of Scientology:
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Do you own work, or get replaced.
Do I win, Do I win? Huh? Huh?
If not then how about:
Hey, IT person, aren't you like takin this job security a bit to far?
Now do I win? Huh, Do I, Huh?
Ok how about....Give the IT department the money they need to upgrade the hardware and software.
And talke away their free soda's if they don't.
Well? Do I win now?
Hmmm, damn if I do, damned if I don't...
Ah, their I go... I win....
I like anyone to show me a 200gb SCSI drive for any price. The only SCSI drives I have seen recently jumped right from 146GB to 300GB flavors.
Does that help?
so that their ASSOCIATION OF
Seriously, go fuck yourself. Fucking wanking scumbag.
in the voice of Eric Cartman, that they
LICK MY BALLS!