Interview With Cryptographer Elonka Dunin
An anonymous reader writes "Whitedust is running a very interesting article with the DEF CON speaker and cryptographer Elonka Dunin. The article covers her career and specifically her involvement with the CIA and other US Military agencies."
Yes and no.
Quantum cryptography is neat, to be sure, but what happens if the cat dies?
Funny sigs make your Karma go down.
Only the cat knows, and if you ask, it might kill him.
The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
hold on let me turn it off......
maybe
'...if only "Jumping to a Conclusion" was an event in the Olympics.'
Were any of the DC geeks trying to pull that cheesy yawning-arm-stretch maneuver on Elonka Dunin at the movie?
Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
Hint: having an appealing personality starts with not yammering about how stupid everyone around you is and how tedious it makes your life.
We must get Elonka Dunin to Tir Asleen where she will be safe from the evil Queen Bavmorda!
"Nobody names their kid 'Elonka'"
It's amazing how often parents make really poor choices when naming their children. For example, Yahoo's people search comes up with 82 occurances of people named Richard Head.
Nobody names their kid "Elonka". I suspect if you decode E-L-O-N-K-A-D-U-N-I-N correctly that you'll find out her real name is Xenia Onatop or Alotta Fagina or something like that.
More probably her real name is "LEONA UNKIND". Or, since this is Slashdot and sooner or later the question "hotness" comes up when any woman is discussed, you might want to click "ON A NUDE LINK", and hope you don't get "A NODE UNLINK", or if she's feeling a bit waspish you may be in for "A DUNK ONLINE".
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This seems like the perfect place for a Bob The Angry Flower link http://www.angryflower.com/schrod.gif
AH, so the cat does NOT have top secret clearance!
He does... and he doesn't.