Amazon's New Storage Service
dlaur writes to tell us that today Amazon announced their Simple Storage Service (S3) allowing users to store unlimited amounts of data at $0.15 per GB paid monthly. From the article: "S3 was purportedly built to support both Amazon's own internal applications and the external users of the Amazon Web Services platform. That should be proper motivation to build a service that's fast and robust enough for mission critical use, yet flexible enough to support any storage task thrown at it."
With virtually no cost for this storage, they can make a killing charging $0.15/Gig/month.
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The Department of Homeland Security announced it has started a data hosting service. They encourage backing up of family pictures, journals, and irc chats, among other things. There is no monthly cost, but encrypters need not apply. When questioned on how this is a good use of taxpayers money, they simply replied that they wanted material to test their new indexing algorithms on.
Apply now at database.dhs.gov/personal/suspects/index.php
DYWYPI?
Users with data like yours also had the following data...
Never shake hands with a man you meet in a fertility clinic.
1. Use $150,000,000 to request an exabyte of information for a month.
2. Proceed to write internet worm that does a distributed upload of random garbage.
3. Amazon is unable to satisfy your requests since no one has ever produced an exabyte.
4. Demand Amazon pay you back damages with a multiple of your original investment.
5. Profit!
I rub my hands together in evil dictatorial glee. Mwahahahaha.
Today's your lucky day.
(Probably NSFW)
Quickplacer, the fastest robot in the world
Where is the best place to get write-only media?
actually I am happy to see you, however that is in fact a banana in my pocket.
I don't need an envelope to send a DVD-R upstairs...
Stupidity is an equal opportunity striker.
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