Building a Better Tin Foil Hat
An anonymous reader writes "Now you can wear a Tin Foil Hat and not be subject to ridicule or discomfort." From the article: "This hat -- made from cotten fiber, silver and copper -- will help reduce your brain's exposure to EMF. LessEMF also sells shirts and cell phone covers to accomplish the same thing."
Don't be silly. Everyone knows the people who did this study were government operatives, to reduce the use of tinfoil hats, so their mind control satelites could get to us.
Don't succumb. Keep wearing it.