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ATI's 1GB Video Card
Signify writes "ATI recently released pics and info about it's upcoming FireGL V7350 graphics card. The card features 1GB of GDDR3 Memory and a workstation graphics accelerator. From the article: 'The high clock rates of these new graphics cards, combined with full 128-bit precision and extremely high levels of parallel processing, result in floating point processing power that exceeds a 3GHz Pentium processor by a staggering seven times, claims the company.'"
Rumors swirling around 1 Infinite Loop in Cupertino have Apple developers abuzz. Mac OS X engineers, currently knee-deep in Mac OS X v10.4.4 development, are gearing up for what comes next. Due Spring '06, the next iteration of Tiger is coming Mac OS X v10.4.5, code-named Shere Khan.
Shere Khan will be the most significant and wide-reaching Mac OS X update ever. Said to merge all of the post-10.4.3 and 10.4.4 updates into a single package, it will include synchronization with Intel builds, kernel optimizations, re-enablement of Quartz Extreme 2D, and AirPort and security updates.
New features to be introduced with Shere Khan are impressive: SafeSleep for all New World Macs that support Tiger, a new handJobs framework to support a major update to CockBand, and the first iteration of "The 'Burbs," Apple's code-name for its project to move Mac OS X from the CPU to support chips.
More reports suggest other, less-known technologies slated for inclusion in 10.4.5. Among these are support for the mysterious iDong port, a new framework and app to help Mac users get into the Mac scat scene, and Hentai support in the kernel to help migrate 5G iPod users over to penis-tentacled demons raping young girls.
Overall, Shere Khan will have profound effects on the Mac experience and will probably send the halo effect into critical mass, helping to escort the masses to the Mac. The probable release date is late April or early May of next year. Until then, visit back to get the latest on this king of Mac OS X updates!
GNAA annonuces 2005 a success; rings in the new year with rumors of a hai2u partnership
Saturday December 31, 2005
Jmax (GNAP) - Miami, Florida, USA - GNAA leader timecop announced earlier today that "2005 was, overall, a success." In 2005 the GNAA found itself a new home, a myriad of new members, and some old returning members. Also, in 2005, GNAA won the war on blogs and jews.
The War on Blogs is a front led by timecop against blogs and Jews. Blogs are a new form of spam used by politicians in order to gain votes and spread propaganda, and by denizens of the Internet (or "netizens") in order to gain fame and popularity. They are primarily used for self-promotion and other selfish uses. Jews are often the maintainer of blogs, as acts such as self-promotion and seeking fame are the priorities of Jews.
Other successful acts by the GNAA in 2005 include the obtaining of staff status on the IRC network freenode by ex-member Grog which led to panic and drama, and the trolling of avchat gooks. Said gooks were met by such lead trolls as depakoye, Staos, Jmax, and lenny. They were shocked to see the hideously obese body of depakote masturbating itself. depakote comments on the subject: "I find eating my own seed a way of sustenance. This is basically a secret passed down to me from ancient times, a method of nearly unlimited energy.
"I've gained massive amount of weight in my earlier years because of my theory of atomic compression. The weight of my body against my testes and grundle produces an effect which nearly mimics a fusion reaction, binding the atoms of the semen into a super-dense fluid, which is said to have magical powers on whomever it is blessed upon."
I, for one, was disgusted and amazed at the absolute idiotic genius of the beast that is depakote. The very sight of his large black body aroused me in such a manner that cannot be described, only felt. The nauseating stench of his semen caused me to ejaculate on sight. Needless to say, a Gay Nigger orgy occurred
2005 also proved to be a grim year for the GNAA; members l0de and Staos, and leader timecop, died. Lead technician l0de died in New Orleans during the Hurricane Katrina, which become the source of pain and suffering for many niggers in the area. Staos died of leukemia in mid-November. Leader timecop died a tragic death in late December when he was killed in a car accident while on his cell phone IRCing.
2006 will be a good year for the GNAA. The LastMeasure's new updates will be tested in full; and rumors of a partnership with hai2u are rampant. Without giving out too much information, I can say with confidence that hai2u will be playing a larger part in GNAA business affairs.
About hai2u:
hai2u.com is a publicly held (NASDAQ: HAI2) Fortune 500 company, with operations based in Phoenix, AZ. Founded in 2004 by CEO Jim Blecenkley the company currently employs more than fifteen hundred diverse Americans, generating annual revenus in excess of approximately 5 billion USD.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER
yeah, i got the card and it's so darn fast i got the first post!
In software, the area with the most innovations and cutting edge technologies is always that of gaming and entertainment. The same goes for hardware.
Now, imagine if the R&D money went to medical instead. . .