Jeopardy! Tryout Screenings Go Online
KingSkippus writes "According to a CNN article, the television game show Jeopardy! is now offering online contestant screenings in addition to conducting contestant searches in various cities across the country. Potential contestants will still have to pass an interview and an additional test in person to be considered for the pool of 400 contestants each year, but now the next Ken Jennings can apply without leaving the comfort of his or her own chair. The first online screenings begin March 28."
Are you a typing teacher, of just an asshole! Wait, that should be a question mark. Are you a typing teacher, or just an asshole? Shoot, which is correct? Can you help me out- that question is rhetorical, you clearly are an asshole, so do I need the question mark?
By the way, welcome to the internet, where some quickly written messages lack proper punctuation. Also, sometimes, GASP! typos show up!
But seriously, I do appreciate your help. I wish I had you around when I was working on my Master's thesis!
Here is some punctuation help:
Go fuck yourself.
FUCK YOU!
Do you think I care about your opinions about my typing? (The answer is clearly no...)
You, sir, are a complete asshole. Wow, commas and a period! You must be salivating!!! Wow, three exclamation points! Holy Cow! Two more!
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