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Germany Accepts Strict Piracy Law

A beautiful mind writes "The TimesOnline is reporting that Germany has accepted a new piracy law, currently the toughest in Europe, which comes into effect on January 1, 2007. From the article: 'Germans risk two years in prison if they illegally download films and music for private use under a new law agreed yesterday. Anybody who downloads films for commercial use could be jailed for up to five years.' Many politicians defended the new law, amongst them Günther Krings, the Christian Democrat legal affairs spokesman, who claimed: 'There should be no legal distinction between stealing chewing gum from a shop and performing an illegal download.'"

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  1. Re:AAAaaarrrghh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Chermany, films pirate YOU!

  2. woah.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where are we going to put 45 million expatriot germans?

    1. Re:woah.. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where are we going to put 45 million expatriot germans?

      Bienvenidos a Mexico! Disfruten su estancia :)

  3. VW Commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just wish they'd give someone 2 years in prison for those stupid VW commercials.

  4. Re:This is not justice by amliebsch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Once all the Germans were war-like, and mean
    But that couldn't happen again;
    We taught them a lesson in 1918
    And they've hardly bothered us since then.

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  5. Re:Wow by MBraynard · · Score: 1, Funny
    If it was 'socially acceptable', a wide majority of the ELECTED government in Germany would not have supported it.

    Besides, 'socially acceptable' is coward language to try and demure the difference between right/progress and wrong/destructiveness.

    Get a job, hippie.

  6. Not chewing gum by commodoresloat · · Score: 1, Funny

    He meant gum crater, a crater on the moon. The German laws for theft of celestial objects are pretty harsh.

  7. WWIII Soon? by Firehed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Compare this to France trying to legalize P2P via an 8E/mo tax and it looks like it's about time to get out of Europe.

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  8. toughest in Europe? by user24 · · Score: 2, Funny

    except for russia

    In Germany, you beat piracy,
    In Soviet Russia, a pirate beats you!!

    sorry.
    and, yeah I know the russian dude won the fight.
    i'll go now.

  9. Re:well, if that's what you do to gum thieves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You are misrepresenting the situation. They are not saying women are worth twice as much as DVDs, they are saying women are worth 2.5x as much as DVDs. We would not want that to be misunderstood.

  10. Obviously you have never seen the bill .. by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously you have never seen the bill of the Enterprise for licensing fees for steak blueprints.

    I heard you go to a prison planet if you replicate using a blueprint for which you did not pay the license fees.

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  11. Re:Sony will suffer by Travelsonic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Copyright theft? Either I have been smoking some heavy shit lately, or I magically obtained the legal copyright to the works illicitly when I dwnloaded them. 0_o

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  12. Re:Wow by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldn't it be simpler to just ask people to respect the intellectual property of others and to not download things they have not purchased? Or would that be too much to ask?

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  13. Ask a librarian. by MacDork · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm confused though, how does piracy not harm anyone?

    Ask your public librarian. She's that shady little wench down on the street corner handing out free copies of copyrighted works. Books, movies, music... she's ur hook up!