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New Jet Engine Tested

SpaceAdmiral writes "A revolutionary new jet engine has recently been tested in Australia. It is hoped that the engine, designed by UK defense firm QinetiQ and capable of Mach 7.6, will pave the way for ultra fast, intercontinental air travel. Scramjet (supersonic combustion ramjet) engines have no moving parts and take all of the oxygen they need (to burn hydrogen fuel) from the air, allowing for larger loads than rockets which must carry oxygen for fuel."

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  1. 6 seconds 'till impact by cabinetsoft · · Score: 5, Funny
    The scientists had just six seconds to monitor its performance before the £1m engine crashed into the ground.
    'nuff said... just like my GF driving my car...
    1. Re:6 seconds 'till impact by Pento · · Score: 5, Funny
      'nuff said... just like my GF driving my car...
      That's what happens when you put a Real Doll behind the wheel.
  2. Patent infringement! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    " Scramjet (supersonic combustion ramjet) engines have no moving parts and take all of the oxygen they need (to burn hydrogen fuel) from the air, allowing for larger loads than rockets which must carry oxygen for fuel."

    What??? I'll sue right now. This infringes on the name for my patented propulsion "Spamjet" (tm) system.... a revolutionary aerospace technology by which vehicles set up Hotmail accounts, and then propel themselves across the world by converting the lengthening promises of penis spams into actual thrust.

  3. The U2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Even the U2, which flew at > 40,000ft got it's oxygen from the surrounding air."

    Bono and the boys are still flyin' high, but they always never forget to breathe.

  4. Results: by OO7david · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll bet it was a smashing success

  5. Might as well go out with a bang ... or a hole. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you're going to be hitting the ground at any speed greater than a few feet per second, you might as well make it Mach 7. Not like it's going to make a whole hell of a lot of difference anyway, and the crater will be a lot more impressive.

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  6. Re:Mach 7 is easy downhill by Jozer99 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Who cares about specifications! All that is important is that it is now possible to crash a 10 million dollar+ piece of equiptment into a planet at mach 10! Imagine what NASA could do with this!

  7. Mach 7? by Z1NG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Five blades is plenty for me. I want to keep my skin atleast.

  8. Flight Data: San Francisco to London by reporter · · Score: 3, Funny
    The circumference of the earth at its equator is about 25000 miles. A passenger jet traveling at mach 7 (about 5000 miles per hour) can circle the globe in about 5 hours.

    More to the point, the distance between San Francisco (in California, USA) and London (in England) is about 5000 miles. That same passenger jet at mach 7 can bring its passengers from London to San Francisco in about 1 hour. The trip would be much cheaper than that offered by a subsonic plane because 1 hour is only enough time for cheap snacks like airline peanuts and Coca-Cola whereas a 14-hour flight would mean an expensive (but low-quality) dinner tray.

    On the other hand, a 1-hour flight would facilitate global infidelity. An errant British businessman could fly to San Francisco, have dinner and sex with his squeeze, and then return to London within 4 hours.

  9. Re:Wont this make missle defense obsolete? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's called a "LASER"

    look into it

  10. Passenger transport? by M0b1u5 · · Score: 1, Funny
    For passenger transport, doesn't a supersonic maglev running in an evacuated tunnel make more sense?

    Well, as much sense as any ridiculous method you can think of to keep the super-rich on their meeting schedule...

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  11. Re:Dude! by LazLong · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh yeah....I'm, like, TOTALLY new here....That's why my 'nick is #757....

  12. Re:Mach 7 is easy downhill by SeeMyNuts! · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Can you find a 400 mile high hill, somewhere where there's no air resistance?"

    In fact, when I was a young'n, the school was on top of that hill! We had to walk out of the atmosphere in freeze-drying temperatures every day! Kids, these days, get heated pressurized busses! They're spoiled, I say! There's nothing like a walk through the stratosphere to put the world in perspective!

  13. Re:ALL of the oxygen? by GooberToo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even the U2, which flew at > 40,000ft

    Try greater than 60,000 with a ceiling somewhere in the 70s.

    The SR-71 can fly 80,000+.

    There are even stories about towers giving clearance to 40,000 to SR-71, with the controller snidely stating, "it's yours...if you can get there." Whereby, the pilot replies back, "...affirmative...85,000 to 40,0000, followed by a nice chuckle."