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Misconfigured Webserver, Threats to Call FBI
the_harlequin writes "The Register is reporting that a city manager threatened to call the FBI over a misconfigured webserver. From the article: "The heartland turned vicious this week when an Oklahoma town threatened to call in the FBI because its web site was hacked by Linux maker CentOS. Problem is CentOS didn't hack Tuttle's web site at all. The city's hosting provider had simply botched a web server."
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Lets slashdot http://www.tuttle-ok.gov/ !!!
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Yes it is slashdotted
And who said the quality of Slashdot was going down. This is a perfectly good peice of fiction... oh wait this was real?
Music industry insiders claim there is a growing threat to the future of
Rap music if the current crusade against child modeling web sites is
allowed to continue unchecked. Rapper Big Daddy Fat Back of Rubber Neck
Records recently held a news conference from his office in south central
LA and gave the following statement: "Word dawg, if we can't get these
children's into some thongs, bikinis n' shit and up on the internet then
how the fuck is they supposed to grow up to be bitches and hos? And if
they don't grow up to be bitches and hos then what the fuck is we going to
be rappin' about? Bay kittens n' shit?"
When asked if this cold be the death knell for his own career Big
Daddy had this to say, "Yo, I'll take some pictures of a god dam fetus and
put that bitch up on the internet before that shit happens. I ain't going
back to Winn-Dixie mother fucker!"
When confronted with the fact the right wing extremist organization,
God Love Us But Hates You, claims that these young girls are being
exploited he replied, "Man, fuck dat shit, they all skank ass hos anyway
and the sooner day learn dat shit, da sooner day can start suckin' my big
black dick! Word to Mama's bitch, ho daughter dawg!"
I'll sue you for this! I'll sue you in England! You are so sued
- A Proud Okie