Pork Barrel Tech Projects On The Rise
An anonymous reader writes "News.com has a large article up exploring the increase in 'pork barrel'-style technology projects floating through government spending bills. The water-free urinals discussed on Slashdot last year are one such project, as is a 'Virtual Reality Spray Paint Simulator'." From the article: "Earmarks for favored recipients--known colloquially as pork--have become easier than ever for politicians to secure because of the rapid growth in homeland security and military spending, especially if they can find some plausible technological veneer. Exact figures are difficult to obtain, mostly because spending bills tend to be intentionally obfuscated and specifics are usually absent from legislative text. Government watchdogs, however, say earmarks ostensibly related to technology are clearly on the rise."
Clearly, we need to get some Republicans into power so they can cut down on all this extraneous spending and balance the budget.
Oh, wait...
Combine this admin's deficit spending like a drunk sailor and the current level of corruption of the congress, and yes, you are going to get loads of pork. Until new laws are made to restrict lobbyists influence, we will see more even when the democrats win the congress back. Sadly, I note that neither party was really wanting to curtail the lobbyiest "influence". Congressman Hefley from Colorado was booted off the ehtics committeee because other republicans was pissed that he was going after some of the worst, esp. Tom Delay. He has pushed for several good laws to stop this "influence".
BTW, in other nations, we would call this type of influence bribery and corruption. Here we now call it business as usual.
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
The waterless toilet is a great idea and it works, it's too bad that the plumbers union doesn't approve of it. Not all those projects are evil.
Knowledge = Power
P= W/t
t=Money
Money = Work/Knowledge so the less you know the more you make
Also, while a dollar is a dollar, even a hundred million here and there is rounding error on the federal budget. The real pieces are Social Security, Medicare/Medicaid, pensions, the military and debt servicing; arguing about anything else is mostly a distraction from the structural problems.
What I'm listening to now on Pandora...
Here are a couple of ideas for the pork barrel:
a VR program that can train a congressman how to count, so the budget can get balanced
or
a robot teacher to teach science to Republicans
I'm sure I can come up with more pie-in-the-sky ideas.
'Loose' is when your pants are three sizes too big. 'Lose' is when you misuse 'loose'.
What makes the pork easier is the defacto one party rule. There is no real accountability, and congress at this point is also no better than the president's rubber stamp. WIth a split congress some of the excesses may dissappear. As well as returning a little democracy to congress.
putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
After all, Pork is the onething that's guaranteed not to be outsourced! Think about it -- you can finally ignore all those teaser /. articles about the newest company to invest $1B in India... you won't give a crap, because your job will be safe for 10 years or more, which in the Tech industry is an eon.
Now the only thing you'll have to worry about is getting the right Pork project, so that your skills don't languish in those 10 years, so much so that you become outmoded even for Pork projects.
Cheer up fellow /.tters. It's Washington to the rescue!