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Totally Random One Time Pads
liliafan writes "Scientists in Japan have come up with a way of harnessing a truly random datasource for generating one time encryption pads: Quasars. One time encryption pads are widely accepted as being the most secure form of encryption, but this new technology from the National Institute of Information and Communications Technology makes the pads even more secure."
I've been on Slashdot for five years and have witnessed the extreme faggotry with my own tired eyes.
Rob Malda's faggot cock has been in and out of so many geeks it's not funny. No, I'm serious, don't laugh. Kathleen Fent (sounds like bent) is obviously his beard so he can enjoy the benefits of marriage while still exploring the rectums of Linux faggots ther world over.
Alan "Anal" Cox, the TCP/IP coder for the Linux kernel, solicits gay sex from underage Linux enthusiasts using GAIM (sounds like gay-m). After convincing smooth young innocent man-boys to share the beauty of their hairlessness with him, Alan rapes them in his shower while asking them if they noticed better network performance in other operating systems, shoving whole bars of soap up their asses if they answer in the affimrative.
ESR, the redheaded anthropologist of the Open Source movement, douches his colon nightly with a special Jagermeister enema. He also takes pictures of his thin, erect penis and hairy red balls and posts them to comp.linux.teens where he trolls for unsuspecting victims in his depraved anus games. No butt-crack is safe with Eric S. Raymond on the loose!
Richard M. Stallman, Hassidic Jew and leader of the Free Software Foundation, took a vow of abstinence in 1984. His loyal army of GNU coders take his word as gospel and interpret the GNU toolset as homosexual instructions for building faggot communist sex software. After twenty years, RMS's insidious plans to seed the Earth with gay hippy values is coming to fruition in millions of mothers basements worldwide.