Slashdot Design Changes for Wider Appeal
Our marketing department has done extensive research over
the last 3 quarters and discovered that our audience is strangely disproportionately
skewed towards males. Like, 98.3% males to be precise. To correct this
oversight, we have decided to subtly tweak Slashdot's design and content
to widen our appeal to these less active demographics. Don't worry! We'll still
continue to serve our core audience, but we hope you'll work with us as
we try to find a balance that will work for all.
No, no, no, the proper greeting is, "England Prevails!"
I'm pretty sure it's because tomorrow is apr1. I think someone sent this out early.
Oh, you silly North American-centric person . . . yeah, okay, I was a bit confused for a second myself, but just think in GMT/UCT and everything makes sense.
I remember sigs. Oh, a simpler time!
The proper response to that would have been to give her the one-finger salute without you even looking away from your screen.
And just off the record...
I for one welcome our magical little equine overladies from Dream Valley.
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C-x C-c
or :wq! if you prefer
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"Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." --Dennis Miller