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OMG WIRELESS EXTENSION CORDS!!! LOL!!!

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the now-thats-what-i'm-talking-about dept.

True ChAoS writes "Using the latest in microwave energy transmission technology, the Wireless Extension Cords (WECs) 'beam' power right where you need it. Broadcasting in the 7.2GHz range, the WECs will not interfere with wireless networks, phones, or Bluetooth components. Be sure to heed all the warnings in the instruction manual; the microwaves used are relatively safe, but you don't want to cook your computer (or coworkers) by mistake." ThinkGeek is also owned by OSTG.

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  1. This also just in.. by jamesjw · · Score: 5, Funny

    Flying toasters sighted migrating south for the winter..

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  2. OMGz LOL by bmecoli · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can tranfer all of my My Little Pony MPGs from even further away! OMGOMGOMG i'M SO0OOO EXCITED XDXDXDXD 3

  3. Awesome! by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can power my Rainbow Brite (tm) oven from across the room without a cord! I can't wait until the court order expires and I can tell all the girls at the elementary school!

  4. Re:Missing the point by Atzanteol · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm just curious, do you look like this too? Or just have the up-tight anal personality he has?

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  5. Re:OMG! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pink hurts!!!111oneoneoneeleveneleven(10/9)

    No kidding!!!11onemillionfourtyeightthousandfivehundr edseventyfiveinbinary

  6. OMG, LINUX TORVALDS IS SO CUTE!@!@#!@#)* by merc · · Score: 3, Funny


    *giggle*

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  7. April Fools by mageofchrisz · · Score: 3, Funny

    This must be an April Fools posts, there's no typos!

  8. Re:That would be European toasters. by AJWM · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, yes. But the African toaster is nonmigratory.

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  9. I was actually asked this in real life. by affliction · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know it's April Fools, but this story is no joke.

    I was on site fixing someone's DSL when the lady asked me if there was any solution to her problem.

    What problems?, I ask.

    All those cables that go into the computer box, she replies.

    I tell her that wireless routers are available and that I could purchase one for her.

    No, no, she tells me, I meant those big blacks ones that plug into the wall, they really limit my ability to move the computer around.

    My jaw drops to the floor. I tell her that they haven't made much progress in the last few years on Wireless Power Cords, it's been a tough problem to crack.

    I watch the wheels in her head turn and she tells me: Well, maybe in a few years they will have figured it out, just look at my cell phone, it doesn't have any wires.

    Of course, I tell her, the best and the brightest are studying day and night.