OpenSSH Vulnerability Discovered
farker haiku writes "Those of you who haven't heard of the metasploit project, it's an open source product for performing security audits. This time they've managed to find a remote buffer overflow in OpenSSH. Ya'll might want to read the link and then do whatever updating is necessary." It's unfortunate that something like this gets released today since nobody will bother to patch.
I grew up with kilobytes, megabytes and gigabytes being multiples of 1024. While kilohertz, megahertz, and gigahertz being multiples of 1000. I grew up during the '90s. Normally I would post this as AC, but it's April fools day so I will post it normally (might get an insightful).
sudo mod me up
Thinking about how common it is for an average slashdotter to RTFA, this could actually lead to people blindly jumping into their car and speeding away to "patch those boxxors". Nice one!
I must admit from reading the title my heart missed a beat. Theres's gotta be something real on 1.april, no ?
Doolittle :
Bomb no.20 : To explode of course.
One hilarious April fools joke would have been to run Slashdot very professionally during this time. No spelling or factual errors, no dupes, article summaries that actually apply to the article, etc.
Once the 1st was over they could then return to their usual methods.
Just think of all the people that avoid the site during this time because of the way it operates during this time period.
Rod Taylor
The funny thing about it is that nobody would get fooled. "Hole in OpenSSH? Obviously an April Fools joke." Had it been an article about a new Sendmail exploit, people would be saying "Oh, crap... you had me there. That's just not funny! I thought I'd be spending all Saturday patching."
Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.