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Gamespot Previews World of Starcraft

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the zerg-rush dept.

ScaryFroMan writes "Gamespot has a preview up of Blizzard's new MMO, World of Starcraft. From the article: "To put it mildly, the human brain cannot possibly fathom and the English language cannot possibly express how amazingly incredible the next massively multiplayer game from Blizzard is going to be. First screens and details!""

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  1. Lemme just say... by isecore · · Score: 3, Funny

    AWESOME! This is obviously soooo true judging from all the other news here today.

    OMG. Ponies!!!!

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  2. Not a prank? by dilvie · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It's time to drop out of school, quit your job, divorce your spouse, disown your children, cancel your gym membership, upgrade your PC, and clear out your schedule for World of Starcraft." Sounds about right to me. ;)

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  3. Oh My Gawd by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Funny

    PONY RUSH ekekekekekekekekkekeke!

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  4. Sorry... by Robotron23 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The English language cannot possibly express how amazingly incredible the next massively multiplayer game from Blizzard is going to be.

    But unless the game has ponies, WITH glitter option, and WITH several special shades of pink also optional - then it simply won't be "amazingly incredible"...it will simply be "incredible."

    The game will retain incredible status due to an innovative "Zerg mating game" - basically new Zerg characters can only be created when two Zergs engage in an amusing mating ceremony minigame, the Revolution version requires a "thrusting" motion using the cool new pad. Sadly PC gamers have to make do with simple button-combo pressing, a la Parappa the Rapper.

    HOWEVER due to the conservative nature of Blizzard devs/GMs, mating is only possible when married, a long...long process requiring much commitment. AND while Zerg/Protoss nudity is commended, Terran nudity is discouraged - all we are treated to are a few "moaning noises" with the screen fading to black for 1-60 minutes depending on your "intercourse" skill. :(

    [ob]Mod insightful!![/ob]

  5. Heyyyyyyyyy by thePig · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dropped out of school, quit the job, divorced my spouse, disowned my children, upgraded my PC, and cleared out the schedules AND THE WHOLE THING WAS A &(*&(*% APRIL FOOL'S JOKE.
        Good thing I didnt cancel my gym membership.

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  6. Korea first by Erioll · · Score: 3, Funny

    I especially liked how it would be out in Korea first.

    Nice touch.