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Alcatel and Lucent to Merge
Cappella writes "It is confirmed. Alcatel and Lucent are combining to form a USD $25 billion entity. This marks a new wave of telecommunications company consolidation in the next few months to come." They first tried to work out a merger five years ago, but finally, at long last, it's come to fruition.
It isn't april fools anymore, slashdot.
They're going to burn it to the ground. With everyone inside, because they're all so useless and lazy
But what does the The House Subcommittee on Former Monopolies Splitting And Rejoining have to say about this?
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