Paul Allen's Microsoft Experience
theodp writes "Just in case Microsoft bashers don't have enough ammo, Robert X. Cringely has a couple of interesting tales in this week's column. The first explains how Bill Gates used Paul Allen's moonlighting at MITS to justify awarding himself 64% of Microsoft's stock vs. Allen's 36% (and Gates' failure to adjust the shares after he accepted a $10/hour part-time MITS job). The second heart-warming tale concerns a conversation Allen reportedly overheard late one night (as he was finishing up DOS 2.0) between Gates and Steve Ballmer discussing how to get Allen's Microsoft stock back if the Hodgkins disease Allen was battling killed him. Yikes."
Your wife is having sex with your best friend.
Here's $100,000, suck it up you whiner.
To clarify--since I didn't quite understand at first--you want to install the "slashdotter" firefox extension, download the slashdotter.jar file that is linked to, then find where it is in your extensions folder (.mozilla/profilefolder/extensions/{some gobbledy good}/slashdotter.jar) and replace the file.
Next you go to Tools-->Extensions-->Options and select "OMG! PONIES!."
When things get complex, multiply by the complex conjugate.
Oh wait, nevermind.
Your wife is having sex with your best friend.
Here's $100,000, suck it up you whiner.
I live in a community property state, you insensitive bastard!
"We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
I did it too about five or so years ago when on a business trip in the Midwest (Wendy's.) It was also featured in a recent "Curb Your Enthusiasm" (Jack In The Box), speaking of multi-m/billionaires doing it.
I used to do that quite often -- even better, I did it with a baby stroller!
My apartment was right next to a taco bell . . and sometimes you just get that craving. Once I got chewed out for doing it, because a cranky manager was there. Technically, it's against their policy to serve anyone not in a car and they are *supposed to* turn you away.