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Self-Parking Cars Coming To U.S.

Rio writes "Vehicles that are able to parallel park themselves while drivers sit and relax behind the wheel are coming to the United States, according to a Local 6 News report. New Toyota hybrid cars are now available in Britain with a $700 "parking assist" option. Local 6 news showed video of a driver sitting and allowing the car's steering wheel to turn on its own as it pulled into a tight parking spot on a London street. The reporter never touched the wheel as the car parked itself.Toyota says expect to see the technology pop up in the U.S. soon." Here is our previous coverage of their release in Japan.

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  1. Wow ... by bagboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now my kids won't need drivers ed, and I'll save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to....

    1. Re:Wow ... by cubicledrone · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about the asshole in the F150000000000000000000 super-duper-uber-wow-duty my jeans would chafe the asphalt off Interstate 15-my truck has more chrome than your truck has paint-5-ton aircraft landing lights on highbeam clamp-riveted to your ass for 150 miles in the passing lane who, instead of taking 30 seconds to change lanes, has decided that no driver has a sufficient cruising speed?

      After that, we can deal with Miss "my kids are more important than everyone on this planet" who rockets through grocery store parking lots at 40 MPH in a 28 foot SUV terrifying everyone within 75 yards so she can pick up her dry cleaning 90 seconds earlier.

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  2. In related news... by wildsurf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Self-posting stories coming to Slashdot.

    This involves the finely-tuned process of randomly selecting an article from two days ago, changing a few words around, and clicking "Submit."

    Come to think of it, this has been going on for quite some time now.

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  3. How soon? by toupsie · · Score: 4, Funny

    How soon will there be legal ads on TV asking if you have been injured by a self-parking car?

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  4. Almost a good solution ... by icepick72 · · Score: 4, Funny

    But is it smart enough to move itself when it senses the parking enforcement officer approaching with a ticket.

  5. Re:Smarter cars by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah- the last thing we need is drivers who can't parallel park. Think of what would happen if they had to in an emergency and the system failed!

    I think i missed the pressing need for emergency parallel parking skills.

  6. Already exists by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Funny
    I think they call it public transport although what you in the colonies call it I have no idea.

    Amazingly public transport companies park their vehicles outside the city as well. Not many bus depots in the city centers.

    Oh and taxi's also serve a similar function. I believe they paint them yellow over there instead of the normal black that civilized people use.

    While your idea sounds nice it has just one small drawback. If you equip every car with it you have just doubled the traffic in and out of the city center. Your car driving you to your work and then driving itself out to a parking lot. The last thing busy cities need is more traffic.

    Oh and an other version of truly "self parking" cars? Getting a ride with a co-worker. Drops me off in front of the office. All it costs is to make two cups of coffee.

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  7. Re:Thank you Jesus by gameforge · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you can't master this after about three attempts, let's just say I would recommend a nice icepick lobotomy.

    And after three attempts, the guy waiting behind you might just be ready & willing.

  8. Lazy drivers by lastberserker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tight spot or not, Shaolin training is the answer to your problems: just watch the last 10 seconds of the trailer here and learn! ;-)

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  9. Re:Thank you Jesus by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "I didn't see it!"
    "That's a four ton truck, Tyrone, how could you not see it?"
    "It was at a funny angle!"
    "It's behind you. Things tend to come up from behind you when you're reversing."

    admittedly, this quote probably isn't perfect.

  10. Re:Thank you Jesus by basingwerk · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is the point of having sensors and computers when it is so easy in my beat-up Toyota? Just back up until you feel a slight jolt from the car behind, or the alarm goes off, then pull forward a few inches.

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