Lucent Sues Microsoft, Wants All 360s Recalled
robyannetta writes "Lucent has filed a lawsuit against Microsoft, demanding that they pull all Xbox 360s from the market. Lucent claims that Microsoft has violated their MPEG2 patents which they claim they patented in 1993." While it's unlikely console will be pulled from shelves, it's one way to generate some publicity.
I wonder if Microsoft would pull a 360 here.
Lucent (to MS): Microsoft, you violated our MPEG2 patent. We demand you recall all 360s. Now.
Microsoft: What !? We are afraid it's not going to be possible.
Lucent (angrily): Do it now ! Or we will sue you !
Sony (pointing his finger toward MS): LOLLLL Huhuhuhu Huhu !
Lucent (to Sony): You too !
Sony: Bastards...
Does it matter of there's a box-like object in Ararat which looks like the Biblical Ark?
//oh wait, wrong ark...
Why, actually, yes!
I gather there would be quite a few parties interested in a big ol' box of god that can shoot frikkin laser beams out of it.
It's called honesty.