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FTC Levies Fine Against Big-league Spammers
An anonymous reader writes "The FTC said it has closed down a spam operation in California that sent millions of unwanted messages to online users across the country and fined the companies involved about $2.4 million. The settlement doesn't shut down the businesses and, based on the financial records of the defendants, the judgment will be suspended upon payment of $475,000."
There's something I have to tell you. My real name is not Adolf Hitroll. I'm born Romuald de Malborough. I've always hated that name. Simply because I cannot properly spell it. So, people are just expected to call me a way I can write it. Hence my nick name of Bob Malda. Well, Even now and then, I have problems spelling it properly. So I used my synaptic network at the speed of (Pepsi) light to name myself after my favourite video game character and my favourite food (with Kentucky's Dead Birds, BTW). So, you might have heard me as Commandeur Taco (As I'm unable to spell Camendeur without my fresh new copy of OFfice 2007 alpha and its spelling'aid, I sometime use some vowelless form).
Years ago, I worked as a janitor in a school. The kids used to calling me names while peeing in my bucket. That's the reason I hate kids. Especially educated ones. I just cannot stand being called a mong while I have no idea where that state is... I heard its near Chinatown, but I could be mistaken. I was expelled from that school after the director's siamese daughters' attempted rape failed (my soiled panties just stuck so hard on my schlong that I could not remove them without circumsing Conan).
I vowed myself to revenge: I created a forum where these asshats would gather, attracted by the stupid stories I'd publish. About anime, video games, television and sometime computers (this depends on whether my old friend "Amos" -name changed to protect Hemos' privacy- who once worked at Walfart electronics helps).
This worked like piss in cake.
I have spent years publishing stories about the various editions of the spare(-rib) wars (get the joke? MHWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAAAAA!) prequels. Next time will be about Blue-something.
They always come and play Herr Doctor Genius... fuxxorz!
What I'm really into is ghey stuff. My prostate itches as I type this. I need that Samzenpus tongue between my ass cheeks. This is stuff that matters.
Until he comes back from the toilet, I think I'd stick to make fat and obese nerds embarass themselves by posting the lame lieux-communs they find make them look so smart.
Oops Kafleent is coming. I can smell she's drunk again. I shoulda've married a sober clean girl but these wonnot approach me. Maybe if I went on some kind of diet?
Smile, don't click...
A first post? Aye? Come ye and gather around thine post.
sounds like the premise for gun control.
[amazi?ngkreskin.com] all know we want.