When Black Holes Collide
EricTheGreen writes "CNN.com reports on a pair of black holes in a mating dance that can only end badly for both of them. Fortunately they've still got several million years for the emotional rush to wear off and realize what a terrible mistake they're both making..."
gravity sucks...
Neat, a new telescope thing called LISA will be able to detect the merger. If they can keep the power on for a few million years.
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> Fortunately they've still got several million years
Umm, how many light years away is this? Sure, it might take million years for the *light* from the spectacle of them merging to reach us, but if they're millions of light years away (center of the galaxy?), they may have already merged.
I've always speculated as whether gravity travels like light. Would "gravity waves" from the merge be felt here on earth the instant it happened, or would it take the same amount of time as light/electromagnetic radiation to reach us?
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Come on - tell me no one else thought of that?
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Fortunately they've still got several million years for the emotional rush to wear off and realize what a terrible mistake they're both making...
Black holes hate it when you anthropomorphise them!
Something I always wondered:
When two black holes are close together, then something that has exactly the same distance to each of them should not fall into either one.
What happens when they are so close that their event horizons overlap?
Shouldn't there always be some flat zone between them that is not part of either event horizon?
So how can they merge?
Probably because you don't know how to punctuate quotations properly.
I dunno, but here on Earth, mergers of Supermassive companies usually end up in additional service charges.
- RG>
Hey pal, this isn't a pleasantforest, so don't waste my time with pleasantries!
Two supermassive black holes are spiraling closer and closer, leading to an inevitable merger.
But is it really inevitable, I ask myself? What would it take to pry them apart? Welcome to einstein's tractor pull!
Imaging the black holes 1 and 2 falling straight towards each other. (Trying to do this with them spinning makes my head hurt). You take a third supermassive BH, call it 3, and give it a large velocity relative to the other two. Send it thru the system at a slight angle.
As it hurtles by the hole 1, it drags it along -- has to come real close, but not too, noam sayin?
As 1 and 3 zip by 2, 1 gets slowed down some, but still has excape velocity from 2. See? No sweat. Now if DARPA will give me a grant, I'd hire a math major to solve orbiting BH case.
I'm cool like a fool in a swimming p-p-pfft-pool
Only if you speak both Russian and English. When a Russian says "YourAnus", he won't get the joke. Black hole on the other hand is russian slang for, well, your anus.
I'm cool like a fool in a swimming p-p-pfft-pool
They are black holes. How much worse can it get?
I propose we call them star holes, since they're in space and they suck up stars, among other things.
It's like sex, except I'm having it!
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