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Ad Measurement Is Going High-Tech

Carl Bialik from WSJ writes "A media-measurement company called IMMI is giving panel participants special cellphones that can take reliable sound samples to track consumer behavior. 'Those snippets -- taken every 30 seconds and altered mathematically so any conversation is made unintelligible -- are transmitted continuously to IMMI,' the Wall Street Journal reports. 'Sounds from headphone devices such as iPods can be transmitted to the cellphones with a wireless accessory. IMMI has been building a database of sound signatures, with help from customers testing the company's services as well as with CD content it has licensed.' The idea is to use the sound signatures to test what media consumers are exposed to -- everything from radio music to movie trailers."

107 comments

  1. Who in their right mind would go for this? by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'Those snippets -- taken every 30 seconds and altered mathematically so any conversation is made unintelligible

    And of course the folks whose servers this stuff ends up on also have a way to unencode the original soundbite. Even if they say they can't, don't or "would never do such a thing," given the current poor behavior of media / marketing corporations, why trust them?

    1. Re:Who in their right mind would go for this? by Bonker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's fairly straightforward to destructively alter any given sound, as opposed to merely encrypting it.

      That said, as soon as this kind of data is stored anywhere, it will be subpeonaed. Google has recently demonstrated this. If law enforcement officers think they can track people with this technology, they will undoubtedly attempt to.

      Scary scenario:

      Guy picks up his kids from day care. His phone records the sound of screaming children.

      On the way home, he stops by the gym. His kids get to go swimming while he works out. His phone records the sound of grunting and groaning, with children yelling in the distance.

      Obviously, thinks some undertrained, underpaid analyst, this guy is abducting children. He notifies the police...

      It sounds completely improbable, but then again, we've all seen news stories about people who've been arrested for developing pictures taken while bathing their kids.

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    2. Re:Who in their right mind would go for this? by butterwise · · Score: 5, Funny

      "we've all seen news stories about people who've been arrested for developing pictures taken while bathing their kids."

      Anyone who bathes their kids in photo chemicals deserves to be locked up, IMHO.

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    3. Re:Who in their right mind would go for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nicely done.

    4. Re:Who in their right mind would go for this? by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1

      Also, TFA isn't compltetly clear on when these sounds are recorded. It sounds like they are recorded all the time, not just while on the phone. What if, for example, I'm in a restaraunt having a private "insider" conversation about a new drug that just got denied. Some underpaid geek over at this ad company overhears this information, and suddenly he has a powerful incentive to use the information that he "accidentally" gleaned while making conversations unintelligible. (This process HAS to be done by humans - it doesn't seem likely that a computer could distinguish a private conversation for a soap opera or a Dorito's advertisement.)

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    5. Re:Who in their right mind would go for this? by Zardus · · Score: 1

      It sounds like they are going to run every sound through this garbling equation and then develop signatures of the garbled sound of a doritos commercial. So they won't ever have to touch the actual ungarbled sound.

      Of course, I still don't trust them and still think this is a terrible terrible idea.

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    6. Re:Who in their right mind would go for this? by Xaer0cool · · Score: 3, Funny

      Our chemistry teacher let us put the photo developing stuff (AgN03?)on our skin to show us how it would stain black when we exposed it to the sunlight... he told us afterwards that it would take a good long time to come off.

    7. Re:Who in their right mind would go for this? by temojen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The moderation of this post is a prime example of the need for a "wrong moderation, should be..." metamoderation category. It is indeed funny and deserving of +5, but not insightful.

    8. Re:Who in their right mind would go for this? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Such mods are made for "Funny deserving Karma". Perhaps Funny should grant a token karma when it hits 5.

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    9. Re:Who in their right mind would go for this? by temojen · · Score: 1

      But silver solutions are such an effective anti-fungal!

    10. Re:Who in their right mind would go for this? by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Yup, AgN03, silver nitrate. And not, as I first thought you said, HN03 (nitric acid). My initial reaction was, "Ooh, what a sadist..."

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    11. Re:Who in their right mind would go for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AgNO3, not 03, foo's!

    12. Re:Who in their right mind would go for this? by CannibalSmith · · Score: 1

      I'd like to get my hands on that speech obfuscator code.

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    13. Re:Who in their right mind would go for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      given the current poor behavior of media / marketing corporations Nielsen Media Research, who currently leads the pack in media measurement, is actually very rigorous about protecting panel member privacy.

  2. Feedback to Advertisements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " panel participants special cellphones that can take reliable sound samples to track consumer behavior..."

    How many bytes does a customer statement of "Oh damn, it's that @#@!@#@ toenail fungus ad again!" take up?

  3. Why must they know all this? by vertinox · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Doesn't there get a point when marketing departments consume too much information in the quest to find out the spending habbits of every sentient creature in the universe?

    I mean... Can't you just make things people need and find useful and if they need it they'll come to you?

    Or am I mistaken... Are they just trying to convince all sentient beings they must buy things they never knew they needed to buy?

    Either way... I hope they pay the panel participants good money for tracking them around town.

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    1. Re:Why must they know all this? by temojen · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Can't you just make things people need and find useful and if they need it they'll come to you?

      Yes, but that's not where the money is. The money is in making the consumer dissatisfied and convincing them that your product will satisfy them, then not satisfying them so they'll buy again.

    2. Re:Why must they know all this? by gameforge · · Score: 1

      Geez, where have you been. There's no money in honesty like that! How are all the marketing creeps supposed to feed their kids?

      Really, this is kind of like the next level of spyware. Instead of watching your cyber-life on the Internet, they watch your real life, in the real world. Soon enough, these people will have lawyer'ized this crap into your cell phone, your iPod, your PDA, your notebook, your car, your place of business, your kids, and everything else you pack up and carry around with you, without your ever knowing it.

      Someday we'll all be speaking that double-speak language from 1984, and that innocent looking picture of George W. Bush hanging on your wall will start watching you. You'll be sitting there, getting ready to scream at the whitehouse press secretary on CSPAN when they'll break your door down, mug you, and force you to watch endless commercials for prescription impotence medicine, get-rich-quick real estate schemes, and Vonage until you've spent every last penny you have on crap you'll never use.

      I'm moving to Jarvis Island!!

    3. Re:Why must they know all this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The story of the relationship between Sigmund Freud and his American nephew, Edward Bernays: Bernays invented the public relations profession in the 1920s and was the first person to take Freud's ideas to manipulate the masses. He showed American corporations how they could make people want things they didn't need by systematically linking mass-produced goods to their unconscious desires.

      Bernays's most notorious coup was breaking the taboo on women smoking by persuading them that cigarettes were a symbol of independence and freedom. But Bernays was convinced that this was more than just a way of selling consumer goods. It was a new political idea of how to control the masses. By satisfying the inner irrational desires that his uncle had identified, people could be made happy and thus docile.

    4. Re:Why must they know all this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why I spend good money on military gear. Becuase if your customer isn't satisfied, then likely, they are dead and last time I checked, dead customers don't buy things.

  4. I don't get it. by spazmonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    altered mathematically to make unintellilligible? How exactly, then, do they tell what advertising, programs, and other media you are exposed to? Something here doesn't add up. Mainly, why in the hell would people agree to be carrying around an overt bugging device with the sole stated intent of monitoring thier actions?

    1. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The point is that they're trying to get us used to be monitored at all times, under all conditions. Consider this "training" for what is probably going to follow in the coming decade, where your entire life is documented, blogged, videod and recorded from hundreds of places at once.

      Put all that together, and you can have a very interesting series of profiles on a person's behavior. With enough data behind it, you can begin to profile what type of humans do what type of things, with a good percentage of reliability.

      Of course, this is all going to be offered to us in an effort to "Save the children", or "Stop terrorism" or some other subterfuge, but we all know what it really is for: A means of control, so we (as carbon-based tax-generating machines) can continue to fuel the machine.

    2. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      money ?

    3. Re:I don't get it. by Joseph_V · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One-way hashing would do this relatively easily. Similar to passwords if you hash the original content and then the tested content and they match there is a very high probability that it is the same original content. It is also irreversible (in bounded time).

      Either way I'm not picking one up, I'll go to hand-crank radio and telegrams before I become a beacon of marketing information.

    4. Re:I don't get it. by panaceaa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The business model for this product would likely parallel the business models for online spyware companies, such as Gator/Claria. That is: Give people something they want for free, and then bundle some things they may be okay with having too. For example, maybe this device could be embedded into free iPods? And since many people go everywhere with their iPods, the ad measurement device is always there to do it's thing. Personally I would just buy an iPod on my own, but there are many teenagers who don't have that liberty.

    5. Re:I don't get it. by krbvroc1 · · Score: 1
      altered mathematically to make unintellilligible? How exactly, then, do they tell what advertising, programs, and other media you are exposed to?

      Sounds like the same one way hashing that applications like P2P use or music fingerprinting. Of course this assumes we should trust that they really are hashing it and/or they are not searching for other keywords?

      Everyday when I think marketing and data mining have gone too far in the country, another technique is announced which is even worse.

      If we have a government that would actually pass some meaningful privacy laws, affirming our right to privacy and giving us control our own information, there might be some checks and balances to this. In the meantime, its pretty lopsided and scary.

    6. Re:I don't get it. by Surt · · Score: 1

      Presumably this is just a one-way function (not that i'd trust them on this, but this is how I would implement it if I wanted to do it 'right'). A one way function maps A->B in a way that A is unrecoverable, but always maps A->B, so if, for example, you wanted to know how many people hear the budweiser wassup commercial:

      wassup commercial recorded in database -> Z132339944
      wassup commercial recorded over your phone -> Z132339944
      your random conversation recorded over your phone -> AB33444993

      So they receive the following:
      Z132339944
      AB33444993

      They know what a Z132339944, that's the wassup commercial. They have no idea what a AB33444993, so they have no way to find out what your conversation was about.

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    7. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Question though. If the phone is in your pocket, the audio from the budweiser commercial is going to sound different than the time you were on the phone and it was playing, or the time you heard it in the theatre with your phone clipped to your waist or whatever.

    8. Re:I don't get it. by Otter · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think it's more like Nielsen boxes -- a demographically meaningful sample of people is paid to carry these things around with them.

      If the hashing scheme people are speculating about is how this works, I'd say that's pretty damn clever, whatever the ethical merits. And honestly, the ethical issues don't strike me as a huge deal. On my list of privacy concerns, knowing whether I'm forced to listen to Holly Jolly Christmas more or less than Here Comes Santa Claus in the supermarket in December doesn't rate extremely high.

      Heh, I bet they can tell when you're in a strip club, though...

    9. Re:I don't get it. by Surt · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I'm unclear on how exactly this would work with audio in a real, noisy environment. Hypothetically a one way function could be devised based on recognizing key cadences or something. You'd have to have some logic to account for environmental noise and distortion somewhere, regardless, so why not do it up front in the phone if there's fast enough hardware available.

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    10. Re:I don't get it. by Otter · · Score: 1
      Damnit, now I have "Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane!" stuck in my head. At least it's not that horrible "Pa rum pa pum pum" song ... uh, oh...

      Now, that would be some cool technology, to identify songs that are stuck in consumers' heads. And you know they'd lie to the researchers, who'd be saying "Sorry, sir, that looks a lot like Hit Me Baby One More Time to me."

    11. Re:I don't get it. by hurfy · · Score: 1

      "They know what a Z132339944, that's the wassup commercial. They have no idea what a AB33444993, so they have no way to find out what your conversation was about."

      As long as AT&T is not one of their 'partners' .........

    12. Re:I don't get it. by kickabear · · Score: 1

      December, hell! It's getting closer and closer to September. Every year, some big retailer backs up the start date just another couple of days. It's getting to the point where leaving the Christmas lights up all year is practical. Maybe the Rednecks were right on that point.

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    13. Re:I don't get it. by Raedwald · · Score: 1
      altered mathematically to make unintellilligible? How exactly, then, do they tell what advertising, programs, and other media you are exposed to?

      In geek terms: it computes hashes of the audio, sending the hashes back to base, each with a timestamp. You compute a set of hashes of the audio (CDs, movies, ads, whatever) you wish to monitor. At base you compare the hashes recorded by your panellists with your database of hashes.

      Something here doesn't add up. Mainly, why in the hell would people agree to be carrying around an overt bugging device with the sole stated intent of monitoring thier actions?

      Why do people participate in any kind of market research? Pannelists for TV ratings are (at least for the company I work for) given financial incentives. I expect IMMI would do likewise.

      I work on the same kind of technology for a different market research company.

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    14. Re:I don't get it. by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >>altered mathematically so any *conversation* is made unintelligible (emphasis added)
      >altered mathematically to make unintellilligible? How exactly, then, do they tell what advertising, programs, and other media you are exposed to?

      Maybe they run it through a transform that leaves music recognizable but makes human speech unintelligible, like a train station PA system.

    15. Re:I don't get it. by rebelcan · · Score: 1

      Thank you, SO VERY MUCH.

      Now I have "Hit Me Baby One More Time" stuck in my head.

      *goes to find bleach to pour into ears*

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    16. Re:I don't get it. by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      Uhm, one-way hash functions.

      I wouldn't trust them, but this isn't unfeasible.

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    17. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Personally I would just buy an iPod on my own, but there are many teenagers who don't have that liberty." Yah, right. Marketers will want to spend billions of dollars to find out the spending habits of teenagers who don't work and can't afford an iPod. This idea is just going to blow away. It will never be implemented; marketers won't pay for it, and consumers won't bite. Today's consumers are more sophisticated than we give them credit for. My guess is this is just another brilliant idea that a bunch of smart guys came up with who forgot to think it through.

    18. Re:I don't get it. by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      Mainly, why in the hell would people agree to be carrying around an overt bugging device with the sole stated intent of monitoring thier actions?

      Not only are they bugged, when they're out in public, everyone around them is bugged too. I'm pretty sure this would be illegal in some places. Maybe some privacy group could lobby congress to get this practice banned.

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    19. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mainly, why in the hell would people agree to be carrying around an overt bugging device with the sole stated intent of monitoring thier actions?

      The study is designed to see IF people want to carry around a bugging device. The study will determine how tolerable it is and what could be done to make a wider range of people consider using such a device. Then they will test on the wider range of people, etc, until they reach the point where most people will use it. THEN, profit.

  5. From Bad to Worse by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's bad enough that the government is monitoring all our conversations, but having corporations monitor our behavior for "marketing purposes" seems even worse. At least the government won't sell the data it finds to anyone willing to pay for it...

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    1. Re:From Bad to Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to point out to you that it's a voluntary program but then I realized how you'd come back with "Voluntary for now!" or "That's what they want you to think!". Then I'd call you a paranoid nut and you'd call me a brainwashed tool of the government. The whole thing started to make my head hurt so I just said forget it.

    2. Re:From Bad to Worse by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did you miss the previous posting about AT&T delivering network traffic to the NSA, which unsurprisingly comes 2-3 years after all the hubbub about carnivore?

      Did you miss the stories about how MSN, AOL, and Yahoo had no problem turning over whatever information requests the gov't had about search usage?

      I'm not too paranoid, and I don't think the gov't can process this stuff fast enough for it to matter, but don't be naive enough to believe that every major corporation out there respects your privacy. As it is, AT&T owns Cingular. Cingular routes plenty of its cell traffic over AT&T's backbone. I'm sure they've already sent some of your conversations to the NSA.

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    3. Re:From Bad to Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of it the other way... the government can force the media conglomerates to hand over the data (and the mathematical forumae to decode it back to its original source), so they have a video, digital and audio profile of every human (er, carbon-based, tax-generating machine) that they want to monitor.

      You can be sure that as processing power goes up, technolgy gets smaller, and people become more prevalent in the digital society, that this WILL happen.

    4. Re:From Bad to Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I just said forget it.
      You did?
    5. Re:From Bad to Worse by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 1

      I'm trying not to sound too much like a paranoid nutjob. I just want to point out that having technology in your cellphone that can monitor everything you do is creepy. (If it can keep track of songs you listen to, ads you watch, and movies you see, it can keep track of pretty much anything). Yes, it is voluntary now, and it would be highly illeagal for a telecommunications company to record private communications (even in part) without consent (or a search warrant). Hopefully, though, you can understand some of my 'paranoia' considering AT&T has already done that.

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    6. Re:From Bad to Worse by houghi · · Score: 1

      I don't think the gov't can process this stuff fast enough for it to matter

      1) fast enough yet
      2) A wile ago I thought that it would be impossible that something like Echelon could exist. Even if not all, enough will be intercepted to interfere with your rights, no matter in what country you live.

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    7. Re:From Bad to Worse by drooling-dog · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm not too paranoid, and I don't think the gov't can process this stuff fast enough for it to matter,

      They don't have to process it "fast enough for it to matter". It just has to be on file, for whenever it happens that someone with the authority to look at it has a reason to do so. That reason could be legitimate, or maybe not so much. It could even be quite personal, and totally unrelated to the avowed purposes for which the information was gathered in the first place.

  6. TRMs by mogrify · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sounds kinda like Relatable's TRM fingerprints, which are used by MusicBrainz and in the Neuros audio player.

    IIRC, the fingerprints don't have any actual content in them, but instead describe the characteristics of the audio. So it's plausible, at least, that they can't listen in on your conversations, but could still uniquely identify what you're listening to.

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  7. There are some things you don't want to know... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So if I have lunch at Taco Bell, and go to the restroom when I get back to work, from the sound signature they can figure out how "explosive" the newest menu item is?

    1. Re:There are some things you don't want to know... by Leon_Trotsky · · Score: 1

      I sure hope you asked PERMISSION to go to the restroom...

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    2. Re:There are some things you don't want to know... by nithinsujir · · Score: 1

      and to make it more interesting you could use toot-tone. :) http://www.metacafe.com/watch/98090/toot_tone/

  8. Ummmm... by GmAz · · Score: 1

    ***Slowly tapes microphone on cell phone***

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  9. Funny sounds by k31bang · · Score: 2

    I'm just curious what Fart sound signatures might mean to advertisers and marketing agencies.

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    1. Re:Funny sounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Expose customer to more adult diaper ads, digestive system medication ads, toilet paper ads, air freshener ads... The possibilities are endless.

    2. Re:Funny sounds by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > I'm just curious what Fart sound signatures might mean to advertisers and marketing agencies.

      ...the subset of the $14M in survey-handed-out cellphones that were used by viewers of movie trailers, who subsequently went to the movie theater?

  10. Re:penis chopping by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1

    What, you don't think the company asked the "participants" for a "deposit" on that specially-constructed cell phone?


    The irony of asking for that as a deposit is that everyone is better off that they gave it up for any amount of time...

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  11. great. by snark23 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The cell phone industry is a nice counter-example for anyone who insists that a free market is always good for the consumer, unless you redefine "consumer" as "wireless provider". NOBODY wants to carry around a phone that does what this article describes. Even those who aren't concerned about the privacy implications are going to be nonplussed by the fact that their batteries suddenly only last half as long because their phones are so busy processing and transmitting this marketing trash.

    And to broaden my rant: Who are these people who think that playing TV programs and games on a phone is a great idea? Where are these people? I would love to see all of the marketing and R&D dollars poured into these stupid, stupid features go instead into producing smaller phones that have increased range, longer battery life and a user interface not designed by a team of raccoons. Is that so ridiculous?

    1. Re:great. by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

      Might be a way to get free cellphone service. Would that be a fair exchange? Hell they could even pull keywords out of your conversations....

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    2. Re:great. by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      I would love to see all of the marketing and R&D dollars poured into these stupid, stupid features go instead into producing smaller phones that have increased range, longer battery life and a user interface not designed by a team of raccoons. Is that so ridiculous?

      Yes

    3. Re:great. by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      I would agree, but add this - "clear conversations". I was promised it with TDMA/CDMA/GSM, etc. Everyone has it, apparently. However, even though I live in LA and have like 4 bars at the worst of times, my phone manages to make most calls sound like the person is underwater or talking through a fan. I've even tried upgrading phones!

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    4. Re:great. by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      And to broaden my rant: Who are these people who think that playing TV programs and games on a phone is a great idea?
      Me. And most of my friend. And no, we aren't in highschool; the youngest of us is 25.

      Where are these people? I would love to see all of the marketing and R&D dollars poured into these stupid, stupid features go instead into producing smaller phones that have increased range, longer battery life and a user interface not designed by a team of raccoons. Is that so ridiculous?


      Buy a nokia? Nokia phones generally have exceptional battery life, excellent reception, and the symbian interface, although not familiar for either Windows, OS X or Linux users, is actually very intuitive.

      Some people use their phones as more than a simple radio. I use mine as a mobile bluetooth dialup modem, as a PDA, an SSH term, a mediocre camera for when I don't want to lug around my SLR, an IM device, a mobile e-mail device, and a video player for those times when I'll be stuck in transit for more than a few minutes. I carpool to work, and I'm often waiting around at various offices. Have a small, pocketsized device which is almost a computer, that functions as my phone, and provides me with entertainment is a serious plus.

      I can do everything an alpha geek with 15 devices on his belt can do, except I only carry one. A Nokia 7710. Oh, and I only charge it once every three days or so, and I average 2000 minutes a month usage in talk time (its my primary home and business phone).

      And while I am quite the geek, my GF is not, nor are most of her friends. They game on cellphones because, quite frankly, cell phones games are they type that appeal to them. They play "snood", "solitare", and "tetris", with a bit of old school super mario in there as well. Cell phone games are perfect, and once again, don't require them to carry around another device (they'd never be caught dead with a gameboy, PSP, or whatever.)

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    5. Re:great. by daranz · · Score: 1

      I would love to see all of the marketing and R&D dollars poured into these stupid, stupid features go instead into producing smaller phones that have increased range, longer battery life and a user interface not designed by a team of raccoons. Is that so ridiculous?

      Unfortunately, as of yet, nobody figured out how to implement a service where you get a longer battery life for a regular monthly fee. Once that happens, you can expect it to be everywhere. Just like with any other service that cellphone operators out there offer.

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    6. Re:great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are these people who think that playing TV programs and games on a phone is a great idea?
      Umm people who don't want to carry 2-etc other devices(i.e. a pda, ipod, gameboy, etc) in their pocket?

      I play a crummy built-in version of tetris on my OLD cellphone, and it is a lot better then lugging around that phone + a gameboy.

    7. Re:great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cell phone providers as a "free market" Now thats Funny.

      Me thinks you need to play Parker Brothers favorite board game more :)

    8. Re:great. by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Random thought: Is your voice significantly higher or lower than the average population? Perhaps they're optimizing for the majority.

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    9. Re:great. by maxume · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling they pay a lot less for the marketing and R&D stuff than they do to build out capacity and these programs help them keep their utilization higher.

      Ringtones are a(I saw it somewhere) several billion dollar market. That's not chump change. Most people I know don't download them, but those dollars are coming from somewhere. The TV and other stuff seems to be the same way.

      I'm right there with ya on a phone that works really well as phone though. They don't need to get a whole lot smaller though.

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    10. Re:great. by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have you tried not talking into fans when you are on the phone? Ask your friends to do the same.

    11. Re:great. by Raedwald · · Score: 1
      NOBODY wants to carry around a phone that does what this article describes. Even those who aren't concerned about the privacy implications are going to be nonplussed by the fact that their batteries suddenly only last half as long because their phones are so busy processing and transmitting this marketing trash.

      Too much coffee? Didn't RTFA? This would not be a device secretly installed in cell phones. It would be a special device carried by recruited panellists. It's just a high tech way of doing continuous market research.

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    12. Re:great. by snark23 · · Score: 1

      Too much coffee? Didn't RTFA?

      Both! But come on, this is Slashdot. What do you expect?

    13. Re:great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The cell phone industry is a nice counter-example for anyone who insists that a free market is always good for the consumer,
      What free market? Try to manufacture and sell a cell-compatible transceiver, make it completely open and user-modifiable so that people can freely diddle with the features, and I bet the FCC will have plenty of things they want to discuss with you. And I won't even get into other government-created barriers to entry, such as 911 requirements.

      This is all way too regulated to call a free market.

    14. Re:great. by drooling-dog · · Score: 1
      And while I am quite the geek, my GF is not, nor are most of her friends.

      Do you really have a girlfriend, or are you just saying that so we won't all think, "I'll bet he doesn't have a girlfriend"? I'm talking about real girlfriends here, not the "friends" on MySpace that merely claim to be your friend (or female).

      [Sorry, that was rude. I don't know what got into me...]

    15. Re:great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...producing smaller phones that have increased range, longer battery life and a user interface not designed by a team of raccoons. Is that so ridiculous?

      Excuse me sir! Please do show some respect!

      You're giving raccoons a bad name.

    16. Re:great. by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      *giggle*. You must be in a good mood, huh? :)

      She's real. The mood swings confirm that ;-) And she drags me to Salsa lessons. Real GF's are a PITA, but worth it.

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    17. Re:great. by drooling-dog · · Score: 1
      *giggle*. You must be in a good mood, huh? :)

      That was after 3 pints of fine porter and IPA. It seemed clever at the time.

      Real GF's are a PITA, but worth it.

      Mine lives 500 miles away. That has its plusses and minusses, but on Friday night it was probably on the debit side of the ledger...

  12. Skewed results? by frieza79 · · Score: 1

    My friend is participating in this "study" he constantly leaves his phone near his computer playing the same mp3's over and over. Not that he is intentionally skewing the results, he just leaves his mp3s running all the time anyway. The reason he does it is for free cell service, but I could see this easily turning into something similar to the Ad click programs that everyone signed up for in the good ol days. Load up a program to click on ad's constantly and watch the checks roll in!

  13. article on sound signatures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wikipedia has an article on sound signatures here

  14. But, really .... by gstoddart · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Who wants to be tagged like some wild animal so the media companies can tell you've been successfuly marketed to??

    Anybody who would be persuaded to wear one of these things is probably ready to buy anything you tell them about. Everyone else is going to be looking at it like "why on Earth would I do that?".

    Gah, how utterly creepy sounding. Then again, I'm pretty hostile to being marketed to, so I probably don't reflect a 'typical' view.

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    1. Re:But, really .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I'd do it, if I was reasonably certain that they only measure what they claim to measure, and if they PAID me.

  15. Neat technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next year's phones will all do this and send the results to the NSA. Gotta get those terrorists!

  16. One way algorithm by grahamsz · · Score: 1

    I'm sure they can figure out a one way algorithm that the phone can implement that would make human voice unrecognizable but in such a way that you could run the doritos commerical through the same algorithm and look for the signature.

    You could probably just notch filter the typical range of the human voice and still have enough data left over to recognize just about any music or commerciall.

    OTOH why not just have a device that records throuhgout the day and that the participants upload via their broadband connection at night.

  17. It might be fun by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
    I'd like to poison their data. It'd be easy and fun.

    I'd never go to chain restaurants, never buy mainstream media, actively avoid anything I've noticed an ad campaign for. What little TV I watch doesn't have ads, the music I listen to is not mainstream, and if they can make anything of the fact that I watched 4 episodes of Farscape last weekend and listened to Big City Orchestra, they're my kind of marketers.

    If I could trust that the info was not being shared with law enforcement (big if) and didn't result in me having to see any ads, I seriously wouldn't care. My data is worse than worthless.

    I used to be a mystery diner for chains, it was fun to get paid to eat at horrible chains and make fun of them in a report.

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    1. Re:It might be fun by Giddeon+Fox · · Score: 0

      Yeah, why don't we all get one and feed them skewed data? Soon we could be seeing advertisements for Grapefruit Doritos and refreshing Soy Sauce Coke.

  18. Anybody... by TuringTest · · Score: 1

    Almost anybody who is given a free portable player with access to free content.

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  20. Cell Phone Paranoia by Bob3141592 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Today it's Madison Avenue, tomorrow it's DHS.

    I presume most people here have read Heinlein's The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, right? He pointed out decades ago that a phone can still operate even if the user isn't on it -- the phone is a ubiquitous bug, if anybody in control of the technology wants it to be used that way. We already know that cell phones have been used as medium resolution GPS trackers of people. Now we know that they are capable of listening in to our private moments as well.

    It wouldn't take much for the manufacturers to put in enough memory to store random or prescheduled episodes of speech from our environment, even if we thought our phones were off. These could later be transmitted in a burst to some gov't agency and we wouldn't even notice the power drain. And cell phones always remain somewhat enabled, even when the main power is off. It's possible the time could come when the gov't requires manufacturers to build in some kind of continuous monitoring capability in order to be given their licenses to use the airwaves. If they suspect you, or if they suspect they might suspect you, they can remotely enable this mode.

    This all sounds insanely paranoid to me, and now we have to to line our tin-foil hat with acoustic foam? There was a time not long ago when I'd dismiss anyone thinking about such things as a lunatic. But we have enough documented cases of policy corruption to go with the amazing advances in technology capabilities to make this all practical, if not practiced.

    Well, I'm not about to go live as a trapper in the woods, and the technological genie can't be forced back into the bottle. Hopefully we can return to a benign government of the people and avoid the headlong rush into a police state. Now there's a crazy idea!

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    1. Re:Cell Phone Paranoia by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      It's possible the time could come when the gov't requires manufacturers to build in..[evil stuff]
      The solution to this, is for everyone to become [potentially] a manufacturer, or for there to be no centralized manufacturers. In other words, phones need to run Free Software.

      There are already so many reasons why this is a good idea (paying to download ringtones and upload pictures!?), but the threat of tyranny is always good for another.

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  21. I'd take one by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    If the service were free I'd be happy to take this phone.

    I am right there with you on also wanting more research into light, smaller, more pure phones which is sort of what I have (pay as you go phone from Virgin Mobile that is mostly just a phone) but I can see a place for something like this device where you give them data in exchange for service.

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  22. so what if its hashed, if you have the same hash.. by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    you know what MADE the hash, and thus you know what they were listening to. You may as well just send the damn song title in the clear and save everyone the hassle. Also, with hashes, who knows what other sounds and words they may have hash values for?

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  23. The irony by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

    But if we don't let the government monitor our actions and tell us what to do, the terrorists will destroy democracy!

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    1. Re:The irony by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      Or, put another way, to reiterate a quote whose source I can no longer recall:

      If we allow terrorists to take away our basic freedoms then the terrorists have already won.

      The terrorists have already won.

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  24. Still not seeing it by Vlad2.0 · · Score: 1

    So your phone or whatever records some audio clip, sends it to this server where for the sake of argument it is one-way hashed. So that leaves them with...what? A hash of a sound recorded by you at time X? How exactly is that worth ANYTHING?

    I also don't see how hashing would allow you to find similar sound clips, it seems to me most of them would be unique and even similar "adjacent" sounds would have a unique hash.

    How much do you wanna bet this mathematical alteration is just a FFT?

  25. So ad measurement has been low-tech up until now? by 5plicer · · Score: 1

    Does that mean Google has been using ticker tape all this time?

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  26. Don't forget Echelon and the Clipper Chip by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Did you miss the previous posting about AT&T delivering network traffic to the NSA, which unsurprisingly comes 2-3 years after all the hubbub about carnivore?

    And long before that even there was Echelon, and also the Clipper Chip which was a simialr attempt that did not go through.

    Honestly though I find it odd that people care so much about this, it seems pretty obvious to me that any transmissions sent over public networks are subject to being interecepted and listened to. If not the government, then someone in the phone company or just some guy with a little knowledge of the phone system.

    The Bill of Rights guarantees us free speech, not that no-one will listen to it.

    Now the clipper chip was bad news because that really was the government pushing into truly private communications.

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  27. With apologies to Prof. Farnsworth: by Josh+teh+Jenius · · Score: 1

    It's the apocalypse all right. I always assumed marketing would have a hand in it.

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  28. Wrong method of introduction by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    They should not have started the idea with marketing in mind. Instead they should have suggested that every cell phone be turned into monitors for the audio signature for gunfire similar to that used in high-crime cities and anti-sniper targeting systems in Iraq. Combined with the GPS in the same phone crime locations can be identified. If the shot is considered very proximal to the phone owner's location, it could call 911 for you, similar to the OnStar automatic emergency call triggered when air bags are deployed.

    Start with the public safety and anti-gun crime angle, then slowly work in the commercial angle under the reasoning that monitoring these systems is expensive and to maintain the public good it needs private funding.

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    1. Re:Wrong method of introduction by cyberfunk2 · · Score: 1

      We need to keep people like you away from the policy makers. Stop giving them good excuses damn it! :)

  29. Don't be so negative by CdBee · · Score: 1

    The puns in the title really, you didn't need to click this far...

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  30. IMMI Website by awwaiid · · Score: 2, Informative

    is at http://immi.com/, btw.

  31. Why must they know all this?-The Amazing Kreskan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Doesn't there get a point when marketing departments consume too much information in the quest to find out the spending habbits of every sentient creature in the universe?"

    The problem isn't "too much" information. It's finding the "correct" information.

    "I mean... Can't you just make things people need and find useful and if they need it they'll come to you?"

    Flip answer: and they're going to determine this through what? Mindreading? Also things cost. Success costs. Failures cost even more. Are you willing to pay more for their failures?

    "Or am I mistaken... Are they just trying to convince all sentient beings they must buy things they never knew they needed to buy?"

    Be nice of you to save them the trouble and tell them what to make, then promise to purchase.

    "Either way... I hope they pay the panel participants good money for tracking them around town."

    Focus group I'm going to be a part of pays over $200.

  32. Fortunately for me... by davidc · · Score: 0

    ... I keep my cell phone securely under my tin foil hat when I'm not making calls.

  33. Using a cell-phone as a bugging device by infolation · · Score: 2, Informative
    In the UK the remote monitoring of local audio via the microphone using cell-phones (mobiles phones) by the police has been reported in reputable national media since at least mid 2005.

    The Financial Times (requires subscription) ran an article on this subject on 2nd of August 2005 here

    If ordered to do so, mobile telephone operators can also tap any calls, but more significantly they can also remotely install a piece of software on to any handset, without the owner's knowledge, which will activate the microphone even when its owner is not making a call, giving security services the perfect bugging device. "We have inadvertently started carrying our own trackable ID card in the form of the mobile phone," said Sandra Bell, head of the homeland security department at the Royal United Services Institute.

    A reference to this FT article can be found here.

  34. Explosive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I vote for all that data to immediately be sent to the NSA.

  35. Why must they know all this?-Blue Balled. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The money is in making the consumer dissatisfied and convincing them that your product will satisfy them, then not satisfying them so they'll buy again."

    Brilliant! I'll start a porn company. I'll be rich!

  36. Scrambling the signal by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

    Oh please,I seen that cheap trick already.Its encrypted and mixed with random noise. I don't believe it.
    If it was really scrambled it will be useless. Database of sound signatures?
    Doesn't it make really suspicious?
    Imagine a database of scrambled,one-second snippets of conversations(which have no content).How is that useful?

    "The company has developed software that helps the phones take samples of nearby sounds, which are identified by comparing them against a database."

    " says the technology can track exposure to CDs, DVDs, videogames, sporting events, audio and video on portable gadgets and movies in theaters."

    Sounds its pretty accurate? How they "altered mathematically so any conversation is made unintelligible " and make sense?