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Software Engineers Ranked Best Job in America

fistfullast33l writes "CNNMoney and Salary.com have ranked the title of Software Engineer the best job in America. Computer IT Analyst also ranks 7th on the list, placing both technology positions in the top 10. From the article: "Designing, developing and testing computer programs requires some pretty advanced math skills and creative problem-solving ability. If you've got them, though, you can work and live where you want: Telecommuting is quickly becoming widespread.""

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  1. We Still Aren't Trusted to Telecommute by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Telecommuting is quickly becoming widespread.
    I disagree.

    Especially with larger companies, I see it more and more that telecommuting is a frowned upon idea. In fact, most of the articles on telecommuting today are instructions on how to argue with your boss because your boss is going to be the last person that wants you telecommuting.

    And that's just for jobs in general. With software engineering jobs, the need to work together on a team is obviously a mandatory requirement. Very few solid and marketable software applications are written by one person. Telecommuting just raises another possible barrier and could compound dynamics and differences among team members. There are also security issues regarding the connection between work and home as well as the problem of productivity being a hard thing to measure when developing software.

    Then of course there are home distractions that all managers would worry about.

    This is old news to the Slashdot crowd.

    In the Fortune 500 company I work for, I don't know anyone who telecommutes. We are encouraged to work with different teams accross the country but they are at company facilities in sub-teams that get together everyday.

    If by "widespread" they mean one person does it in New York and one person does it in California then I would agree. If they mean "widespread" by increased frequency and occurance then I would not only disagree with them but adamently argue that it's not accepted as a viable method for getting the job done in the software engineering world.

    Software Engineers Ranked Best Job in America
    Now that, I can see. I've only been working in the field for a couple years but I can already see that the room for growth in software development is unparalelled. What I mean is that people who start out as grunt developers often have a chance to become a team manager--it depends on how well they can estimate mentally and breakdown a project into tasks (something programmers are required to do in code anyways). More and more I see the manager world developing into two different kinds of managers--engineering managers and business managers. In fact, I have two managers (Office Space is more accurate than you think) with those two titles. One I can talk tech with and the other doesn't know jack about what I'm doing.
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    1. Re:We Still Aren't Trusted to Telecommute by idhindsight · · Score: 3, Interesting
      IAWTP.

      I, too, work for a rather large Fortune 500 company, and we have one member that telecommutes. Sure, the rest of us would like to, but it's frowned upon. Even though our one telecommuter is arguably the brightest, most talented, and hardest-working engineer, I still catch little glimmers of phrases along the lines of "anyone know what he's up to?" That type of garbage.

      And, no, it's not me (sadly).

      Give it another ten years or so, when companies finally get their heads out of their collective asses and realize they can outsource jobs to intelligent people that live in rural areas for a salary somewhere in between what they're paying their silicon-valley people and their Indian script-readers.

    2. Re:We Still Aren't Trusted to Telecommute by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

      Telecommuting is quickly becoming widespread.

      I disagree.


      I beg to differ. I've been doing my job from India for quite a while now. : p

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    3. Re:We Still Aren't Trusted to Telecommute by John+Courtland · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say telecommuting is more of a "not everyday" type of thing. At least here, I can telecommute, I just can't do it every day. Perhaps 2 days a week, during a non critical time, I could pull it off. That seems to be acceptable, to me at least, because for most projects you shouldn't need 100% every day, face to face communication between the leads and the grunts. If you do find yourself needing that, then either the grunts aren't understanding the project specs well enough, or they aren't being laid out well enough by the leads. Either that or the leads need to relinquish the leash.

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    4. Re:We Still Aren't Trusted to Telecommute by Billosaur · · Score: 2
      Especially with larger companies, I see it more and more that telecommuting is a frowned upon idea. In fact, most of the articles on telecommuting today are instructions on how to argue with your boss because your boss is going to be the last person that wants you telecommuting.

      And that's just for jobs in general. With software engineering jobs, the need to work together on a team is obviously a mandatory requirement. Very few solid and marketable software applications are written by one person. Telecommuting just raises another possible barrier and could compound dynamics and differences among team members. There are also security issues regarding the connection between work and home as well as the problem of productivity being a hard thing to measure when developing software.

      I think it depends. When I worked for a major financial firm as an offshore employee (which was pretty funny since I was definitely on shore), they had me working from home 5 days a week to free up cubicle space. Mind you, I worked pretty much on my own, but with the panopoly of telecommuting tools available, it was easy to hold meetings and generally be involved. The downside is the lack of face time -- people tend to forget you exist if they don't see you, and while that's great if you're a programmer and want to get things done, it's lousy from a standpoint of keeping yoru job or moving up, as I found out when they ended my contract rather abruptly.

      As to security issues, I think VPN software has matured quite a bit and depending on the precautions you take, remote computing is pretty secure. And as far as team members go, while tyou don't have that instant bonding and camraderie, nor do you have people borrowing your stapler or perring over your shoulder or filling your cube with chit-chat when you're trying to work. I think in the end, it's a mixed bag, and I suspect managers are reticent to let workers telecommute from the fear that they won't be able to control them and see what they're doing at a moment's notice. I suspect a lot of manager's don't really trust their programming staff.

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    5. Re:We Still Aren't Trusted to Telecommute by Khomar · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If by "widespread" they mean one person does it in New York and one person does it in California then I would agree. If they mean "widespread" by increased frequency and occurance then I would not only disagree with them but adamently argue that it's not accepted as a viable method for getting the job done in the software engineering world.

      I have to disagree with you as well. I also work for a Fortune 500 company, and we are currently going through the process of moving most of the software engineers to a work-from-home model (hundreds if not thousands of people). It was determined that the cost of maintaining facilities outweighed the downside to development due to less direct communication. Why is this possible? Because technology has gotten to the point where it is increasingly easier to communicate via instant messenger applications, VPN, NetMeeting (yeah, I know, it could stand A LOT of improvements), and even video conferencing. Most of our training is being done on-line, and it is getting much better. A few years ago, setting up a remote office was difficult and expensive, but most of the bugs have been worked out now. The technology is advancing continually making the experience -- nice.

      The biggest reason is cost, and it started, I believe, when looking at consulting/contracting work. Given the cost of fly a developer down and pay for their food, housing, and other costs, it became far more advantagious to simply have them work remotely. With VPN technology improving and becoming more stable and reliable, they found that developers could do their work just as well from their office in Denver instead of flying out to New York. In my company, most of the people in my office worked for projects ranging all over the country -- from San Diego to Connecticutt. While there might be groups of three or four on the same project, a lot of people, like myself, were the only ones on a given project from our center. There really wasn't much need for me to be in the office, and my project didn't have the budget to fly me down. As you multiply this scenario across the company, you start to wonder why you even need the office at all.

      While I am certain there will be companies that hold out on WFH, there are some very large firms that are embracing it whole-heartedly. Are there drawbacks? Yes, but to many companies, the cost savings make it worth the risk.

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    6. Re:We Still Aren't Trusted to Telecommute by ezeecheez · · Score: 2, Funny

      The place I last worked, a lot of people telecommuted, but it was a telecom, so I guess it would have looked bad saying 'the telephone's no good for communication! you have to be here!'

    7. Re:We Still Aren't Trusted to Telecommute by Atzanteol · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've been doing my job from India for quite a while now

      Hah! I've got one better. Somebody else has been doing my job from India! Oh. Wait...

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    8. Re:We Still Aren't Trusted to Telecommute by hackrobat · · Score: 5, Interesting

      On a more serious note: I'm a software developer based in Bangalore, India. We do telecommute quite often. The reasoning: if we can work remotely with our colleagues halfway across the globe in a different timezone, why can't we work remotely with our colleagues a few kms. away from home? Most American companies in Bangalore (like Oracle, Adobe, etc.) have flexible timings, and usually no one notices when you're around and not. As long as you're checking in code, answering email, closing bugs and putting out specs in time, you're doing fine.

      I often travel to the US and work from there (mostly San Francisco), and I can say that India is going to be defining work trends in the coming years. Americans are very "old school".

    9. Re:We Still Aren't Trusted to Telecommute by rossifer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I often travel to the US and work from there (mostly San Francisco), and I can say that India is going to be defining work trends in the coming years. Americans are very "old school".

      Be careful that you don't get the selection of US companies you work with confused with all US companies. I have contracted for companies that have extensive offshore dev/qa/analysis efforts and for companies that don't think it makes much strategic sense. The work environment at companies which consider more than just dollars are (predictably) much more interesting, motivating, trusting, etc...

      I agree that India is way ahead of the Fortune 500 on how to do software work. So are lots of companies right here in the US. (in my experience, they're usually the ones with very few MBA's on staff)

      Regards,
      Ross

    10. Re:We Still Aren't Trusted to Telecommute by GoatMonkey2112 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The companies that consider more than just dollars are usually not the same ones that outsource.

    11. Re:We Still Aren't Trusted to Telecommute by Glonoinha · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Simple - take this phrase :

      "LaCosaNostradamus, I'ma bitchslap you."

      There you go. Am I a) Happy, b) Upset, c) Mad, d) Indifferent, e) Horny, or f) all of the above?
      You can't tell. Even if you thought you knew, you you would be wrong - and that's worse than not knowing because you will assume a stance that defends against (or rallys with) however you perceive I am being, which would make the conversation go downhill from there.

      Didn't we recently read here that 50% of people think they can accurately read the 'tone' of an email, when in reality they only get it right about 20% of the time?

      (Answer to my question : f) all of the above, but not at you.)

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  2. Not the best in every country by yogikoudou · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This story said that IT managers have the U.K's third-worst job -- ranking just below phone sex operator (No. 1) and ferry cabin cleaner (No. 2).

    1. Re:Not the best in every country by nmx · · Score: 4, Informative

      This story said that IT managers have the U.K's third-worst job -- ranking just below phone sex operator (No. 1) and ferry cabin cleaner (No. 2).

      IT manager and software engineer are completely different jobs. That's like saying that an orderly and a trauma doctor have the same job.

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  3. Are you sure? by mayesa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't it be a better job to own a company like Google or Microsoft? http://www.servicerules.com.ar/

  4. Talk to the hand by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tell that to unemployed software enginner Steve (who comes from a rough area) and is making more money selling Vibe than he ever did at Intertoad.

  5. Software Engineer by LithiumX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So what exactly constitutes a "software engineer"?

    At my job, I have to write software (varying from simple quickie scripts to complex neural-net based adaptive administration controls) to handle the administration and maintenance of a few tens of thousands of servers. I have to be able to work with 5 different languages and be familiar with developing for four different architectures.

    I'm rarely ever given the chance to plan anything in advance (that's just how this place works) and "testing" is often done hot - launch once operational, and quickly work out the bugs while it's in use. I usually work either entirely alone, or with our admins to give them tools to their specifications and needs. No team, little oversight, and full responsibility for failures.

    Does that make me a Software Engineer? Or just a two-bit coder?

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    1. Re:Software Engineer by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Insightful

      2 bit coder. Writing code isn't strictly neccesary forbeing a software engineer any more than welding bridges together is an essential part of structural engineering. It's just that software engineers tend to do their own construction.

    2. Re:Software Engineer by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 4, Funny

      At my job, I have to write software (varying from simple quickie scripts to complex neural-net based adaptive administration controls) to handle the administration and maintenance of a few tens of thousands of servers. I have to be able to work with 5 different languages and be familiar with developing for four different architectures.

      I'm rarely ever given the chance to plan anything in advance (that's just how this place works) and "testing" is often done hot - launch once operational, and quickly work out the bugs while it's in use. I usually work either entirely alone, or with our admins to give them tools to their specifications and needs. No team, little oversight, and full responsibility for failures.

      Does that make me a Software Engineer? Or just a two-bit coder?


      No, that just makes you some idiot waving his e-penis on SLASHDOT DOT ORG

    3. Re: Software Engineer by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Does that make me a Software Engineer? Or just a two-bit coder?

      Consider an analogy between a civil engineer and a construction worker, and let that answer your question.

      Kinda makes you think how immature our profession is, too.

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    4. Re:Software Engineer by SnapShot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It seems like the proper use of the title of "software engineer" has been argued in the letters section of Dr. Dobbs for only about 20 years, but here's how I got the title.

      Boss: What do you want on your business card?
      Me (with 2 years of experience): Senior Software Engineer.
      Boss: Ok.

      Looking back with a few more years of experience under my belt it seems a bit humorous; especially if I ever go back to look at the code I was writing at that time.

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    5. Re:Software Engineer by Dan+East · · Score: 2, Funny

      2 bit coding? I thought coding for 8 bit CPUs was pretty old school, but that takes the cake.

      Dan East

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    6. Re:Software Engineer by KnightStalker · · Score: 4, Funny

      You remember the A-Team episodes where they weld steel plates on the outside of a car or whatever, drop a bus engine in it, stick some guns on and go ass-kickin?

      If you call that mechanical engineering, you can probably call your job software engineering. I'd do either one of 'em though...

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    7. Re:Software Engineer by Randolpho · · Score: 4, Funny

      You remember the A-Team episodes where they weld steel plates on the outside of a car or whatever, drop a bus engine in it, stick some guns on and go ass-kickin?

      You mean every A-Team episode, ever? :)

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    8. Re:Software Engineer by Randolpho · · Score: 2, Informative

      So what exactly constitutes a "software engineer"?

      The question for the ages. Nobody really knows, to be honest. More accurately, we can't decide. Wikipedia touches on the subject, if you want to read more:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Software_engineering# Debate_over_who_is_a_software_engineer

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    9. Re:Software Engineer by pclminion · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Does that make me a Software Engineer? Or just a two-bit coder?

      This is not a personal attack by any means, but I'd say that because you release code in an untested state, what you are doing is not "engineering." Imagine if a civil engineer built a bridge and tested it by having the public drive over it. The bridge might be okay, but it's not how things are done in engineering.

    10. Re:Software Engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You had me at "complex neural-net based adaptive administration controls" - LOL... You must be very special indeed to be controlling tens of thousands of servers without a team or any backup and nobody above you in the chain of command. Or you're a pretentious wannabe software engineer, another one of which we can do without. You should go work for one of the big consultancy firms - they love guys like you.

    11. Re:Software Engineer by mzwaterski · · Score: 2, Informative

      The degree must be from an ABET certified school.

    12. Re:Software Engineer by spike2131 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Was that the same episode where Hannibal dressed up in a goofy costume, Face flirted with some hot chick, and BA got angry at Murdoch's crazy antics?

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  6. You can work anywhere in India or China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "You can work anywhere you want"
    So long as it's in India or China.

  7. O rly? by Valar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Telecommuting is quickly becoming widespread.

    Yeah, telecommuting from India.

  8. Math? by etymxris · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have a degree in math and CS and I hardly ever use anything I learned in math for software development. Maybe simple sums and if things are getting really advanced I'll divide by the number of elements for an average. For that matter, I rarely use anything I learned in CS either, past the sophomore year anyway.

    The vast majority of software, at least that I've come across, is just moving data around. Certainly, more complex software development exists, such as in the financial services sector. And we rarely have to get into the details of how complex data structures work because we always rely on libraries. Again, I'm sure there are exceptions, but from what I've seen of the work I've come across and that has been done by other developers I know, little is used of school knowledge.

    That said, development isn't easy either. You have to be able to pick up new and weird APIs fairly quickly and find creative ways around asinine constraints. I'm just not seeing much in the way of school knowledge used though.

    1. Re:Math? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How much math you need really depends on what type of apps you develop. I used to do data analysis automation for a few years on data coming in from physisists and chemical engineers and I used all my math skills constantly including calculus and DE to solve what they needed. But I think the majority of development is business type apps where algebra is about as complex as you need.

      I think the main point of CS degrees pushing math so hard is math teaches a certain way of thinking and approaching a problem and enhances logic skills. This we all need.

    2. Re:Math? by woodsrunner · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The math skills you need develop your mind to be able to pick up wierd API's and find creative ways around problems. It's sort of like when basketball players take ballet, they generally don't throw a pirouette into their layup routine, but the discipline pays off in transferable skills such as grace and injury avoidance.

      You might not think the math skills aren't necessary because they are so ingrained into your way of thinking you no longer see the benefits anymore. But try and do basic gui programming with some one without an understanding of geometry... it's pretty scarry.

      Math is the cross training of choice for coding.

    3. Re:Math? by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have degrees in math and CS also, but I had to learn additional math once I got my current job. I deal with graphics (lots of matrices) and physics computations on an everyday basis (the software in question is a 3D user interface for medical doctors).

      True, many software engineers don't need math. But it helps anyway, and it also proves to your employer and other engineers that you're a critical thinker and thus you deserve a respectable salary. It also helps weed out those who shouldn't be studying CS, so that's a good thing for you.

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    4. Re:Math? by cerberusss · · Score: 3, Funny
      The math skills you need develop your mind to be able to pick up wierd API's

      *shrugs* I happen to like Perl.

      Oh wait. You didn't mention Perl at all.

      OK, sorry :)

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  9. Re:Software engineer vs. system administrator by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 3, Insightful

    being a sysadmin is a good job, as long as they give you the leeway to do things the way you want them. because once you get done cleaning up the mess the last guy got fired for, and after you get done setting things up the way you want them to be... its a pretty slack job (after everything gets running smoothly), leaving you with plenty of time to experiment with new technologies and stuff. As a programmer, you generally have things you're supposed to be working on every minute of every day. /former sysadmin, current programmer //thinking of switching back

  10. What advanced math? by defile · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most computer software requires nothing more than simple arithmetic.

    There are exceptions such as in finance and 3d graphics, but come on.

    This mentality is really annoying. The math office in my high school wouldn't let me take the C++ class because I had not taken the requisite Calculus class first. Even though I was writing C++ code in my part time job! (Out of spite, I'll mention that I took the state C++ AP test and went on to score the highest in New York. Take THAT Mrs. Lechner!)

    Pfft.

    1. Re:What advanced math? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it depends on whether you want to be a software engineer, or a computer scientist.

      I've done programming for manufacturing, IT services, .com product/service providers, and military employers. I have a bachelor's in math+cs, master's in cs, and I'm working toward a PhD in cs. Here's what I've found...

      For software engineering, I had nearly no need for math. I mean, you might do a little back-of-envelope multiplication to estimate disk storage needs or batch job durations, but that was it. The hard work for those jobs was making good software / database designs, avoiding concurrency / threading issues, etc.

      For the military work, that's when I went from being mostly a developer to being mostly a computer scientist. THAT'S where the heavy math came in to play. Heavy statistics (for making sense of sensors), diff. eq. / vector calculus (for dealing with physics models), optimization theory (for planning future actions), etc.

      I still haven't figured out why high school programming teachers stress so heavily the connection between math and programming. For most software engineering jobs, you could have stopped at high-school Pre-Calculus. Just not if you want to be a computer scientist.

    2. Re:What advanced math? by SpinyNorman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you're describing isn't a a computer scientist, but rather an programmer working in a field where math is needed.

      One could say the same about any specialized domain where the programmer needs to know about the domain itself as well as core programming (& maybe computer scientist) skills. Just because someone working on a radar system needs advanced math and someone else working in the bioinformatics field needs a knowledge of genetics doesn't make advanced math or genetics a prequesite to be considered a programmer or computer scientist.

      I would say the difference between computer scientist and programmer is really mostly one of skill level and focus. A computer scientist is someone capable of designing and analyzing algorithms, data structures, programming techniques, etc, etc, and who is concerned with the art of programming in of itself as much as it's application.

    3. Re:What advanced math? by tignom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why is everyone on this thread assuming that "math" just means arithmetic, geometry and calculus? I took a lot of those clases on the way to my CS degree and I don't use very much of them at work. But I also took discrete math and some algorithms courses that applied it. Even if you're not thinking about discrete math, you're probably using it a lot when you're coding. It's one of those things that happens in a back corner of your brain without always requiring conscious awareness of what you're doing.

  11. Math skillz by mightypenguin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't really see this amazing need for math skillz. I don't think I've used any calculus at my job, and I'm not even writing just business apps but also some basic software drivers and industrial automation stuff. College algebra is all I've had to use so far. But I appreciate the talk up of how amazing my job is :) I'm not even sure Linus Torvalds has ever had to use calculus in Linux.

    Now we DO have to work with funky algorithms and I guess studying math helps with that somehow...

    1. Re:Math skillz by saddino · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most of the actual advanced math in programming is so intuitive, you probably don't realize you're using it: discrete structures, set theory, topology logic, etc. If you can design an efficient, optimized well abstracted OO framework then your using math "skillz" whether you know it or not.

  12. They really screwed this one up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't see Male Porn Star anywhere on the list...

    1. Re:They really screwed this one up... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Good points...thought I'd add a couple more...

      Like the fact that unless you're a big name male porn start or do your own net porn site starring yourself...your pay will be absolute shit. The real money goes to the women.

      Then add on the fact that you have to have to be attractive and well-endowed, which cancels out most of the population (although I wouldn't be surprised if 90% of Slashdot claimed to be both). Plus there's the high risk of STDs, despite testing...and the final point is that when it comes down to it...when you're in a porn shoot, after a while its JUST a job. And as with any job it can be tedious and unenjoyable, especially when you have little to no say in your partner. Yeah...its getting paid to have sex, but there is almost no emotion in it...a lot of it is stop and go so they can get the shot just right, and its in a lot of weird positions that happen to work well for the camera.

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  13. Concentration of the pool by StevenHenderson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I am guessing since most of these jobs have been farmed out, it has diluted the dissent in the job pool.

    I guess when that happens, the few people that still have jobs are quite grateful and enamored with them.

  14. Why would you want to telecommute? by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Telecommuting is overrated in a number of cases. I enjoy the ease of contact with my coworkers. Part of the draw of my current profession is that I work with funny, intelligent people.

    Working at home would likely be filled with endless distractions, mostly in the form of a two and seven-year-old who want to play Princess or Legos, respectively. Rarely does my coworker dress up in pink and demand they be called Princess Dave.

    1. Re:Why would you want to telecommute? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Rarely does my coworker dress up in pink and demand they be called Princess Dave.

      Yeah. Those casual Fridays are a bitch, aren't they?

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    2. Re:Why would you want to telecommute? by hal2814 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Do you bring your kids to the office with you? Then why are you expecting to watch them at home while you are working? Telecommuting is about working from home, not doing a few work-related tasks while you enjoy the rest of your day. It's about saving time and money on the commute and on office space. If you're getting distracted at home, then your home office is not set up properly or you're not working in that home office.

    3. Re:Why would you want to telecommute? by MCraigW · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You also need a spouse that understands that when you are in your home office, working, you are not available.

      Yeah, I can't work from home, because my wife refuses to understand that.

  15. Re:Software engineer vs. system administrator by eln · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've been both a software engineer and a system administrator/engineer. They both have their perks.

    Software engineering I think gives you more of a sense that you're working on something really big, and there's obviously a huge sense of accomplishment when something you spent a year writing is used by thousands of people. On the flip side, though, you have to work for a year or more pounding away at code, with no real sense of accomplishment other than passing milestones. Often times, even that gives you no real sense of a job well done, since time frames for milestones are often set unrealistically, so you end up feeling lousy about missing a milestone instead of good for hitting one.

    Then, there's the problem of usage. I've been a part of failed projects, and it can be gut wrenching. I've worked on applications that took 2 and 3 years to write, and ended up failing for various reasons. It sucks pouring so many hours into something and making all the sacrifices necessary to work 80 hour weeks just to have the project fail.

    Being an SA, on the other hand, has its own rewards and issues. First, most SAs (unless you're a junior grade) don't babysit servers all day long, they generally are working on various projects to build or improve systems. These projects tend to be of a shorter duration than software projects, so there is generally more of an immediate sense of accomplishment. Also, you tend to be closer to the user base, which means you can easily see people using something you built on a day to day basis and draw some sense of accomplishment from that.

    On the other hand, SAs also tend to be overworked, and can easily get caught up just trying to put out fires to maintain the servers rather than working on new and better things. A good SA will be able to stabilize things, but depending on the issue at hand that could take days or weeks or even months of very long hours before things return to where they should be. While a good SA will automate virtually every day to day task they can, sometimes they are too busy putting out fires to do so. This sort of thing can cause rapid burnout.

    I spent 5 year being an SA, then spent 5 years being a software engineer, and now I'm back to being an SA again. Chances are good I will eventually be a software engineer again at some point. Both jobs have their advantages, and depending on where you work, both jobs can generate basically the same salaries.

  16. Of course, there's still a gradient by saddino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even being a "Software Engineer" varies from the "coding monkey" who gets it from the man, or the "unemployed contractor" who can't find a job, to the "game company project manager" or "I run my own successful software business" types.

    All in all, it's a great job, agreed. But there's always a better title in the field, with better perks and better pay, and better everything.

    So keep coding your butts off. ;-)

  17. My ideal job by gregarican · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would be the guy in "Office Space" who went on to make his Jump to Conclusions game. He had a secretary who would gather the requirements from the customers. Then the secretary would take the gathered requirements and pass them along to the engineers. Oh wait, he was laid off. Forget what I said...

  18. Crap! by 0tim0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So this is as good as it gets?!

    --t

  19. puter nerd by stacybro · · Score: 5, Funny

    My 4 year old daughter walks up to me one day and say "Dad, Mom says you are a puter nerd, but it's OK cause you make lots of money..."

    1. Re:puter nerd by bladesjester · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No kidding. The "I married a good provider" thing annoys me.

      I've seen too many couples where that sentiment became more like "I married a guy who makes lots of money and is never home, so I can have both the cash and bed the people I *really* want to without his knowing" after a little while.

      I've seen too many friends get hurt because of things like that, and they never even realized that it was happening until it was too late. It's sad and depressing, and probably yet another reason I tend to be cynical.

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      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    2. Re:puter nerd by swb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't get it. Romantic love is a myth, she will never be into you "for you", just as you're unlikely to be "into her" for reasons that don't have something to do with tits, ass and a willingness to not embarass you in front of your friends.

      We're all driven by the biological imperitive -- reproduction. The priority list for women when it comes to reproduction unfortunately doesn't include your witty opinions, good taste in art or your skill at cunnilingus.

      What it does include is your ability to provide for the material well-being of her offspring. If you can cover that one, you're golden. She'll tolerate your ignorant opinions, bad hygiene and clumsy sexual technnique; do it well enough, and she will make you believe that you have the logic of Aristotle, the body of Adonis and the skills of Rocco Siffredi.

      Of course if you *can* provide for her offspring and you both know it, the trick of course is to make her sing for her supper.

    3. Re:puter nerd by nostriluu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not too surprised at your post, I've seen plenty of small minded people who've never met (or actually refuse to acknowledge) people outside their stereotypes, but the fact it was rated insightful is staggering.

      I'm just trying to guess what backward place you could be from where someone wouldn't tell you to "fuck off" if you thought about "making them sing," and people don't trade and value each other's conscious attributes.

  20. Abstract symbol manipulation by KenSeymour · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My degree is in Physics. In the process of getting my degree, I used
    tons and tons of algebra. Maybe other programmers think differently, but
    I find programming very mathmatical.

    1) Factoring lines of code out of loops or into methods
    2) Looking for invariants
    3) Commutation (can you switch the order of operations and get the same result)
    4) Being carefull about details
    5) Finding the mistakes (where did I pick up that incorrect factor of 2?)

    It is true that you might not use specific things you had in school (like F = mA).
    But I think doing a lot of math exercises the same parts of the brain as a lot of
    programming.

    As far as using libraries for sorting or collections, it is helpful to know how a linked list or a hash table is in order to choose the right collection.
    Or for that matter, knowing something about the performance of sorting algorithms in ordere to choose the right one.

    Hopefully, you found some of the topics covered in your degree as fun so it will not have been a complete waste if you don't ever use them at work.
    Imagine if you knew you would never do anything you didn't learn in school.

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    "We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." -- Albert Einstein
  21. Comp Sci. vs. Soft. Eng. by Tominva1045 · · Score: 2, Informative



    I understand what you are saying and think there are different perceptions about the terms. I too majored in CS but consider myself a software engineer. We started with 300, only 26 graduated (1990); 26 hours of math required.

    Perceptions (right or wrong):

    Software Engineer: plans, manages, and develops full end-to-end software work products. They work in industry where the phrase return-on-investment (ROI) is used daily, their organizations often answer to stock holders, and their reputation hinges on each successful effort.

    Computer Scientist: conducts research, often in government / educational / research facilities where the terms Grant and Research Funding are more often used and they can often obtain tenure (a secure position).

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    Cogito Ergo Sum
  22. software engineer vs. college professor by xPsi · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Obviously this isn't exactly a scientific ranking and is somewhat arbitrary. Nevertheless, it probably has some qualitative merit.

    But it seems odd: If you compare software engineer to college professor, it is clear, based on their data, that the 10-year growth parameter is fairly heavily weighted in their ranking since professor is equal or higher in all other areas.

    Software Engineer:
    average salary: $80.5k
    10-year growth: 46%
    Average annual job openings: 44.8k
    Stress: B
    Flexibility: B
    Creativity: A
    Ease of Entry: C

    College Professor:
    average salary: $81.5k
    10-year growth: 31%
    Average annual job openings: 95.3k
    Stress: B
    Flexibility: A
    Creativity: A
    Ease of Entry: C

    It seems like *if you had the job*, the quality of that job *right now* would be somewhat independent of the 10-year growth parameter. In that same spirit, if they folded in some "job security" parameter, it seems the tenture (or tenture-track) options of a professor would trump all others.

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    1. Re:software engineer vs. college professor by Gramie2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It strikes me as rather odd that the software engineer's "Ease of Entry" (open to everyone from high school drop-outs and up) is rated the same as a professor (minimum PhD for university, usually Master's for community college).

  23. World's Worst Job? by FloridaGamer · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..and the world's Worst Job, for the second year in a row, "Assistant Crack Whore".

    [/Norm MacDonald]

  24. Fastest Promo I Ever Got! by rhu · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I marched right in and asked the boss if I could be a software engineer. He said "What do thy do?" and I said "Same stuff I do", and he said "Sure!" so now I'm one of the few, the happy few! And to think, this morning I was just "the computer guy".

  25. Becoming a professor is HARD by Kupek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But they have it ranked as C, which I assume is average entry difficulty. According to their numbers, there are about 95,000 professor positions open every year. But that's not the whole picture: only a small fraction of that 95,000 are positions open to a particular person. In order to be a professor, you need to have a relatively narrow expertise. There will be few professor positions open in the country that want your particular expertise.

    I also think they underestimate the stress level of getting tenure. Getting tenure is a cutthroat process.

    For the record, I am a Computer Science graduate student.

  26. Re:Software engineer vs. system administrator by indifferent+children · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't think of it as "cleaning up the mess the last guy got fired for". Think of it as "making a mess, that is compatible with your prejudices, for your successor to clean-up."

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    Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. --Mark Twain
  27. Just Wait Until High-Definition Porn by Cranky+Weasel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't see Male Porn Star anywhere on the list...

    Oh sure, it looks glamorous when everything is slightly blurry. Wait until the first high definition porn titles become available and you can see all of the pimply, warty details. Suddenly being a "sanitation worker" isn't so bad.

  28. Humor: My Take by vinn · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought their choices were pretty good, but they completely screwed up with the reasoning behind the selections. Here's my take on it:

    1. Software engineer
    Congratulations, no one really knows what you do. As a software engineer you have carte blanche to fuck off. Don't like what you're working on? Tell your employer it'll take two years and 10 people to accomplish. No one will know the difference. Just remember, 10 minutes of inspiration gets more accomplished than a strong work ethic.

    2. College professor
    Congratulations, you figured out how to never leave college. Rather than figuring out how the real world operates you get to tell future generations how you wished it worked. It's the only job in the world where you can bang 18 year-olds for the rest of your life and simply be called 'eccentric'.

    3. Financial advisor
    Congratulations, you figured out how to be a criminal that gets a salary. Because, hey, no one really goes to jail for white collar crimes. Scraping a few pennies worth of commission from every trade is not only legal, it's expected. The best part: the only qualifications are you need is the ability to use Excel and wear a shit-eating grin. It's possibly the only job in the world where someone else will take a fall for your dirty deeds. Think Enron.

    4. Human resource management
    Congratulations, you're so good at covering your ass a company has hired you to cover theirs. When most people get frustrated at work they put their head down and mutter obscenities. Instead, you have the opportunity to fire the asshole who pissed you off. Furthermore, if you don't like your benefit package you can create your own.

    5. Physician's assistant
    Congratulations, you found a cover for being an escort. We all know you bought the nurse's outfit first and found the job second. Working bankers' hours gives you the ability to pursue more lucrative opportunities on the side.

    6. Market research analyst
    Congratulations, you figured out how to remove the stress and anxiety from marketing leaving you with pool parties and martinis. As an analyst, you get to try new products and impress your friends with the latest in cell phone technology. The best part: you'll still make plenty of money to pursue your coke habit.

    7. Computer IT analyst
    Congratulations, you figured out how to get a lucrative job in the IT market without any technical knowledge. As a translator between real people and the geeks you'll be revered by both. The real people will invite you to after work parties and give you an escape from nerddom. The geeks will be so thankful you've removed human interaction from their job they may let you play with their dual-core superpiplined hyperthreaded 64-bit processors.

    8. Real estate appraiser
    Congratulations, you've discovered the single career more criminal than financial advisor. You have more angles than a protractor. Not only do you get kickbacks, you have a waiting line. As if banks, insurers, and developers weren't enough, now you have every government agency on the Gulf Coast wanting to give you money for a job they've already done. Just remember, banks have to report every transaction over $10,000.

    9. Pharmacist
    Congratulations, you're a licensed drug dealer. You're college buddies are now serving mandatory minimums for selling a few tabs of acid at a Widespread show. Meanwhile, you're doling out Valium and Vicodin on a daily basis to the doctors' wives. If the people making the drugs have a stock symbol, it can't be that bad, right?

    10. Psychologist
    Congratulations, you found a way to get paid for kissing ass. This whole career was developed by a genius who figured out there was money to be made by telling codependents everything they wanted to hear. You have that special knack for convincing people their friends are wrong when they 'Get over it.'

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