Behavioral Interviews for New Hires?

banetbi asks: "I am a PHP developer and FreeBSD administrator, and have been looking for a new job for a couple of months. Finally, I got a call back from a company, but they want me to take an on-line questionnaire before I come in for an interview. After doing some research I found the company that makes the test and checked out their website. It looks like this is some sort of personality test (they call it an artificially intelligent behavioral analysis). What does my personality have to do with my ability to perform in a job? Have any of you had to take a personality test to get a job? Should I do it, or just keep looking?"

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I had one of those ...

[Mr.Surly]

... It didn't go so well:

Interviewer: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down...
Me: What one?
Interviewer: What?
Me: What desert?
Interviewer: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.
Me: But, how come I'd be there?
Interviewer: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...
Me: Tortoise? What's that?
Interviewer: You know what a turtle is?
Me: Of course!
Interviewer: Same thing.
Me: I've never seen a turtle. (pause) But I understand what you mean.
Interviewer: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
Me: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?
Interviewer: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING?
Interviewer: I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?
Interviewer: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. (pause) Shall we continue?


It went down hill from there. Needless to say, I didn't get the job.

Re:I had one of those ...

[Trifthen]

Gotta love "tests" that provide completely artificial situations that would never occur, with actions you'd never perform, and supposedly gauge your personality or other metal capacity. It should go more like this:

Interviewer: You're currently raping a quadrapalegic twelve-year-old girl who's recently had her family murdered right in front of her, and...
Me: I'm WHAT!?
Interviewer: Please don't interrupt. This test is designed with situations which provoke an emotional response. These answers are very important to us!
Me: You and your company are clearly insane. How's that for an emotional response?

Sample question

[rlp]

...
24. Jack calls and says "DON'T TELL ANYONE I called. Just re-position the satellite" Do you:

a) Hang up on Jack
b) Call Division and give them Jack's location
c) Tell Edgar to do it
d) Re-position the satellite

Re:"Behavioural" questions at an interview

[Savantissimo]

Some suggestions:

Tell me about a time the system crushed your spirit and turned you into a bitter misanthrope.

Tell me about a time you overcame your bitter misanthropy and pretended to care about management's fad du jour.

What is the most entertaining pointed question you ever asked management in a meeting?

Have you played buzzword bingo?

Brainstorm how your diversity will synergize customer-focused quality transactions with our core competencies.

Tell me about a flawed evaluation metric [bingo!] you have seen and what it actually rewarded.

How do you prefer to procrastinate?

If you were to "sell out", how much would you want? No, really - how much?