McNealy Steps Down as Sun Microsystems CEO
SlashdotOgre writes "Mercury News reports that Scott McNealy, CEO of Sun Microsystems, will be stepping down from his role as CEO. McNealy will continue as chairman, and fellow co-founder Jonathan Schwartz will now take the helm."
Knowing that Scott was his only barrier to TWD (Total World Domination) apart from Bill The Gates, Larry Ellison seizes the moment to purchase the once-vaunted Stanford University Network for an undisclosed sum and a few cases of Jolt Cola.
.NET division of Microsoft as "C# evangelist."
Scott, meanwhile, is rumored to be now working as "technology consultant" for the
The Kai's Semi-Updated Website Thingy
Good riddance and may the Schwartz be with you (ASAP).
"Since joining Sun in 1996, Jonathan has been a driving force within the Company. His leadership has been instrumental in streamlining Sun's operations, building a solidly competitive product line, securing key acquisitions and major partner relationships and positioning us globally and across industries to reap the benefits of the networked marketplace," said McNealy.
That much PR bullshit barfed in one statement tells me the actual translation is:
"I leave this company in a mess. Jonathan is the one in deep doodoo now, and I'm bloody out here. Farewell sucker."
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
his job before Sun... at a dog food company
I wonder if they ate their own dog food?
try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
save the date, August 26th 2006, for he McNeally-Fiorina wedding.