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Judge Creates Own Da Vinci Code

xmedar writes "The BBC is reporting that the judge who presided over the recent Da Vinci Code plagiarism case used steganography to embed his own code in the judgment using italic text in random places throughout the text. The full text of the code reads 'smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz' if you want to have a go at cracking it." From the article: "Although he would not be drawn on his code and its meaning, Mr Justice Smith said he would probably confirm it if someone cracked it, which was 'not a difficult thing to do'. In March, he presided over a High Court case brought by authors Michael Baigent and Richard Leigh, who claimed Dan Brown plagiarized their own historical book for The Da Vinci Code."

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  1. It's not ROT13 by griffjon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which only turns it into "nrvrkgbfgcfnpternzdjsxnqczdm"

    I checked double, triple and even quadruple ROT13, too! No luck!! ;)

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    1. Re:It's not ROT13 by griffjon · · Score: 2, Funny

      IANAL, but I'm pretty sure "rotating" a 13 year old is not legal.

      As for the AC: please be aware that the post you responded to was encrypted with two rounds of ROT-13 encryption, and by reading and responding to it, you have broken that encryption and thereby infringed upon my legal rights as granted by the DMCA. My lawyers will be in contact.

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  2. Smithy Code? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Funny
    The line in the summary "The full text of the code reads 'smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz' if you want to have a go at cracking it." seems to be contradicted by the linked article
    Italicised letters in the first few pages spell out "Smithy Code", while the following pages also contain marked out letters.
    I would not have a go at cracking what's in the slashdot summary (if it's missing one letter who know's what else is wrong)

    Offtopic: For those unsure about whether Dan Brown is a fool or a genius, I offer a quote from Digital Fortress:
    "We've got a five-tier level of defense," Jabba explained. "A primary Bastion Host, two sets of packet filtersfor FTP and X-eleven, a tunnel block, and finally a PEM-based authorization window right off the Truffle project. The outside shield that's disappearing represents the exposed host.It's practically gone. Within the hour, all five shields will follow. After that, the world pours in. Every byte of NSA data becomes public domain.
    You cannot make this stuff up :-)
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    1. Re:Smithy Code? by fatduck · · Score: 4, Funny

      While the five-tier defense system of the NSA computer network is well-publicized, few people know about the hidden "sixth tier" of defense run by the sysadmin superman "The Plague" It is comprised mainly of an overwhelming number of "garbage files" to muddle even the most leet hax0r. It seems quite unlikely that anyone will ever hack the Gibson.

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    2. Re:Smithy Code? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 3, Funny
      It seems quite unlikely that anyone will ever hack the Gibson.

      And even if they do, the resultant files will likely be in Aramaic or some obscure, ancient Mayan language.

    3. Re:Smithy Code? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only example of popular fiction that I can think of that contains a believable depiction of an IT system is Jurassic Park - the novel, not the movie.

      Oh yes, Michael Chricton is just the person I'd point to for realistic portrayals of science in popular fiction.

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    4. Re:Smithy Code? by phong3d · · Score: 4, Funny
      Oh, come on, name me one major hollywood movie with more realistic IT in it.

      The First Wives Club. At one point in the movie, one of the characters is in her husband's office. She opens up a document in Microsoft Word and saves it to a disk.

    5. Re:Smithy Code? by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's because those crafty marketing people at the editing house keep changing the book covers.

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    6. Re:Smithy Code? by castoridae · · Score: 2, Funny

      > The woman is also hot.

      That's just for believability. Who would buy a well-educated PhD-type woman who wasn't a world-class hottie? :-)

    7. Re:Smithy Code? by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny
      At one point in the movie, one of the characters is in her husband's office. She opens up a document in Microsoft Word and saves it to a disk.

      Oh, come on. When is the last time you saw a Microsoft Word document that was small enough to fit on a floppy?

    8. Re: Smithy Code? by Sheriff+Fatman · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's your standard Linux distro ought to include the mystical "tawgo" command. Anyone who can actually keep up with the command-line will get the joke, and it'll look just like ordinary movie computer fluff to everyone else...

      [root@fortress]$ cd /home/dr.evil/
      [root@fortress]$ tawgo "PREPARING TO COPY SECRET FILES..."
      [root@fortress]$ cp -Rf * /mnt/floppy
      [root@fortress]$ tawgo "SECRET FILES COPIED"

      [root@fortress]$ tawgo --help

      tawgo: Tell Audience What's Going On

      Usage: tawgo [option] MESSAGE

      Displays MESSAGE in big bright coloured letters, probably in some sort of futuristic animated dialog box.

      -a --animation Show cheesy animation
      -w --warning Use yellow & black warning stripes
      -s --self-destruct Initiate fake countdown sequence
      -v --voice Reads MESSAGE in a Female Computer Voice

      Use -v -s if you need Female Computer Voice counting down the seconds to our hero's impending destruction.

      [root@fortress]$ tawgo "INITIATING SATELLITE ALIGNMENT"
      [root@fortress]$ /usr/sbin/comsatctl -a --lat=324.3 --lon=213.4
      [root@fortress]$ tawgo "SATELLITE ALIGNED."
      [root@fortress]$ tawgo "BEGINNING FIRING SEQUENCE"
      [root@fortress]$ /usr/sbin/comsatctl --target 01 -n

      It'd save them a fortune on getting media companies to hack up fake OS screens in Flash as well...

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    9. Re:Smithy Code? by linvir · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shows how much you know - it was quite obviously written in Java. "Write once, crash anywhere".

    10. Re:Smithy Code? by iphayd · · Score: 1, Funny

      He finished with Harry Potter?

  3. I cracked it! by Mazzie · · Score: 1, Funny

    smithcodeJaeiextostpsacgreamqwfkadpmqz = "Can't we all just get along?"

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  4. I've solved it... by dsginter · · Score: 5, Funny
    The output is as follows:
    All your case are belong to us!
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    1. Re:I've solved it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or take off every 'Wig'...

    2. Re:I've solved it... by Loko+Draucarn · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, with my One-Time-Pad cracking algorithm, I've found that the message is "whycouldntIhavebeenadoctorlikemomtoldme"

  5. Re:Coolest Judge Ever? by propellerhead_prime · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, if you RTFA you would see that what's in the summary doesn't match the summary. So I see your 'Fucking retard' comment and raise you with 'stop being a total dumbass'

  6. Re:too much time on their hands? by OzPeter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, but funding doesn't always help you in the legal process. What we need is smarter people who can read betwen the lines and check out what is really being said. Why don't people realise that lack of intelligence is what the problem is actually about>

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  7. Re:too much time on their hands? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 3, Funny

    Surely, it is about more than funding, but I don't think you can say its a just matter of intelligence, primarily.

    I'd reckon it falls somewhere in the middle; that its mostly a management issue.

  8. Re:Coolest Judge Ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then tell us which one he's making fun of.

    Sorry, didn't mean to end a sentence with a prepostition.

    Then tell us which one he's making fun of, asshole.

  9. Dan Brown, Artiste! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A telephone is ringing in the darkness -- a tinny, unfamiliar ring. I fumble for the bedside lamp and turn it on. Squinting at my surroundings I see a plush Renaissance bedroom with exquisite Louis IX furniture, hand-frescoed walls, and a mahogany four-poster bed with a person in it, who is me, Dan Brown, the master storyteller and a bestselling author whose talent for dialogue and depth of characterization exceed even Tom Clancy at his finest. The jacquard bathrobe hanging on the bedpost bears the monogram: HOTEL RITZ PARIS.

    Where the hell am I?

    The cobwebs in my head blow away, like candles in the wind. Oh, that's right, I am in my New England bedroom recovering from a trip to the world renowned city of Paris, where I attended a lecture given by world renowned Harvard religious symbologist Robert Langdon, who gave me an idea for a novel about religious symbology. On my bedside table I see Umberto Eco's Foucault's Pendulum ... It's really difficult to read. How I wish someone would write a dumbed-down version!

    Hello?

    I pick up the phone. "Monsieur?", says the voice. "Sir, an important man is here to see you, s'il vous plait?" I wish Juanita would stop putting on a French accent. "A very important man," she pressed. That could only be my friend, Sir Leigh Teabing, the Royal Historian and Ambassador-Plenipotentiary to the Exchequer. He was awarded a knightency by Queen Elizabeth the II for his amazing volume on the House of Percy, in which he revealed for the first time the ninth earl's involvement in a Rosicrucian-Illuminati-Masonic conspiracy to do, er, something or other.

    "Good evening, old fruit!," he exclaimed as he shimmered in, his monocle popping out. "I say, how the devil are you, old bean? Lawks-a-mercy, had a spot of bother getting up the apples and pears, don't you know! Good lord, is that settee kosher or wot? Must 'ave a knees-up round the old Joanna, eh!" (Did I not already tell you my research skills are second to none?: I based this dialogue on The Code of the Woosters, a useful compendium of contemporary slang). His manservant, Rémy Legaludec, stood by, menacingly. I don't trust him. Rémy, I mean, not Sir Teabing, who is as straight as a piece of string.

    But who was the femme fatale (fatal woman) accompanying him? She looked familiar, like a beautiful Jacques Saunière, world renowned curator of the Louvre (the Louvre), the world renowned art museum in Paris. "Ah, 'alo, 'alo, monsieur (Mister), my name is Sophie Neveu," she said in flawless English, "I studied at the Royal Holloway." There is a sadness about her, as if she were about to find out her grandfather had been shot by a psychotic albino assassin working for Opus Dei -- hey, it happens -- but on the outside she smiles enigmatically, like Amon L'Isa.

    Sophie took off her glasses, the ones that made her look like the renowned French government cryptographer she was. "My God," I said, "you're beautiful." "Thank you," she said, tossing her mane of thick burgundy hair playfully. Her playfulness disguised the haunting memory of witnessing her beloved grandfather participating in a bizarre sex ritual, but I wasn't to know that, though I thought I'd mention it now to keep the narrative tension at fever pitch. See, that's what good writing is all about.

    Sir Teabing was also a sight for sore eyes. I wanted to pick his brains about an idea I'd had for a new bestselling book. "Sir Teabing," I said to the Royal British Knight of the Realm, "I'd like to pick your brains about an idea I've had for a new bestselling book."

    "O, Jubilate!," Sir Teabing said. "Fire away!, as we used to say on the hunting-fields of Eton College, the world renowned school for the British upper-crust."

    "From my researches at the Institute of Historical Review, and with the help of world renowned scholar David Irving, I've discovered the existence of a secret cabal -- known as 'Jews' -- which controls the destiny of the world through its factotum, an entity called 'Israel' that worship

  10. I got it! by jpellino · · Score: 5, Funny

    d-r-i-n-k-m-o-r-e-o-v-a-l-t-i-n-e !

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  11. Re:too much time on their hands? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Although, speaking of severe, horrific,ubiquitous legal forums, it remains to be seen which of the two well funded legal teams has enough capital to really win this case through successful legal obfuscation.

  12. Re:Coolest Judge Ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I see your 'Fucking retard' comment and raise you with 'stop being a total dumbass'

    Woah. This is getting too rich for me. I fold...

  13. Obligatory: by jbeaupre · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mr Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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  14. 4 8 15 16 23 42 by dep01 · · Score: 3, Funny

    i'm pretty sure it has something to do with those numbers in Lost...

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  15. It IS ROT13!!! by Descalzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's fhqwhgads' brother.

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  16. Re:More Clues by tddoog · · Score: 5, Funny
    What an asshole.

    The judge, who is 53 and lists some of his hobbies as reading military history and the sinking of the Titanic,...

    I just can't respect a person who sinks cruise liners and kills thousands as a hobby.

    That seems more like work to me:)

  17. Partial Decryption by Kinthelt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, using "SMITHCODE" as the key to a Vigenere cipher, I managed to get a partial decryption:

    ISALQRAPPXGSJZPQNIYKXRTBBJMH

    As you can plainly see, the first three words are: "Is All Crap"

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  18. The Truth Of Judge Life by boxxa · · Score: 2, Funny

    S o this is what al l these judges do in their free time. It was my impression th a t they sh oul d be more intrested in the case, n o t working on secre t codes.

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  19. that's not a secret code.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    that there is welsh for "decrypt this suckers"

  20. Re:A Codesmith Exists by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny
    Take letters on the keyboard next to 'qwfkadpmqz' to get 'asriseonas' which is then combined with 'Jaeotpcgream' to form 'jaeotpcgreamasriseonas'

    ...which is clearly an anagram for "masons jar epic ogre at sea", referring to their role in overthrowing the British empire through a series of clever but obscure naval battles.

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  21. Re:too much time on their hands? by LoyalOpposition · · Score: 3, Funny
    I think you should have italicised one of those spaces.

    -Loyal

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  22. Look Closer.... by KJSwartz · · Score: 2, Funny

    There were tons of italicized spaces.

    Just thought you wanted to know (something useful)...

  23. Call the NSA by robpoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll bet the NSA already analyzed the code .. just call them and ask for the decryption for i(NO CARRIER)

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  24. What it is by sjk8990 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

  25. I cracked it by Drunkulus · · Score: 2, Funny


    "Drink more Ovaltine"

  26. Crap. by krewemaynard · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would like to take the opportunity provided by this nitpicking thread to request that the powers-that-be here at Slashdot kindly provide us with collapsible threads. That way, next time I see a preposition joke (and a good one too, GP) attacked by the grammar impaired, I can safely collapse the thread and relax, knowing I won't miss anything of any substance whatsoever.

    Plus, I'm lazy and don't like to scroll.

    Thank you.

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