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Software Lets Programmers Code Hands-free

Yetihehe writes "New Scientist is reporting about a new speech recognition tool that promises to let programmers write clean code without ever having to lay a finger on their keyboard. 'The tool, called VoiceCode, has been developed to help programmers with repetitive strain injury (RSI). This is a common affliction for people who spend a lot of time using a keyboard or mouse and causes pain in muscles, tendons and nerves in a sufferer's arms and back. Some estimates suggest 22% of all US computer programmers, or 100,000 people, suffer from the condition.'"

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  1. Alright! by TechnoGuyRob · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pound include less than -- unf -- io -- unf -- stream greater than character return new line feed -- unf -- pound include -- AW SHIT ALL OVER THE KEYBOA--NO MOM, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!

  2. Really bad idea. by serial_crusher · · Score: 5, Funny

    My workplace is constantly bombarded by the sound of several Indian guys arguing about mundane stuff such as coding conventions and color schemes. I really don't need my computer thinking that's me talking.

    1. Re:Really bad idea. by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 5, Funny
      Problem with C++ and other case sensitive languages would be also how the upper and lower case letters are entered.
      For uppercase you just have to SHOUT.
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      It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
  3. failed compile by Khashishi · · Score: 5, Funny

    void calculate_offsets(Node *foo) {
          int dummy;
          double buffer[ Hey, Smith, what, are; you doing there;
          damn(it)->im.busy_coding.here;
    }

    E443 2:12 syntax error after [

  4. Is actually for... by x2A · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...finally being able to safely program whilst driving! Woot!

    Would finally mean that people learn the difference between brackets, braces, and parenthesis\

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    The revolution will not be televised... but it will have a page on Wikipedia
  5. For, four, fore! by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

    "For x equals two two to"

    FOR X = 2 to 2

    "Erase word, erase word, erase word"

    FOR X =

    "Twentytwo to"

    FOR X = 222

    "Erase word"

    FOR X =

    "Open parenthesis eleven times two close parenthesis"

    FOR X = ((((((((((())

    "Son of a.."

  6. Re:Not _Exactly_ Hands Free by bcat24 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heh, that reminds me of a UserFriendly strip. OK, here it is.

    Voice recognition software: Welcome to Naughty Wibbling Dot Com!

    Mike: Close browser, close browser, close browser, close browser, close browser, close browser, ...

  7. Re:Repeatative Tongue Disorder by TechnoGuyRob · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next thing you know, software development will be hazardous to your tongue and mouth in general.

    As much as we like to hope for "getting risky with our tongues and mouths," we're programmers; we know that's never going to happen.

  8. How $` $] brilliant by DysenteryInTheRanks · · Score: 5, Funny
    I program in Perl, you insensitive clods!

    Try saying $|++; $@?@^W--:!s/$#_/$_/g while <>; for 3000 lines !

    My throat will never recover!

    1. Re:How $` $] brilliant by numbware · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's still possible to code Perl hands-free. Try using your forehead. Trust me, you'll hit the right keys.

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      I'm going to go create my own technology news site, with blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the news site.
  9. Re:Escape mode by x2A · · Score: 4, Funny

    ooo what about REGEX??!!

    Tha's gonna hurt!

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    The revolution will not be televised... but it will have a page on Wikipedia
  10. Re:Identifiers by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 3, Funny
    I can't wait to see people trying to pronounce some of the stdlib functions, not to mention some of the other goofy things that people generally use.
    It will give new meaning to the "curses" library.
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  11. Re:Why code dictation is so hard by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny
    "if current record number is less than max offset do the following"

    This is both shorter to utter and less cognitively demanding.

    And I bet it works, too. Now back to my code...
    for i = 1 to numOfPigs
      if pig[i].altitude > 0
    ...
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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."