Software Lets Programmers Code Hands-free
Yetihehe writes "New Scientist is reporting about a new speech recognition tool that promises to let programmers write clean code without ever having to lay a finger on their keyboard. 'The tool, called VoiceCode, has been developed to help programmers with repetitive strain injury (RSI). This is a common affliction for people who spend a lot of time using a keyboard or mouse and causes pain in muscles, tendons and nerves in a sufferer's arms and back. Some estimates suggest 22% of all US computer programmers, or 100,000 people, suffer from the condition.'"
My workplace is constantly bombarded by the sound of several Indian guys arguing about mundane stuff such as coding conventions and color schemes. I really don't need my computer thinking that's me talking.
void calculate_offsets(Node *foo) {
int dummy;
double buffer[ Hey, Smith, what, are; you doing there;
damn(it)->im.busy_coding.here;
}
E443 2:12 syntax error after [
...finally being able to safely program whilst driving! Woot!
Would finally mean that people learn the difference between brackets, braces, and parenthesis\
The revolution will not be televised... but it will have a page on Wikipedia
"For x equals two two to"
FOR X = 2 to 2
"Erase word, erase word, erase word"
FOR X =
"Twentytwo to"
FOR X = 222
"Erase word"
FOR X =
"Open parenthesis eleven times two close parenthesis"
FOR X = ((((((((((())
"Son of a.."
https://www.eff.org/https-everywhere
Heh, that reminds me of a UserFriendly strip. OK, here it is.
...
Voice recognition software: Welcome to Naughty Wibbling Dot Com!
Mike: Close browser, close browser, close browser, close browser, close browser, close browser,
Try saying $|++; $@?@^W--:!s/$#_/$_/g while <>; for 3000 lines !
My throat will never recover!