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Software Lets Programmers Code Hands-free

Yetihehe writes "New Scientist is reporting about a new speech recognition tool that promises to let programmers write clean code without ever having to lay a finger on their keyboard. 'The tool, called VoiceCode, has been developed to help programmers with repetitive strain injury (RSI). This is a common affliction for people who spend a lot of time using a keyboard or mouse and causes pain in muscles, tendons and nerves in a sufferer's arms and back. Some estimates suggest 22% of all US computer programmers, or 100,000 people, suffer from the condition.'"

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  1. Really bad idea. by serial_crusher · · Score: 5, Funny

    My workplace is constantly bombarded by the sound of several Indian guys arguing about mundane stuff such as coding conventions and color schemes. I really don't need my computer thinking that's me talking.

    1. Re:Really bad idea. by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 5, Funny
      Problem with C++ and other case sensitive languages would be also how the upper and lower case letters are entered.
      For uppercase you just have to SHOUT.
      --
      It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
  2. failed compile by Khashishi · · Score: 5, Funny

    void calculate_offsets(Node *foo) {
          int dummy;
          double buffer[ Hey, Smith, what, are; you doing there;
          damn(it)->im.busy_coding.here;
    }

    E443 2:12 syntax error after [

  3. Is actually for... by x2A · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...finally being able to safely program whilst driving! Woot!

    Would finally mean that people learn the difference between brackets, braces, and parenthesis\

    --
    The revolution will not be televised... but it will have a page on Wikipedia
  4. For, four, fore! by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

    "For x equals two two to"

    FOR X = 2 to 2

    "Erase word, erase word, erase word"

    FOR X =

    "Twentytwo to"

    FOR X = 222

    "Erase word"

    FOR X =

    "Open parenthesis eleven times two close parenthesis"

    FOR X = ((((((((((())

    "Son of a.."

  5. Re:Not _Exactly_ Hands Free by bcat24 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heh, that reminds me of a UserFriendly strip. OK, here it is.

    Voice recognition software: Welcome to Naughty Wibbling Dot Com!

    Mike: Close browser, close browser, close browser, close browser, close browser, close browser, ...

  6. How $` $] brilliant by DysenteryInTheRanks · · Score: 5, Funny
    I program in Perl, you insensitive clods!

    Try saying $|++; $@?@^W--:!s/$#_/$_/g while <>; for 3000 lines !

    My throat will never recover!

    1. Re:How $` $] brilliant by numbware · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's still possible to code Perl hands-free. Try using your forehead. Trust me, you'll hit the right keys.

      --
      I'm going to go create my own technology news site, with blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the news site.