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Multi-threaded Programming Makes You Crazy?

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the doing-it-better dept.

gduranceau writes "Help! My program deadlocks! I got several concurrent threads that write the same variable! Everything goes well on my mono processor but becomes an incredible mess on that 16 CPU monster! And of course, as soon as I add traces, problems disappear... Don't panic! Calm down and take a deep breath. "

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  1. All good programmers... by Nephroth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are a little mad anyway ;)

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    1. Re:All good programmers... by temojen · · Score: 2, Funny

      No proberen and no verhogen make software something something

      Go crazy?

      Don't mind if I do!!!

  2. Multi-threaded Programmation Makes Me Crazy? by Mortice · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, this title does. Is a Sentence? Is a Question? Why There a Space Before the Question Mark? What 'Programmation'?

    1. Re:Multi-threaded Programmation Makes Me Crazy? by mooingyak · · Score: 4, Funny

      Title is description! Describes producte! Tells you what does! How it helpes you! Programmation is programming with exclamation!

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  3. Five words... by Inverted+Intellect · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashvertismentation.

    These words are fillers.

  4. Re:Does this article have any useful info? by Virak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Useful information? On slashdot? You must be new here.

  5. Re:Link to the home page would be nice by IDontAgreeWithYou · · Score: 2, Funny
    Fortunately, here is there website.

    Here is there?... then where is there?
    Here?
    What happened to there?
    Who's on first?

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