Multi-threaded Programming Makes You Crazy?
gduranceau writes "Help! My program deadlocks! I got several concurrent threads that write the same variable! Everything goes well on my mono processor but becomes an incredible mess on that 16 CPU monster! And of course, as soon as I add traces, problems disappear... Don't panic! Calm down and take a deep breath. "
Then read slashdot!
"Programmation" isn't even a word.
"Take a deep breathe?"
No thanks, I think I'll go loose my mind instead.
Take a deep "breathe"?
Don't know how to multi-thread, can't spell: these fellows practically ooze competence. Perhaps the title should just be "soon-to-be ex-comp-sci majors vent"
There's nothing wrong with multithreading I like pie gold is shiny I have a friend named Brad I'm a little bit thirsty Gene Hackman is a damn fine actor paper is useful green apples are yummy I love my cats.
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