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ESRB Changes Oblivion's Rating to 'Mature'

kukyfrope writes "Perhaps reacting based on the debacle that was the 'Hot Coffee' scandal, the ESRB today changed the rating on The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion from Teen to Mature. From the article: 'The content causing the ESRB to change the rating involves more detailed depictions of blood and gore than were considered in the original rating, as well as the presence of a locked-out art file or 'skin' that, if accessed through a third party modification to the PC version of the game, allows the user to play with topless versions of female characters,' said the ESRB in a release."

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  1. So this out yet? by ZiakII · · Score: 5, Funny

    if accessed through a third party modification to the PC version of the game, allows the user to play with topless versions of female characters,' said the ESRB in a release.

    So is this out yet?.....

    1. Re:So this out yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      allows the user to play with topless versions of female characters

      The change in rating is to prevent younger players getting scared by all those women with their heads missing.

    2. Re:So this out yet? by beoswulf · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Half the population has..."? It seems American education is sorely lacking to the point you are unaware that we men have nipples too! And with half of males overweight the boobed population of adults increases to at least 70% after taking into account flat chested women.

    3. Re:So this out yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      In other news, the Disney Magazine is no longer to be sold to minors in stores, due to new information showing that it's possible to buy a copy of Hustler, cut out all the tits, and glue them on to Mickey's face.

    4. Re:So this out yet? by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here is what they look like:

      Warning: NOT SAFE FOR WORK

      . .

      You have been tainted for life!

  2. mmmm by GmAz · · Score: 3, Funny

    MMMMMMM...polygon'd boobies!!!

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    1. Re:mmmm by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Funny

      MMMMMMM...polygon'd boobies!!!

      One may laugh, but...

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  3. When I was your age by Burlap · · Score: 5, Funny

    virtual boobs only had 5 polygons and we had to walk to school up hill, both ways!

    1. Re:When I was your age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      5 polygons? Luxury! When I was a lad, we had boobs made of 5 PIXELS, and every day when we'd get home from the coal mine, our father would kill us, and then send us to bed without letting us even glance at the 5-pixel boobies on our monochrome displays!

    2. Re:When I was your age by MarkTina · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Pixels!" LUXURY! When I was a kid the boobies were made up of ASCII characters! Any my dad would beat us to death, bury us in the garden under 10 feet of ice and not even tell us the boobies existed till spring!

    3. Re:When I was your age by Pneuma+ROCKS · · Score: 2, Funny

      ASCII? In my day we had to see the boobies in binary! We had to bang our heads against the screen to make them jiggle, and we liked it!

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  4. Nudity is fine by foundme · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's the marriage with an Orc that summons a Mature rating.

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    1. Re:Nudity is fine by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why? I know plenty of women married to Orcs.

  5. Re:Any game? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's crack Microsoft Word to make Clippy flash us on command. We can finally bring those fuckers down!

  6. Breasts! OMG! by Tom · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because, you know, you can't possibly confront young people with images of something they've sucked on 10 years ago.

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  7. 3rd party modification? by hunterx11 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have been told by reliable sources that the ESRB rating board in fact contains nudity, and that it can be unlocked simply by undressing the board members. I must therefore recommend that this story be rated M, and that /. prevent minors from reading it.

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  8. False claims by Ralph+Yarro · · Score: 5, Funny

    the PC version will carry an additional content descriptor for Nudity

    If the nudity isn't available in the basic game but needs a third party hack, isn't it false advertising to claim "nudity" on the box? I'd expect a refund if I bought this and found no nudity included.

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  9. It's OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    As long as it's one Orc.

    Polyorcamy would warrant mature in this political climate.

  10. Hot Mead? by shoptroll · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone up for labeling this scandal "Hot Mead"?

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    1. Re:Hot Mead? by LarsWestergren · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anyone up for labeling this scandal "Hot Mead"?

      Hot skooma! Just to confuse those who haven't played the game.

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  11. Screw that, Minesweeper Boobies!!! by winmine · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh noes! Quick ESRB, slap minesweeper with an M rating!

  12. This sick filth must stop! by Channard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why, only yesterday I was sickened to find that by cutting out and supergluing the centrefolds from 'Playboy' onto my television, I was able to turn the supposedly child-friendly film 'Bambi' into a cornucopia of filth. I have written to the head of Disney to complain and will be protesting outside my local Best Buy to demand this sick spectacle be taken off store shelves.

  13. Woohoo! by idonthack · · Score: 2, Funny
    That said, some times we are so fucking uptight that if you shoved a lump a coal up the average American's ass, in two weeks you would have a diamond.
    I'm rich!!!
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  14. Re:Great idea... by orkysoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    I read that the ESRB rates games by watching game footage, not by actually playing it. That does explain why they never found out about the secret nude Mc. PacMan level... ;-)

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  15. You think that's bad... Atari Prior Art! by JonTurner · · Score: 1, Funny

    I hate to break it to you, but FROGGER was completely nude. And don't get me started about Donkey Kong!

    It's shocking, I tell you.

  16. Re:Europeans watch with mouths agape by beoswulf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Please, Your Majesty, I know that I, like many other Americans, have behaved like a total buffoon. But we Americans are England's children. I know we don't call as often as we should and we aren't as well- behaved as our goody two-shoes brother, Canada -- who, by the way, has never had a girlfriend -- I'm just sayin'! But, please, find it in your jewel-encrusted heart to forgive me. And on another note, in 30 years when European women are forced to cover from head to toe those glimpses of an American hottie's calves and ankles are going to look pretty sweet!

  17. If I modded my pants... by Sathias · · Score: 2, Funny

    1/ If you mod Oblivion you can unlock nudity skins, so they need to treat Oblivion as if people will do so.
    2/ If I modded my pants I could cut out the crotch so my old feller is hanging out for all to see. Does that mean I should be treated as if I will and locked up for potential indecent exposure?
    3/ And if its possible for me to do this, its also nothing stopping Jack Thompson from doing this.

    Conclusion: If Oblivion is classified as mature for potential modded nudity, Jack Thompson needs to be locked up for indecent exposure. It's amazing how ironic the world is when you use specious logic.

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  18. Re:idiot by DrEldarion · · Score: 3, Funny

    Freud would like a word with you.

    So would Oedipus.

  19. Ooh yeah by Spacejock · · Score: 2, Funny

    allows the user to play with topless versions of female characters

    Now there's a candidate for rephrasing if ever I heard one.

  20. Re:Slap an M on my ass, under my clothes I'm naked by triffid_98 · · Score: 2, Funny
    With your reasoning it is perfectly reasonable to claim that sex doesn't matter as well, because after all it is natural and everyone does it, yes even 14 year olds, Oh my gosh!!!


    Personally, I believe this has a lot to do with the aging of America. The same dorks that were getting wasted and making babies in the 60's are now called Senator and/or Mr. President. Bush talking about the evils of drug abuse sounds about as believable to me as Shwartzenager talking about the evils of steroid abuse.
  21. Re:Europeans watch with mouths agape by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

    So which continent is that, genius? Brittanica?

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  22. Re:Any game? by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1, Funny
    Is it better that people see rotting corpses with their ribs hanging out, go around smashing people with a giant hammer and so forth, or that they, god forbid, see a pair of breasts.

    You fail your American citizenship test. The answer should be obvious. Violence good. Sex bad.