Software Options for Operating a Mid-Sized Hotel?
curly_dan asks: "Can readers recommend any software packages suitable for a mid-sized hotel (100 rooms + restaurant + bar + function rooms) to use for checking guests in/out, billing, housekeeping, reservations, financial accounting and all other necessary functions for a busy hotel? Their existing system (which I don't want to name) is clunky, fails often, and the telephone support team seem unable to use or configure their own product and are frequently rude to the hotel staff. I'm interested in hearing the experiences on the software packages those of you in this business have encountered."
Stop using MS Office for your hotel.
You're not getting anything past anybody by not naming it.
Note to mods: I'm probably being sarcastic.
We know lots about hotels! Cheap ones anyway..... NOT THAT I'VE EVER BEEN TO ONE.
Honesty may be the best policy, but by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy.
We may know software, but we know shit about hotels
Perhaps he's hoping one of us stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Trolling is a art,
There was a wonderful looking, easy to use system documented a while ago on The Daily WTF. It was even shown to have a truly elegant architecture. Check it out, you'll definitely be surprised!
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Manuel: Qué?
Mrs Richards: What?
Manuel: Qué?
Mrs Richards: "K"?
Manuel: Sí.
Mrs Richards: "C"?
[Manuel nods.]
Mrs Richards: "KC"?
[Manuel looks puzzled.]
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Manuel: Qué?
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Mrs Richards: What?
Manuel: Fawlty.
Mrs Richards: What are you talking about, you silly little man?!
[She turns to hotel maid Polly.]
Mrs Richards: What is going on here? I ask him for my room, and he tells me the manager's a "Mr Watt", aged forty.
Manuel: No, no. Fawlty.
Mrs Richards: Faulty? What's wrong with him?
Polly: It's alright, Mrs Richards. He's from Barcelona.
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