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Best Buy Invaded By Blue Shirt Improv Artists

deviantphil writes "About 80 Improv Everywhere agents invaded their local Best Buy store wearing blue shirts and Khakis. Eventually they were asked to leave, but not before capturing some great photos and video." From the article: "Security guards and managers started talking to each other frantically on their walkie-talkies and headsets. 'Thomas Crown Affair! Thomas Crown Affair!,' one employee shouted. They were worried that were using our fake uniforms to stage some type of elaborate heist. 'I want every available employee out on the floor RIGHT NOW!'" Their inspired cellphone symphony from this February is also well worth checking out.

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  1. Is this isn't News for Nerds ... by Hulkster · · Score: 3, Funny
    Then I don't know what is ... ;-)

    Well done Improv'ers ...

  2. Re:My mother sent me two Geek Squad shirts... by Kremit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Also, can't this be considered Slashdoting something physically.

    Only if the customers starting using so much electricity that the building started to melt :)

  3. Manager called 911 by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jeez, she should be fined.

    "Is this an emergency?"
    "Dear lord YES! there are people wearing Blue Shirt and Khakis! KAHKIS!!!"

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    1. Re:Manager called 911 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's not quite as good as when they invaded the Virgin MegaStore and performed a choreographed dance at the listening stations. The manager also freaked out and called the police, resulting in this conversation:

      Megastore guy: They were all just standing there.
      Cop: What were they doing?
      Megastore guy: Just standing, and then they all danced.
      Cop: Did they say anything?
      Megastore guy: No.

      Pause

      Cop: Why are we here?

    2. Re:Manager called 911 by Main+Gauche · · Score: 5, Funny

      "In California, If a security person detains you, you can Sue, and will probably win."

      That's nothing. On Slashdot, you can make claims that lie somewhere between false and ambiguous, and will probably get modded +4 Interesting.

    3. Re:Manager called 911 by gerardrj · · Score: 2, Funny

      All those doughnuts... uneaten.

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  4. Linus would not approve! by mctk · · Score: 3, Funny
    Also, can't this be considered Slashdoting something physically.

    Big public wanking sessions are generally looked down upon.

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  5. Re:news? by Anonymous+Coward+Gra · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wear a blue shirt at work and everytime I stop at Best Buy, I would get asked by numerous customers for help.

  6. Re:news? by Daath · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're new here, aren't you? ;D

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  7. Spike by lunenburg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I _thought_ my server load was on the way down after three days of getting hammered by this story....

  8. What a coincidence! by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wear a vacant look and maintain a surly attitude every time I Stop at Best Buy, I would get asked by numerous customer for help!

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  9. Re:The Uniform by mh101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd think wearing a red shirt would mean don't bother dating me, I'll be dead shortly.

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  10. Unreported by Zepalesque · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unreported were 5 red-shirt clad improv artists at the same event. Unfortunately they all were all killed by a freak car accident in the parking lot ;)

  11. Works at the supermarket too by kbob88 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try wearing khaki pants, a white button down shirt, and a tie next time you shop at the supermarket. I used to have to wear that at work, and we'd often go to the Jewel supermarket deli counter for lunch. Usually I'd get mistaken for a store manager at least once per visit.

    Eventually I stopped trying to tell little old ladies that I didn't work there. I had gotten to know the store well enough that it was easier to just tell them where their item was...

    1. Re:Works at the supermarket too by Megane · · Score: 2, Funny
      Try wearing khaki pants, a white button down shirt, and a tie next time you shop at the supermarket.

      Or at a Fry's.

      I can one-up you. More than a few times I've been in a thrift store and mistaken for someone who works there simply because of being a guy who doesn't look confused and lost. Never mind that the other employees are clearly wearing identically-colored vests with the thrift store logo on them.

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  12. Re:The Uniform by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ooh ooh, do me!

    I wear a t-shirt, khaki shorts and sandals. Sometimes with socks.

    Give up? I'm a grad student. They don't pay me enough to wear real shoes or full length pants.

  13. Re:It's funny indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What pisses me off is that we don't have more video of Agent Reeves.

  14. Hysterical. by sootman · · Score: 4, Funny

    I tour the store and feel pretty good about landing a spot next to the vacuum cleaners. There are no employees in sight. I hover. A 50-something bearded Jewish man makes eye contact, walks toward me, my first customer.
    "Do you work here?" he asks.
    "No, I don't."
    He starts looking at vacuum cleaners, not knowing where to start.
    "What are you looking for?" I ask.
    "I need a vacuum cleaner," he says. "I have a Dirt Devil. It works really well, very powerful machine," I say.
    "A Dirt Devil. Dirt Devil, OK."
    A real employee approaches.
    "May I help you sir?" the employee asks.
    "Yes, I'd like to buy a Dirt Devil," the man responds."
    I sold my first vacuum cleaner. Damn, it feels good.

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    1. Re:Hysterical. by Gnavpot · · Score: 2, Funny
      I sold my first vacuum cleaner. Damn, it feels good.
      Many years ago, my wife and I were looking for a new car. We went into a car shop, a salesman greeted us, asked what car we were looking for and gave us a lot of guidance. Some time later, another salesman took over, and the first one left.
      "Huh, where did the other salesman go?".
      "That was not a salesman. He was just in to pick up his new Audi A8."
  15. Walmart by Davus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Related to my life.
    A few times, going into Walmart wearing my "Your Company's Computer Guy" shirt, I was asked for assistance, because of the way Walmart employees wear those vest-like things. Sure, it's a totally different shade of blue, and a different style, but that didn't stop them. ;)
    And yes, I did help them even though they realized mid-question that I don't work there.

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  16. Bravo! by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 2, Funny

    I loved it! Fantastic idea.

      It's too bad they didn't really clown around a bit, act like cockroaches, walk into walls, curl up on the floor and go to sleep, do a little dance; perhaps The Robot etc..

  17. Re:Manager called 911-Unlimited laws by aloeppert · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good job! You'll be receiving your brown shirt in the mail.

  18. You don't become a Best Buy Manager... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Without being a total Douch Bag.

  19. Re:hostage taking by dangitman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah. If you see anyone who looks even a little bit funny, YOU TAKE THEM DOWN!! Then you'll be a hero like those guys on Flight 93. Someone looks like he's from another country? GOUGE HIS FUCKING EYES OUT! He's probably a terrorist.

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