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El Reg Says Google Choking on Spam Sites

Grubby Games writes "The Register is reporting that Google is full, and in trouble." From the article: "Recently, we featured a software tool that can create 100 Blogger weblogs in 24 minutes, called Blog Mass Installer. A subterranean industry of sites providing 'private label articles,' or PLAs exists to flesh out 'content' for these freshly minted sites. And as a result, legitimate sites are often caught in the cross fire. But the new algorithms may not be solely to blame. Google's chief executive Eric Schmidt has hinted at another reason for the recent chaos. In Google's earnings conference call last month, Schmidt was frank about the extent of the problem. 'Those machines are full,' he said. 'We have a huge machine crisis.'" James Robertson points out that's a fairly selective bit of quoting.

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  1. Everyone - Attention by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Funny
    Please start deleting items from the Internet. It is getting full.

    Thanks!

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    1. Re:Everyone - Attention by endrue · · Score: 5, Funny

      eh... just defrag

      - Andrew

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    2. Re:Everyone - Attention by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 5, Funny

      SFD (Sites for Deletion):
      myspace.com

      Problem solved.

    3. Re:Everyone - Attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      no, just reduce the font. That'll do it.

    4. Re:Everyone - Attention by SydBarrett · · Score: 4, Funny

      ATTN: HELPDESK

      Could someone do a quick backup first? There might be something on the internet that I might need later. I think you can just use Ghost or whatever you IT guys do. Also, please burn it to CD and have it on my desk by COB today.

      -Executive Chief Officer SydBarrett

    5. Re:Everyone - Attention by Xichekolas · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hate it when I have to buy a new Internet because mine is full. Hopefully I can get one of the new perpendicular Internets that holds more... wonder if I will need to turn my monitor sideways to use it...

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    6. Re:Everyone - Attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Myspace is emo.
      Emo sucks.
      If you use Myspace you are emo.
      If you use Myspace you suck.

    7. Re:Everyone - Attention by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny
      Internet Cleaning

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      It's that time again! As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows for a better-working and faster Internet.

      This year, the cleaning process will take place from 23:59 pm (GMT) on March 31st until 00:01 am (GMT) on April 2nd. During that 24-hour period, five powerful Internet-crawling robots situated around the world will search the Internet and delete any data that they find.

      In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the following:

      * 1. Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their Internet connections.
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      We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any inconveniences will be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam.

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      Sysops and others: Since the last Internet cleaning, the number of Internet users has grown dramatically. Please assist us in alerting the public of the upcoming Internet cleaning by posting this message where your users will be able to read it.

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  2. Google is Full!? by aftk2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow...so there really is an end to the internet.

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  3. Spammer jokes by +InvaderSkoodge · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just realized that many of the jokes we apply to lawyers could also be used on spammers with good effect:

    So what do you have when you push 50% of all the spammers in the world into a hole and bury them? A good start.

    Did you know that if you took all the spammers in the world and lined them up end to end around the equator of the earth that two thirds of them would drown?

    1. Re:Spammer jokes by cashman73 · · Score: 5, Funny

      A stingy old spammer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you." After much thought and consideration, the old spammer finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven. Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased spammer's wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash. "Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."

  4. more internet space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not a computer person, but couldn't Google just upgrade to a bigger disk drive?

    I saw one at bestbuy.com that looks pretty good.

  5. The Register, being less than truthful??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Who ever would have thought that an upstanding, respected news source like The Register could have ever written anything with poor journalistic integrity?

    I would have never expected to see this day!

    My heroes are all burning!

  6. Before you get too scared.... by Lxy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just remember that /dev/null filled up years ago. Yet, we seem to be doing just fine.

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  7. Google Indexing by k4_pacific · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some of you might recall that for a long time the Google index stood at around 4 billion pages. It turned out that this was because of the limited number of unique 32 bit index values. To handle this, Google created two index values to reference each each page. One is called the "Selector", and the other is called the "Offset". Simply put, the selector is left shifted by 4 bits and added to the offset so that Google can find any page on the internet simply by knowing its selector and offset. According to the article. Google has exhausted these values as well, and will introduce something called "protected mode page rank" where the slector is shifted farther to create a greater range of values.

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    1. Re:Google Indexing by don.g · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean segment, not selector (in your real/v86 mode analogue). Selectors only came in with protected mode. Personally, that small incorrect detail entirely ruined the joke for me.

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  8. There is an obvious solution by shoma-san · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do what I do when the toilet bowl is full of crap - FLUSH.

  9. Re:Adsense is to blame by Snowmit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please tell me how I too can make $10,000 or more per month just by putting up junk content from the comfort of my home. Is there a program that I have to order to learn to do this? Should I act now?

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  10. SQL Solution by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Delete from internet.world
    where lower(page_text) like '% beastiality%'
    or lower(page_text) like '% lose weight%'
    or lower(page_text) like '% refinance%'
    or lower(page_text) like '% ebay%'
    or lower(page_text) like '% make money fast%'
    or lower(page_text) like '% enlarge your%'
    or lower(page_text) like '% teens%';
    commit;

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  11. Re:Are you sure? by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, would you look at that! Together, you both found both ends of the Internet!

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  12. Re:Google is full. Try this... by LunaticTippy · · Score: 4, Funny
    You did it wrong. Try searching for "slashdot poneys" just like the OP misspelt.

    44 on yahoo, 229 on google.

    Wait, what was I saying?

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  13. Re:How Google crawls a site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Gorgeous porn, animations, closeup of trees (maybe he meant bush?)...

    (click)

    That's just mean, dude.