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New Disclaimer for the Internet
Techdirt has an amusing new disclaimer for the internet penned by lawyer David Canton is response to Rob Hyndman's recent discovery of an impressive disclaimer for a rock preserve. From the disclaimer: "Business is unpredictable and unsafe. The Internet is dangerous. Many blogs have been written about these dangers, and there's no way we can list them all here. Read the blogs. The Internet is covered in slippery slopes with loose, slippery and unpredictable footing. The RIAA can make matters worse. Patent trolls are everywhere. You may fall, be spammed or suffer a DOS attack. There are hidden viruses and worms. You could break your computer. There is wild code, which may be vicious, poisonous or carriers of dread malware. These include viruses and worms. E-mail can be poisonous as well. We don't do anything to protect you from any of this. We do not inspect, supervise or maintain the Internet, blogosphere, ISP's or other features, natural or otherwise."
He said you are stupid.
Hey! Look at me! I'm a Karma whore! All I have to do is bash Microsoft XP and IE as being the problems with the intraweb and I get modded insightful!
You're a self appointed tech elitist douchebag. You're part of the problem. Instead of educating, you make snide ass comments in an effort to make yourself feel better for having zero social status. It's your on fault you can't get a job anywhere but compUSA.
Come back when touching boobies isn't a calendar marking event anymore.
HEY LOOK! Another elitist self appointed tech douchebag Karma whore!
Scream BLOGSPAM! and you are a relevant, savvy internet user who is out to stop the pollution of the worlds last free frontier.
It's amazing how you people say you want the internet to be free until its not done your prefered way. Fucking asshole.