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Mars Space Suit Trials in North Dakota
AbsoluteZero writes to tell us Space.com is reporting that a new spacesuit prototype being designed for Mars exploration is currently being tested in North Dakota. From the article: "The Mars spacesuit is the culmination of 14 months of work by faculty and students with the North Dakota Space Grant Consortium, which received $100,000 from NASA to develop the prototype. The local public is invited to view the Mars spacesuit in action on Sat. May 6, weather permitting, at its North Dakota test site."
madvirii - Afrociated Press, Nigeria. In what will go down as one of the largest inflation of niggernuts on this twisted zionist planet, GNAA art director JacksonBrown rotted the core of the Apple store early last week in front of a cumload of onlookers.
"So I goes to the Apple Sto' lookin' to mess shit up," JacksonBrown begins, still dehydrated from jerking off to the mp3 recording from the twit44 fagcast, "and Patrick Norton is a filthy liar, I did not have 20 windows open, and I sure as hell wasn't using vi." Brown has been pegged as a known hater of vi, the most Judenesque text editor in the long, near-sterile line of UNIX-like text editors.
"And for the records, hello.jpg was loaded 110 times in 15 minutes," Brown was quoted as saying. Apple tried to minimize their losses by fabricating details surrounding JacksonBrown's total annhiliation of their defenses. When asked about the show, Brown could only add, "it's boring, I know that...all I knew was they were going to be on my turf so I took advantage."
After viewing the glory of goatse, Patrick Norton literally could not see the light at the end of the tunnel, and furiously masturbated, and is still masturbating at this very moment. Apple has tried to downplay the incident by including goatse as the bootup splash screen in future versions of its amazingly inefficient failure of an operating system, in an attempt to make peace with the GNAA before facing total annhiliation.
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TWiT (This Week in Tech) is a weekly fagcast showcasing Apple's latest failures in the world of technology. Featuring such personalities as "Blow" Jobs and Leo LaPorte, it is broadcast over the internet at www.lastmeasure.us.
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