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Alcohol Powered Muscles

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the bender-would-approve dept.

ianchaos writes "In an article on ScienCentral News, Scientists at the University of Texas are using alcohol to power artificial muscles. From the article: 'Usually the only alcohol-powered muscles are the ones in barroom brawls, but one scientist is adding alcohol to artificial muscles to power robots and more.'"

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  1. Re:Beer Muscles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    LSD does that to me. As it turns out, I really am a lot stronger. Maybe it's the adrenaline flowing through me as I excitedly punch your mom in the face, rip (literally!) her clothes off, and force my cock in her ass.

    Unfortunately, it always takes me like an hour to cum when I'm on acid, so keeping your mom quiet while all this goes on is quite a bit of work. Obviously, putting her in a choke hold works for a while, but the anal sphincter loosens when a person looses consciousness. No fun at all. So I keep having to wake her up by slamming her head against the asphalt. Oh boy now that's fun! Every time her mouth hit that rough sidewalk, her tiny little asshole would clench, giving me incredible shivers of pleasure, and provided much needed lubrication by way of blood.

    Wow, I was gonna tell a story about picking a fight, but I really got carried away with this rape porn.

  2. Re:Sorry... I don't drink... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 0, Troll

    Good luck with the diet, you fat bastard ;-)

    Seriously, at least you're making some effort to lose the weight, and managing it. I mean, 75lb is about 30kg to the rest of us - as of your linked FAQ you're not so very far off half way there (assuming you're looking to get to about 90-odd kg).