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Day of the Robotic Tentacle
holy_calamity writes "New Scientist is reporting on a robotic tentacle developed thanks to funding from military agency DARPA. From the video it looks to have a lot of potential, I can almost feel it fastening around my ankle right now."
Think about the implications for the Sex industry!
DARPA: taking hentai in brave, new directions. Your tax dollars at work.
"I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
3... 2... 1....
....move along....nothing to see here....
don't tell Japan! think of the children!
Hey robot designer: You need to cut down on the consumption of the weird anime. You know who you are. And don't even think about driving that thing near my wife you perv!
My humor is probably your flamebait
...when purple discovers some new uses for tentacles.
As a Pastafarian I'm offended by this immitation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It's a blatant mockery of all I find sacred. I demand reparations!
Developers: We can use your help.
We couldn't have called it a "robotic elephant trunk", could we? Never mind that it more resembles an elephant's trunk than a tentacle, noooo. Never mind that TFA also mentioned that resemblance.
Oh no, we had to use the term that will cause 99.9987% of the posts to fixate upon the hentai aspects of this.
It's just a step toward the robotic cthulu.
try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
So you're saying it should be able to vacuum my floors and wash my windows? I agree!
Developers: We can use your help.
I can't wait to get fitted with my backpack and start taking on the the streets of the city. I'll get that Masked web slinger if its the last thing it do.
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Lots of anime' jokes already, but no Doc Ock references. How disappointing. Support American scifi in-jokes!
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"So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water tentacle."
So, you're saying that "Intelligent Design" may be better than "Evolution" after all?
(Yes, I had to go there)
welcome our robotic tentacle overlords.
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I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist. :(
How many Doctor Octopus wannabes are jumping on couches about this?
Is that a Robotic tentacle or toothpase ?
...I smell a lawsuit coming...
Completely OT:
I remember going to a big dinner for a family reunion. I told them all about this game I was playing, 'Day of the Tentacle'. It wasn't until I noticed that everybody had stopped eating and all eyes were on me that I realized I had said 'testicle'.
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Hide your Japanese schoolgirls! Don't let it near the convention!
Oh, good lord - there's a 300 pound man dressed in a Sailor Moon uniform! Run, you fool! Runnnnn!
As I remarked to my wife the other day while we were watching "Sci-Fi Channel", can we ever invent a robot that Hollywood doesn't depict as trying to kill us?
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My HENTA1 fantasies can come true!!!1!1111!!!1
I can almost feel it fastening around my ankle right now.
Ankle? You must read different comics than I do.
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... oh, you know the rest.
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Must be some kind of fuzzy math you got there. Sorry to disprove you, but:
Robot Tentacle + Tentacle Pr0n = Tentacle (Robot + Pr0n)
Since we all know that Octopi have 8 tentacles, lets go ahead and substitute.
Robot Tentacle + Tentacle Pr0n = 8 (Robot + pr0n)
We can, of course, substitute I for Robot, leaving us with
8 (I + pr0n)
Since that's a capital I, we know it represents an integer, and not an imaginary number. Given that the Romans were into tentacle pr0n, we can assume that's a Roman numeral, and substitute accordingly.
8 (1 + pr0n)
Now, we all know the emoticon 8(1 represents an unhappy glasses-wearing person with a scruffy asymmetrical beard, or an unhappy nerd. So via substitution we have:
Tenticle Robot + Tenticle Pr0n = An unhappy nerd + pr0n
As we all know, this is a logical fallacy, since a nerd with pr0n is never unhappy.
I figured, if you were going to posit that ax + ay = axy, I might as well take the fuzzy math a little farther.
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
Schoolgirls all over Japan just felt an icy chill of fear whip through them.
Technoli
They were developed through a project called OCTOR (sOft robotiC manipulaTORs)
MOSCREND (soMe Of theSe aCRonyms arE gettiNg riDiculous) is all I have to say.
HELAD (wHEn wiLl the mAdness enD)?
JAWSchlech "The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your mistakes." - Despair.com
One can only imagine the affect this will have on the rate of recruitment of Japonese school girls into the armed forces.
-Grey
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Now once we're able to graft a real octopus tentacle on a robot we'll have something!
Lunch that serves itself?
--Sushi Guy
Seriously. It's Noo-Noo without the casing.
Scientists, eh? They'll be getting ideas from Postman Pat.
There are evolution-designed window washers.
http://www.jamster.com/jcw/goto/graphics/screensa
I think I'd prefer a human-designed robot...