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Day of the Robotic Tentacle
holy_calamity writes "New Scientist is reporting on a robotic tentacle developed thanks to funding from military agency DARPA. From the video it looks to have a lot of potential, I can almost feel it fastening around my ankle right now."
Think about the implications for the Sex industry!
DARPA: taking hentai in brave, new directions. Your tax dollars at work.
"I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
don't tell Japan! think of the children!
Clever, though it seems to operate more like an elephant trunk or a prehensile tail rather then a tentacle. I would think it would perform it's job more effectively by using a vacuum system with selectable ports to help hold onto objects.
It does raise the interesting question about using design found in nature for robotics.
Personally I'm not sure if that's the right way to go, or if we could find better ways to perform these tasks using alternative designs that don't have a natural influence.
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NSFWHey robot designer: You need to cut down on the consumption of the weird anime. You know who you are. And don't even think about driving that thing near my wife you perv!
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As a Pastafarian I'm offended by this immitation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It's a blatant mockery of all I find sacred. I demand reparations!
Developers: We can use your help.
We couldn't have called it a "robotic elephant trunk", could we? Never mind that it more resembles an elephant's trunk than a tentacle, noooo. Never mind that TFA also mentioned that resemblance.
Oh no, we had to use the term that will cause 99.9987% of the posts to fixate upon the hentai aspects of this.
It's just a step toward the robotic cthulu.
try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
I can't wait to get fitted with my backpack and start taking on the the streets of the city. I'll get that Masked web slinger if its the last thing it do.
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Lots of anime' jokes already, but no Doc Ock references. How disappointing. Support American scifi in-jokes!
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"So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water tentacle."
welcome our robotic tentacle overlords.
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I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist. :(
How many Doctor Octopus wannabes are jumping on couches about this?
Is that a Robotic tentacle or toothpase ?
...I smell a lawsuit coming...
Completely OT:
I remember going to a big dinner for a family reunion. I told them all about this game I was playing, 'Day of the Tentacle'. It wasn't until I noticed that everybody had stopped eating and all eyes were on me that I realized I had said 'testicle'.
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Hide your Japanese schoolgirls! Don't let it near the convention!
Oh, good lord - there's a 300 pound man dressed in a Sailor Moon uniform! Run, you fool! Runnnnn!
As I remarked to my wife the other day while we were watching "Sci-Fi Channel", can we ever invent a robot that Hollywood doesn't depict as trying to kill us?
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My HENTA1 fantasies can come true!!!1!1111!!!1
I can almost feel it fastening around my ankle right now.
Ankle? You must read different comics than I do.
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However, I found some other .edu website with video clips & info that are a bit more technical.
p rofessional/research/OCTOR/octor.htm
/. a second university.
http://www.ece.msstate.edu.nyud.net:8090/~bjones/
The clips are at the bottom, but don't ignore the videos linked in the "Journal publications" section.
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Must be some kind of fuzzy math you got there. Sorry to disprove you, but:
Robot Tentacle + Tentacle Pr0n = Tentacle (Robot + Pr0n)
Since we all know that Octopi have 8 tentacles, lets go ahead and substitute.
Robot Tentacle + Tentacle Pr0n = 8 (Robot + pr0n)
We can, of course, substitute I for Robot, leaving us with
8 (I + pr0n)
Since that's a capital I, we know it represents an integer, and not an imaginary number. Given that the Romans were into tentacle pr0n, we can assume that's a Roman numeral, and substitute accordingly.
8 (1 + pr0n)
Now, we all know the emoticon 8(1 represents an unhappy glasses-wearing person with a scruffy asymmetrical beard, or an unhappy nerd. So via substitution we have:
Tenticle Robot + Tenticle Pr0n = An unhappy nerd + pr0n
As we all know, this is a logical fallacy, since a nerd with pr0n is never unhappy.
I figured, if you were going to posit that ax + ay = axy, I might as well take the fuzzy math a little farther.
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
Schoolgirls all over Japan just felt an icy chill of fear whip through them.
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They were developed through a project called OCTOR (sOft robotiC manipulaTORs)
MOSCREND (soMe Of theSe aCRonyms arE gettiNg riDiculous) is all I have to say.
HELAD (wHEn wiLl the mAdness enD)?
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One can only imagine the affect this will have on the rate of recruitment of Japonese school girls into the armed forces.
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Seriously. It's Noo-Noo without the casing.
Scientists, eh? They'll be getting ideas from Postman Pat.
Actually, when I was back in college, genetic algorithms were the hot topic in one of our VLSI classes that year. What they did was apply the genetic algorthim process to a Field Programmable Gate Array (FPGA) chip to solve a computation. An FPGA is sort of like a giant array of ANDs, ORs, and NOTs with a "control array" of flip-flops that allow you to control the routing of the inputs; you can just load in a new sequence and end up with different outputs using the same hardware. The genetic algorithm comes in by randomly generating the control array sequence. You then compare the output with the target output, then blend the successful solutions together until you have the final solution, all without any hardware design involved.
The story goes, some researchers did this to attempt to reproduce a non-linear equation, I think like a Fourier Transform. The plus side was, they were successfully able to demonstrate that the resultant chip configuration was able to provide the expected results. However, after analyzing the actually solution, the researchers found that the chip was actually creating resonance between different parts of the circuit in such a way that there was no direct path between the input and output signal.
The genetic algorithm had created an analog solution in digital hardware by incorporating the electromagnetic losses and field coupling of the FPGA wiring itself; if they had tried to tweak the "solution" by removing portions of the unused pieces of the FPGA circuit, or even using the same control sequence on a different FPGA, the "solution" would not work.
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It's 55MB, so the Coral network won't save them.
Not direct linked on purpose
-http://www.ces.clemson.edu/~ianw/icra06_vid.mpeg
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