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Cancer Resistant Mouse Provides Possible Cure

Evoluder writes to tell us that scientists at Wake Forest University have found a "cancer resistant mouse" and bred it to make a small army of cancer resistant mice. When transplanting blood from one of these mice to a normal non-resistant mouse they are able to provide "lifetime cancer protection". From the article: "The cancer-resistant mice all stem from a single mouse discovered in 1999. "The cancer resistance trait so far has been passed to more than 2,000 descendants in 14 generations," said Cui, associate professor of pathology. It also has been bred into three additional mouse strains. About 40 percent of each generation inherits the protection from cancer."

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  1. Cancer resistant... by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 5, Funny

    but mortally susceptible to the common cold.

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    1. Re:Cancer resistant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They need to stop this before the mice become resistant to poison and mouse traps.. maybe they'll even become resistant to being hit with a hammer and then what. Huh?

      It hits the fan, thats what!

    2. Re:Cancer resistant... by indifferent+children · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some damned fool went and invented a better mousetrap, so our scientists had to invent a better mouse.

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  2. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    will skip the line you expected here and get right to the point: INVINCIBLE MICE ARMY?!?

  3. Nice, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will this cure cancer in rats? Because, EVERYTHING causes cancer in rats!

  4. Delicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll take a carton of cigarettes and a shot of mouse blood.

  5. Re:Blood type issues? by Ingolfke · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't have a specific answer to your question, but I do know that it all tastes good to me.

  6. Re:Wireless? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's even worse. Apparantly the cancer resistant gene was found on the 3rd button. Mac users are hosed.

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  7. Re:Cause of the cancer resistance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thats a brilliant idea.

    Why dont you email them and suggest it?

    Reading between the lines of your analysis, I think youre saying there could be a real future application for it.

    Like I dunno...curing cancer maybe?

  8. Take heed, Slashdotters! by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The cancer resistance trait so far has been passed to more than 2,000 descendants in 14 generations"

    If you cure cancer, you get laid.

  9. Re:Beware. by Retric · · Score: 5, Funny

    "can I get a transplant donor soul?"

    Yes.

    --Prince of Lies.

  10. Lifetime cancer protection by markov_chain · · Score: 4, Funny

    they are able to provide "lifetime cancer protection"

    I see, so the protection lasts right until they die... from cancer. I think Aleve can do this just as well :)

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  11. Re:I for one... by From+A+Far+Away+Land · · Score: 4, Funny

    The old warfrin poison trick still works, don't worry. Plus we could just breed an army of cancer resistant snakes to take care of the mice.
    Oh...

  12. Cliche among oncologists by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Funny

    They say that if you turn up with cancer you'd be well advised to be a mouse, since the treatments work so much better.

  13. Re:I for one... by soxos · · Score: 5, Funny

    > The old warfrin poison trick still works, don't worry. Plus we could just breed
    > an army of cancer resistant snakes to take care of the mice.
    > Oh...

    must... resist... can't...

    cancer-resistant mongooses for the snakes
    cancer-resistant gorillas to rid us of the mongooses
    cancer-resistant tigers to attack the gorillas
    cancer-resistant elephants to take care of the tigers
    and cancer-resistant mice to scare the elephants

    lather, rinse, repeat

  14. Re:Beware. by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 4, Funny

    This cancer gene could be the one that also gives humans a soul.

    Hmm, lessee.. no cancer in my lifetime in exchange for something I've never had any use for. Man, hard choice.

    Ch-ching!

    Next week, maybe I'll get to trade group sex for herpes.

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  15. Re:Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you try to pronounce this PNAS as a word or always have to spell it out? In conversation, I mean.

  16. Problem by soft_guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your loop is leaking scared elephants.

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    1. Re:Problem by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's the dreaded Elephant Buffer Overflow, the curse of IE users.

  17. A cancer-resistant mouse! by NereusRen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fantastic! I am very excited about this development. Will there be an ergonomic model released to prevent me from getting RSI, too? Perhaps a cancer-resistant trackball is in order.

    ... oh. Nevermind.