ISS Loses Orbit-Boosting Options
An anonymous reader writes "NewScientist reports is reporting that the International Space Station has lost some of its options when it comes to altitude-boosting due to several recent failures. From the article: 'The problems began on 19 April 2006, when the Russian Zvezda service module's main engines failed during a test. The failure may have been due to a sunshade cover that was not completely open, according to a station status report.'"
Let's rename the station to something more appropriate: ICF: International Cluster Fuck
Don't worry they have a procedure for getting these things down. It's called cross your fingers and aim it at an underdeveloped country. ;)
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
No, but the plumber doesn't have to reach orbital velocity to get to my toilet, either. I'm pretty sure roto-rooter would charge an awful lot to clear a drain on the ISS.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
With that point in mind, NASA has commissioned a new official poster for the ISS project.