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London 2006, Meet London 1984

Draape writes "Shoreditch TV is an experiment TV channel beaming live footage from the street into people's homes. According to the Telegraph U.K. television will broadcast from 400 surveillance cameras on the streets, into people's homes. For now they are only showing it to 22,000 homes, but next year they plan on going national with the 'show'. They fly under the flag 'fighting crime from the sofa'."

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  1. Bobby on the couch by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Funny
    Considering how unarned bobbies struggle to catch a running crim, one wonders how a couch-bound lard-ass is going to do it from the wrong side of an ethernet connection.

    If they did this in USA then they could rig up remote controlled guns or such and get a better crime resolution rate.

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    1. Re:Bobby on the couch by macadamia_harold · · Score: 5, Funny

      If they did this in USA then they could rig up remote controlled guns or such and get a better crime resolution rate.

      What do you mean could rig up remote-controlled guns?

  2. Ummm CRIME?? by consonant · · Score: 4, Funny

    They haven't really mentioned in TFA what kind of crime they're targeting. I imagine they mean the snatching-old-ladies-handbags kind, but I suppose this could occur:

    Haughty socialite: Hello Police? I just saw a crime being committed on the 1984 channel.

    Operator: Yes ma'am. Please give us your location.

    HS: 42 Anstoltue Street.

    O: And what is the nature of the crime in question?

    HS: This guy, he had sideburns.

    O: Alright ma'am, but what's the crime?

    HS: HE HAD SIDEBURNS I TELL YOU! IN 2006!

    O:

  3. From the article by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jan Ashby, 57, a resident who previewed the scheme before yesterday's launch, said: "I wouldn't say it was spying, but it is nice to see what's going on. Look, there's my local pub."

    She also added "I like to keep an eye on the pub to make sure that my husband does not go there. I'm not intruding on the little bit of a life that he has outside of me, I'm just looking out for his best interests."

    -Grey

  4. Youtube! by ettlz · · Score: 4, Funny
    cool vid of some bloke getting mugged outside victoria station. lol!!!!111!! *****
  5. Also interviewed by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Estella thinks I'm a nosey busybody," said Ms Havisham. A 97-year-old fan of the channel and who hasn't left the house in years. "But I've seen her walking on the street holding hands with a boy, and I'm not about to take advice from a whore."

    -Grey

  6. Re:It's not 1984 if everyone can watch everyone by datafr0g · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I do something stupid and 8 people see, I might shrug it off. If I do something stupid and 80 people see, I might not hang around that part of town. But if I do something stupid and 80,000 people see, then I might be scarred for life. It's just not meant to work that way.

    Hey, you're not alone, especially not on slashdot. The same thought goes through every Open Source coders mind when they submit code to the repository.

    :-)

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