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The World's Top Cybercriminals
bart_scriv writes "BusinessWeek profiles four individuals identified by law enforcement as the world's foremost online criminals. They're accused of crimes ranging from re-shipping rings to credit card theft and email fraud -- '...all are Russian. Strong technical universities, comparatively low incomes, and an unstable legal system make the former Soviet Union an ideal breeding ground for cyberscams. Also, tense political relations sometimes complicate efforts to obtain cooperation with local law enforcement.'"
LOL AMERICANS
... You have a hypocrisy beyond belief. Your humanity is a selective humanity. Only you suffer."
YHBT. YHL. HAND. Guess what America: You lose. I win. Using Muslim cunning, tax-payer money, and your comically overzealous government I have trolled your whole nation. Allah be praised, you have never looked nearly as stupid as you do at this moment.
What were you even doing trying to put a man to death who was in jail on 9/11 2001? Dont you people usually insist on somebody actually managing to kill someone else before you execute them? You know, so that way the executioner isnt the only murderer in the room.
Whatever your reason for trying to murder me, I think we can all agree it has been a hell of a trial. Being the piñata of the American government is even more fun than it sounds. Allah be praised, if there is something even funnier than a typical American, it is an American who is given more power than he knows what to do with. I must admit however, I was impressed with your guest list. Rudy Giuliani, wow. Talk about a star-studded trial.
If there was one thing that really made my day though, it was the victims families. These people were the easiest to troll of all. Take my encounter today with a typical thoughtless American.
Thoughtless American: " It was just a dagger stuck in my heart, personally him not showing any remorse for what those terrorists did on 9/11,"
Me: " Maybe one day she can think about how many people the CIA has destroyed.
If there is one thing I love about Americans, its how easy it is to get them to set you up for a great joke. Ill never forget the look on their face when I told the CIA that I was supposed to be the 20th hijacker on September 11th. It was like somebody had hit them in the face with a 737. Of course I had actually been cut from the team when then I turned out to be a lousy pilot. They already had enough box cutter holders so they told me they would call me for the second wave. I knew America would never allow hijacked planes to be flown in to buildings again, but still, their kind words made me feel a part of something. Considering tenjoyed it, you fucking infidels.
Is that anything like a cyberathlete?
This guy's the limit!
Every time I read the word "Godfather", I wish Piuzo and Coppola were executed publicly.
What a pathetic attempt at self-glamorization and self-aggrandizement supported by trashy media.
I do not believe in karma. "Funny"=-6. Do good and forbid evil. Yours, Oft-Offtopic Flamebaiting Troll.