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Recipe for Making Symetrical Holes in Water
scottZed writes "Danish researchers found a simple way to make curiously shaped air holes in a bucket of water. Simply rig the bucket to have a spinning plate at the bottom, and depending on the speed, you can get an ellipse, three-sided star, square, pentagon, or hexagon. The effect may help explain such shapes seen in atmospheric disturbances on Earth and other planets. One practical use: really trippy washing machines."
Aliens obviously use the plate to transmit geometrical patterns in an effort to contact us. This proves it beyond all doubt.
I say "Triangle"
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
One practical use: really trippy washing machines
practical
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seriously, what if in the ocean the waterflow is spinning very hard itself under certain conditions, wouldn't that be a possible explanation for the disappearances in the Bermuda Triangle?
Yes, that's right. A suitably airplane-shaped hole would indeed allow an airplane to fall to the bottom of the ocean without getting wet, nicely and logically accounting for its sudden and complete disappearance. Similarly, holes isomorphic to boats and drowning people would account for those inexplicable losses.
Oh, wait, Bermuda triangle---you probably meant a triangular hole. No, sorry, that's just stupid.
I've never considered /. "the best in science journalism," and think you should think hard about life, the universe and everything if you do. It's more like a club where everyone is invited to throw shit at a wall and everyone can see it. Sometimes it's good shit, and sometimes it stinks. This is interesting shit, multicolored maybe...
yes and don't forget that Ima Bohr, Whadda Bohr, and Yura Bohr all founded the Institute of Neutrino Generation - Commonly referred to as Bohr-ING.
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When the dutch scientists spun the bucket ever faster, the shapes became even more interesting. It's a pity they were left out of the article. View them here:
http://www.craigslist.org/sby/tls/163096693.html
~those crazy dutch scientists! what will the think of next!
"Harry Swinney, a specialist in pattern-forming fluid flows at the University of Texas at Austin, says the new observation is roughly in line with what one might expect."
...yeah... the technical term.
Wahhh~? Specialist in pattern-forming fluid flows at University of Texas at Austin? Heck I hope Mr. Swinney's parents didn't flush their saving down the toilet on his college education... oops, I mean, symetrically pattern-forming spiral downward flowing.
"Don't let fools fool you. They are the clever ones."
Reminds me of an old joke:
Q: How do you drive a Belgian nuts?
A: You put him into a circular room, and tell him there are fries in the corner.
They're stoners. whoaaaa....
Sure you can - just look under /usr/src/linux-2.6.16/arch/h20 in your favorite distro.
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