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Bacteria As Fuel Cells?

KantIsDead writes "MIT's Tech Review is running an interview with Boston University Bioengineer Tim Gardner about the possibility of using bacteria to produce electricity. If fuel cells running off sugar are nearly here, alcohol-powered robots cannot be far." From the article: "While typical fuel cells use hydrogen as fuel, separating out electrons to create electricity, bacteria can use a wide variety of nutrients as fuel. Some species, such as Shewanella oneidensis and Rhodoferax ferrireducens, turn these nutrients directly into electrons. Indeed, scientists have already created experimental microbial fuel cells that can run off glucose and sewage. Although these microscopic organisms are remarkably efficient at producing energy, they don't make enough of it for practical applications."

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  1. They don't produce enough gas for practical use? by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have they tried feeding them Taco Bell?

  2. Obligatory Futurama Reference by rrkap · · Score: 3, Funny

    Alcohol powered robots can bite my shiny metal ass!

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  3. Bacteria As Fuel Cells? by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Couldn't this be considered somehow as animal cruelty?

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    1. Re:Bacteria As Fuel Cells? by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > Couldn't this be considered somehow as animal cruelty?

      Naw, the only thing we've established is that the poster is an invertebrate punster. So slug him!

    2. Re:Bacteria As Fuel Cells? by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, they better be careful, or PETM (People for the ethical treatment of Monera) might get involved.

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  4. Can you smell the future? by Itninja · · Score: 5, Funny

    "alcohol-powered"
    "glucose and sewage"

    The future will be full of cars that only exaust water....and fueling stations brimming with switch-grass, corn-mash, stale beer, human feces, and the occasional Rhodoferax ferrireducens bateria. And I thought horses smelled bad....

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    1. Re:Can you smell the future? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm planning to create cars that run on armpit bacteria. See, then taxicabs in New York City could run forever without a fill-up.

  5. pffffft by MrSquirrel · · Score: 3, Funny

    I invented this concept years ago. Step 1: Get my feet really worked up and sweaty while trapped in a tight shoe -- this spurs bacterial growth Step 2: Take off shoe and attack roommate with it -- roommate runs away from the stink, but he is roped onto a treadmill Step 3: The kinetic energy from the treadmill's movement is converted into electrical energy. I've just been working on creating a pocket sized roommate/treadmill, I was pretty darn close too.

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  6. Bacteria as fuel cells... by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    If fuel cells running off sugar are nearly here, alcohol-powered robots cannot be far.

    Neither can power plugs that you can directly plug into your ass after ingesting healthy amounts of symbiotic bacteria.

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  7. Re:They don't produce enough gas for practical use by God'sDuck · · Score: 4, Funny
  8. Re:Mutations by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure they would reproduce asexually and that would limit mutations compared to our dirty process
    with gametes and zygotes,


          Bacteria can reproduce sexually as well. There's no stopping the horny little bastards.

          If you provide an constant, optimum climate for your strain, however, there wouldn't be a great deal of evolutionary pressure forcing them to mutate into non-viable types.

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  9. Keep Quite About It! by Phat_Tony · · Score: 3, Funny
    Ssshhhh!!!

    No one tell the computers, or they won't have any reason to keep us alive after they take over.

    Plus the bacteria won't need an elaborate VR to keep them occupied while generating electricity.

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  10. Re:I am more impressed by Firehed · · Score: 4, Funny
    But how do you get the bacteria to spin?
    I think this is where the alcohol comes into play...
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  11. At last by Frightening · · Score: 4, Funny

    The world has found a use for politicians...

  12. Piss in the gas tank by yabos · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now you'll be asking people to piss in your gas tank!

  13. alcohol-powered robot by PSaltyDS · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...alcohol-powered robots cannot be far."

    Some of them work in the cubicle next to mine...

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